Craziest relationship you've had.

[blamurai]

What is the Craziest relationship you have been involved in ,or ended or are still involved in? I honestly don't know what to say, mine was I have had two fucked up ones, one was in the summer of 2001 and it was my first real relationship.. i guess, from our rival school nodoubt either lol, my freinds grifreind hooked us up at Sixflags in Gurnee, IL. I don't know what I was thinking I felt obligated afert she gave me a kiss on the coaster. so I was like cool??? i guess andwe went out for a month and i had funn plaing with the titties and everything but, then one fine night in either august or the end of july all I know was it was the week thatI was testing for my black belt. it was night, I was just finishing playing Castlevainia:Circle of the Moon ,and getting my ass kicked by Dracula to boot. So I get a call around 9:30p.m. and the phrase that says it all "We need to talk". So I am like "Okay what are you wearing, just playin around" She was like, no for real.. So I was liek okay what , and she was like we're "not cliquing" and I am like ok so... now what and she was like weel I can't keep pretending so I guess I am gonna have to let you go you're anice guy but... and I said, "well, sorry you feel that way and thanks for giving me a shot, see ya when I see ya, damn shame there was nothing I could do to prevent this. l8r. So it was no skin off my back until I found out she was already going out with some other dude the whole time so i was liek fucking wondeful... and continued to play my game and kick the shit out of Dracula ...and beatthe game, so the night wasn't a total loss. you guys go and then i will post my second most fucked up relation ship.

[Endless-Nothing]

At 1/25/06 05:43 AM, deadstick wrote: One simple word... Grammer.

I second that... Newgrounds needs to impliment spell check on the BBS.

[blamurai]

Yeah, Okay ... GRAMMAR NAZI!!! Just post what the damn topic says, I didn't ask for you to criticize my story, and like you're fucking perfect with all you online speech

At 1/25/06 05:49 AM, deadstick wrote:

At 1/25/06 05:48 AM, blamurai wrote: Yeah, Okay ... GRAMMAR NAZI!!! Just post what the damn topic says, I didn't ask for you to criticize my story, and like you're fucking perfect with all you online speech

No I dont want to. I would rather talk about how excellent your grammer isn't.

Win.

[blamurai]

At 1/25/06 05:49 AM, deadstick wrote:

At 1/25/06 05:48 AM, blamurai wrote: Yeah, Okay ... GRAMMAR NAZI!!! Just post what the damn topic says, I didn't ask for you to criticize my story, and like you're fucking perfect with all you online speech

No I dont want to. I would rather talk about how excellent your grammer isn't.

Then Start a Thread, or a Club/Crew and call it the Grammar Nazis of Newgrounds... adn remeber to spell Grammar correct

[Ellie]

At 1/25/06 05:49 AM, deadstick wrote: No I dont want to. I would rather talk about how excellent your grammer isn't.

*Grammar. Just thought I'd point that out.

[Luigino]

It's funny because the guy asking for grammar is the one mispelling the word. Quite ironic, if you ask me.

[Jossos]

At 1/25/06 05:54 AM, -Ellie- wrote:
*Grammar. Just thought I'd point that out.

Yeah, it's funny to see how people go around to correct eachother's grammar and leave huge fucking flaws in punctuation and spelling. You can't judge someone else's mistakes when you can't even fucking find your own. And yes, I make plenty of misstakes. But I don't go around pointing out all the faggity mistakes you fuck-ups make.

[Spawnof]

that took me a while to decipher, but damn, that sounds fucked up. but after only a month it aint much. went out wit a girl for 14 months an two wks afta we break up she pulls my best mate and sleeps with another. now thats messy.

[Long-Distance-Runner]

You're not really 20 years old are you...

[Ellie]

At 1/25/06 05:57 AM, Jossos wrote:

At 1/25/06 05:54 AM, -Ellie- wrote:
*Grammar. Just thought I'd point that out.

Yeah, it's funny to see how people go around to correct eachother's grammar and leave huge fucking flaws in punctuation and spelling. You can't judge someone else's mistakes when you can't even fucking find your own.

People shouldn't discredit somebody's argument based on their spelling or grammar. In the long run however, it makes things a whole lot easier on the eyes when people use paragraphs. It's just easier to look at.

[blamurai]

At 1/25/06 05:58 AM, The_One_Free_Man wrote: You're not really 20 years old are you...

well, I don't know... if I was born in may of 1985 well I guess I would be about four months away from 21.

Damn, Stay on topic for christ's sake

[Ellie]

My most fucked up relationship was with this guy back in high school. He was such a damn prude. He drove me crazy with desire but left me high and dry EVERY TIME. Then he started talking about how we can finally have sex after we get married. I was like, "What the fuck? Fuck no I'm not marrying you."

He called me a sex crazed maniac, then apologized and told me he loved me and wanted to be with me as long as I didn't "tease" him. That scared me. I dumped him.

[Long-Distance-Runner]

At 1/25/06 06:03 AM, blamurai wrote:

well, I don't know... if I was born in may of 1985 well I guess I would be about four months away from 21.

The way you explained that story and the grammar in it sounds like something coming from a 12 year old.

[blamurai]

Getting back on topic, instead of all this Grammar bullshit... i will proof read this next post to give the little grammar nazis their orgasm for the day.

The most recent fucked up relationship I had was back in fall 2003. Again, my good friend and his now fiance' had called me up after work one night and suggested, we go out and get scared, so myself, and my friends, her brother,his buddy, and two of her friends were tagging along. We ended up finding some fucked up "haunted" forest where some guy set him self on fire and there were stories of a "reapeating paranormal phantasm" or some technical shit, where the scene of what happened play over every now and then. So, all of us were hoofing it out through the woods and it was cool but then one of Melissa's(my friends fiance') friends Sarah( the girl I regretably went out with) latched on to my wonderful new leather jacket, damn near pissed me off but made me feel like a badass I guess at the same time cuz I said easy it's leather not Kevlar just to joke around. So... a couple hours later Eddie and Melissa ,were like so what do you think of her? and I was like "..." cuz truly I was not impressed or looking to hook up with any more of M's friends. So a week later on Halloween, 2003 I finished helping out at the martial arts school that i worked at and headed over to Melissa's house with Eddie. Melissa had suggested that "all four of us" Heqad out to a haunted house place or haunted barn or what ever we could find. So i was like cool, alright, what the hell I need a laugh. so we went and it was fun for a couple of seconds until the crazy bitch stared holding my hand and I was aww shit what did i do now. So we ended up hanging out back by Melissa's place and it pissed me off that Meliss'had suggested to sarah that she give me a ride back to the school where my car was... so we went back andtalked for a lil bit again I felt obligated out a nowhereandI said "So I heard you kinda gotta thing for me?" and She was like yeah, andI said "well, I guess we could give it a shot". Then I found out ho the bitch truly was, a DRAMA Queen and an Attenion Whore!! I found out one day that she had lied s everal different times to my former master's wife... just crazy shit that I knew was okay. After all four of us rang in the new year, it happened. two weeks later on a Sunday, after we went bowling and I got lunch, she got in her dramatic moodand said some shit that sounded like she wasacting from a movie,like "Why me, why not someone else?" and " I just don't know anymore" lol Made me laugh but feel confusedatthe same time I was like WTF is going on again? so she insisted on coming over after what sounded like she wanted to break up. So she was over and she was luckier than shit I was tired otherwise i might have said more shit than need to be, I suggested that we gofor a ride I was gonna break up wiht her and she said OMFG if you Break up with my I will KILL myself!!! That... shockd the shit outta me so I let it go.. and ws pissed all week and even said to my buddy Dan I am tired of this shit. So that week .. thursday I hadn't spoken to her since i calledup and lt her know I would not be in a self destructive relatonship. She freaked out alittle more than I had anticipated and let me know I would regret this. NOT BITCH!! The next night i was gonna meet with Eddie and Melissa' and Lo and behold the bitch had gotten to them. Eddie had tried to talk me back into and i was like NO way in hell. So we all went out and I didn't say a word to Sarah or Melissa.
The next day it was a saturday i found a guilt trip note on my car and itwas bull shit. Then l8r in the evening I hgot a call and the was a heated argument between me and the 3 of them. Somewhere a long the line I stopped giving a shit about eddie, and I asked eddie to back me. he said YOur headed to hell and I am not coming witrh and said Fine then fuck you guys and let me go!!!

[Modjo]

I'm still having this relationship with a beautiful but down-to-earth girl from 2002 until now. I think that's the craziest one I've ever had, having such a looooong relationship with a girl.

[Sekky]

At 1/25/06 06:51 AM, blamurai wrote: Getting back on topic, instead of all this Grammar bullshit... i will proof read this next post to give the little grammar nazis their orgasm for the day.

I'm a paragraph Nazi, fix it.

LMAO, best reply I have read today.

I actually laughed out loud when I read what he said.

[blamurai]

Not Done yet, sorry for the 2x post if it happens.

Continuing on, It was Over and i was so pissed at eeverthing,I even bought a couple bricks to break just for the hell of it. So later She comes into my school, and starts shit while i was instructing. It was a public place but I did not wantthe bitch there. So after talking to the program director about starting classes, which also pissed me off, cuz I was in charge of teaching all the noobs, and intermediate ppl, she leaves the building and then comesback in and says... "Can I use the Phone, I just Ran the van into a snow bank" and I was like SON OF A BITCH...
So She called her moms friend, and she came into the school swearing and hitting my now Ex- girlfriend shouting WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!? All the while my friend and I were teaching a class and peeked our heads out like WTF is going on here! Absolute bullshit I was so embarassed. and then she had the nerve to ask if I would help out when I finisehd teaching. Reluctantly, i agreed cuz it was the right thing. after ythat it settled down until May, when I took her freind to the senoir Prom... it got crazy like all kinds of shit said how she was a whore... and we wouldn't last two weeks, yeah right bitch that is why in four months we will have been dating almost two years and been engaged almost ayear and a half... rofl at the lame ass Drama queen. teh end

how was that Grammar Nazis?

At 1/25/06 07:08 AM, blamurai wrote:

how was that Grammar Nazis?

Fucking horrible.Never speak English again,for gods sake.Never speak English again.

[blamurai]

Then what am me to do, all i know is pig latin and broken Korean