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(ORIGINAL SENTENCE) Hello I like to suck dick and my name is Earl, I work at Burger King and have a vagina and ADHD, how may I help you?
(ENGRISH SENTENCE)Today me you like the fact that ƒfƒBƒbƒN is inhaled, in my name the count, me work with hamburger king, is a certain vagina and ADHD, I how may help?

A line from Six Feet Under's "Torture Killer":
"I'll tear you up, and fuck the holes I cut into you."
becomes...
"I pull and tear, the hole which I cut in you have sexual intercourse."

"Get ready to laugh your ass off."

"‚ ‚È‚½‚Ì‚ë‚΂ð?΂킹‚é?€”õ‚ð‚µ‚È‚³‚¢?B"

"You it is slow, do the preparation which can be amused."

Kinda funny...

qwerty = mullbery tree tea

whoso ever pulleth out the sword from the stone is rightborn king of all england = Pulleth of whoso from the sword from the stone is all English rightborn king"

lol excelent find

i typed in "engrishfy THIS bitch!" and it said "this female dog of engrishfy" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Omg, listen to this...
Original: "Hi, like, my name is Bob, and i like, totally like, love Britney Spears and i want to sleep with her and her back-up singers"
Engrish-fied: "Today, the way, as for my name it is the hob, I to sleep like, the completely way, doing the love Britney her and her backup singer would like"
That wasn't that funny, but at the moment it gave me a chuckle... lol

Any ytmnders out there?

"You're the man now dog!"

...

"Human future is acquired, is!"

Misheard lyrics to the DDR 5thMIX song "HOT LIMIT":
-----
"You take Zoloft. We drink ritalin. You take Zoloft. We drink ritalin. Pressure dog is always feeling up my house. Hot limit, shapely lies, convict of a lithe crime. Shave me and warp around bo-o-no time. Take the pig and turn around out of the way. Back in ground and hold and scold my little brother's trike. Mama was burning a hole in my aunt. Please let me down to hold the ketchup. Eight tequilas feelin' my lice. Submarine burning at El Gander 'N' Smell. You take Zoloft, seaman in my heart tonight. Mystery is male maid barfin' all along. We drink ritalin, it's the fruit I want to eat. Pressure dog is always feeling up my house. Furry cell phones stimulate my pants tonight. Mystery is male maid barfin' all along. We drink ritalin, it's the fruit I want to eat. Pressure dog is always feeling up my house. Break down with Chiu and me, get bad and cyber me, This song is going nowhere to be found. One talk if two are down, code forever, another round, Wanna hear a boring joke in my open mind? This guy is learning the fire of delight, Tasty colas through the night. Holding me tightly in barefoot life. Submarine burning its fire, gather me eyes. You take Zoloft, seaman in my heart tonight. Mystery is male maid barfin' all along. We drink ritalin, it's the fruit I want to eat. Pressure dog is always feeling up my house. Fur-fur-furry cell phones stimulate my pants tonight. Mystery is male maid barfin' all along. We drink ritalin, it's the fruit I want to eat. Pressure dog is always feeling up my house. You take Zoloft. We drink ritalin. Pressure dog is always feeling up my house."

~translates to~

"Zoloft ‚ðŽæ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ‚ðˆù‚Þ?BZoloft ‚ðŽæ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ‚ðˆù‚Þ?Bˆ³—ÍŒ¢‚Í?í‚ÉŽ„‚̉ƂÌ?ã‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚Ä‚¢‚é?B ”M‚¢ŒÀŠE?AŠi?D—Ç‚¢‚¤‚»?Alithe ?ß‚Ìconvict ?BŽ„‚ð’ä‚è?Abo o ŽžŠÔ‚Ì‚Ü‚í‚è‚ɘc‚ß‚È‚³‚¢?Bƒuƒ^‚ðŽæ‚è?A‰“‚¢‰ñ‚
µ‚È‚³‚¢?B’n–Ê‚ÅŽxŽ?‚µ?AŽ„‚Ì?¬‚³‚¢ŒZ’í‚Ìtrike ‚ðˆ¬‚è?A‚»‚µ‚ÄŽ¶‚è‚È‚³‚¢?BMama ‚ÍŽ„‚Ì?f•ê‚³‚ñ‚ÌŒŠ‚ð”R‚₵‚Ä‚¢‚½?BŽ„‚ðketchup ‚ðˆ¬‚é‚±‚Æ‚ð‹–‰Â‚µ‚È‚³‚¢?B8 ƒeƒL?[ƒ‰‚Ìfeelin ' Ž„‚ÌŠñ?¶’Ž?BEl ‚ÌGander ' N ' ‚Ì?L‚¢‚Å”R‚¦‚é?ö?…ŠÍ?B Zoloft ‚ðŽ„‚Ì’†?S‚Ì‘Dˆõ?¡–éŽæ‚é?Bƒ~ƒXƒeƒŠ?[‚Í’j?«‚Ì?
—’†‚Ìbarfin ' ?‰‚ß‚©‚ç‚Å‚ ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ?A‚»‚ê‚ð‚Å‚ ‚鎄‚ª?H‚ׂ½‚¢‚ÆŽv‚¤ƒtƒ‹?[ƒcˆù‚Þ?Bˆ³—ÍŒ¢‚Í?í‚
ÉŽ„‚̉ƂÌ?ã‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚Ä‚¢‚é?B–Ñ”ç‚Å•¢‚í‚ꂽŒg‘Ñ“d ˜b‚ÍŽ„‚̃Yƒ{ƒ“‚ð?¡–éŽhŒƒ‚·‚é?Bƒ~ƒXƒeƒŠ?[‚Í’j?
«‚Ì?—’†‚Ìbarfin ' ?‰‚ß‚©‚ç‚Å‚ ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ?A‚»‚ê‚ð‚Å‚ ‚鎄‚ª?H‚ׂ½‚¢‚ÆŽv‚¤ƒtƒ‹?[ƒcˆù‚Þ?Bˆ³—ÍŒ¢‚Í?í‚
ÉŽ„‚̉ƂÌ?ã‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚Ä‚¢‚é?B Chiu Ž„‚Æ”j‰ó‚µ?Aˆ«‚¢?ó‘Ԃ𓾂ê‚Îcyber ‚ÍŽ„?A‚±‚̉̌©‚‚¯‚ç‚ê‚é‚Ç‚±‚à‚¾‚낤?B2 ‚‚ª‚ ‚ê‚Î1 ‚‚̘b?A‰i‹v‚ɃR?[ƒh‚Í?A•Ê‚̉~Œ`?AWanna Ž„‚ÌŠJ‚¢‚½?S‚Ì‘Þ‹ü‚È?ç’k‚ð•·‚­‚©?B‚±‚Ì?l‚ÍŠ½Š
ì?A–é‚É‚æ‚é•—–¡‚ª‚æ‚¢colas ‚̉΂ðŠw‚ñ‚Å‚¢‚é?BŽ„‚ð‚Í‚¾‚µ‚Ì?¶–½‚ÉŒ˜‚­ˆ¬‚é?
B‰Î‚ð”R‚â‚·?ö?…ŠÍ‚ÍŽ„‚ð–Ú?W‚ß‚é?B Zoloft ‚ðŽ„‚Ì’†?S‚Ì‘Dˆõ?¡–éŽæ‚é?Bƒ~ƒXƒeƒŠ?[‚Í’j?«‚Ì?
—’†‚Ìbarfin ' ?‰‚ß‚©‚ç‚Å‚ ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ?A‚»‚ê‚ð‚Å‚ ‚鎄‚ª?H‚ׂ½‚¢‚ÆŽv‚¤ƒtƒ‹?[ƒcˆù‚Þ?Bˆ³—ÍŒ¢‚Í?í‚
ÉŽ„‚̉ƂÌ?ã‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚Ä‚¢‚é?B–Ñ”ç–Ñ”ç–Ñ”ç‚Å•¢‚í‚ê
‚½Œg‘Ñ“d˜b‚ÍŽ„‚̃Yƒ{ƒ“‚ð?¡–éŽhŒƒ‚·‚é?Bƒ~ƒXƒeƒ
Š?[‚Í’j?«‚Ì?—’†‚Ìbarfin ' ?‰‚ß‚©‚ç‚Å‚ ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ?A‚»‚ê‚ð‚Å‚ ‚鎄‚ª?H‚ׂ½‚¢‚ÆŽv‚¤ƒtƒ‹?[ƒcˆù‚Þ?Bˆ³—ÍŒ¢‚Í?í‚
ÉŽ„‚̉ƂÌ?ã‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚Ä‚¢‚é?B Zoloft ‚ðŽæ‚é?BŽ„’B‚Íritalin ‚ðˆù‚Þ?Bˆ³—ÍŒ¢‚Í?í‚ÉŽ„‚̉ƂÌ?ã‚ÅŠ´‚¶‚Ä‚¢‚é?B"

~translates to~

"Zoloft is taken. We drink ritalin. Zoloft is taken. We drink ritalin. The pressure dog feels always on my house. Hot limit and appearance convict of good lie and lithe crime. Shave me, twist around the bo o time. You take the cover, are distant turn. Support with the land, grasp trike of the sibling where I am small, and scold. Mama had burnt the hole of my aunt. Me permit the fact that ketchup is grasped. Feelin ' my parasite of 8 tequilas. The submarine which burns with the smell of Gander ' N ' of El. Zoloft is taken my central crew tonight. The mystery is from the barfin ' beginning of the maid of the man. We drink the fruit which you think that ritalin, I who am would like to eat that. The pressure dog feels always on my house. My pants tonight it stimulates the portable telephone which is covered with the fur. The mystery is from the barfin ' beginning of the maid of the man. We drink the fruit which you think that ritalin, I who am would like to eat that. The pressure dog feels always on my house. If Chiu me it destroys and obtains bad state as for cyber me, this song probably is everywhere it is found. If 2 Tsugas it is, one story, permanently does the cord/code another circle, inquire about the boring joke of the heart which Wanna I opened? This person has learned the fire of colas where the flavor due to joy and the night is good. The skin it does me and grasps hard in life. Me the eye you gather the submarine which burns the fire. Zoloft is taken my central crew tonight. The mystery is from the barfin ' beginning of the maid of the man. We drink the fruit which you think that ritalin, I who am would like to eat that. The pressure dog feels always on my house. My pants tonight it stimulates the portable telephone which is covered with the fur fur fur. The mystery is from the barfin ' beginning of the maid of the man. We drink the fruit which you think that ritalin, I who am would like to eat that. The pressure dog feels always on my house. Zoloft is taken. We drink ritalin. The pressure dog feels always on my house."

I hate school, very gay,
To,
"I hate the cheerful school, very"

All it does is change it to Chinese or Japanese or whatever, then send back the literal meaning what each character means.

You are a bitch,SHUT UP ASSHOLE

The female dog, it is ASSHOLE which was tightened

lmao

My English is excellent, I have an excellent grasp on grammar and realize how important it is; it is the rules of language that show invisible differences in definitions of certain words and create contexts.

私の英国は&#207 78;秀である、&#
31169;は文法の&#20778 ;秀な把握を&#26 377;し、重要い&
#12363;にあるか&#1243 1;かる; ある単語の&#234 50;義で見えな&#
12356;相違を示&#12375 ;、文脈を作&#25 104;する言語の&
#12398;は規則で&#1235 4;る。

My England is excellent, you know I possess the excellent grasp of grammar, how is an importance; Of the language which shows the difference which is not visible in definition of a certain word, draws up context is rule.

This is the kind of thing 12-year-old girls at school would spread around.

Take this classic line from Gears of War:

"Oh man, we're fucked, we're fucked! Getting out of here! Oh shit!"

Translate it to Japaneese:

"オハイオ州&#12 398;人、私達は&
#12289;私達性交&#1237 3;れる性交さ&#1 2428;る! ここから出&#124 27;こと! オハイオ州&#123 98;たわごと!"

Which becomes:

"The person of Ohio state, we have sexual intercourse us have sexual intercourse! Come out of here! It is every わ of Ohio state!"

"for great justice!"

"大きい正義&#12 398;ため!"

"Because of large justice!"

"I fapped all day"

"Ž„‚Í1 “ú’†fapped"

"As for me 1 Japan and China fapped"

"Does anyone know where I can get the slayer CD " Reign In blood"? I've been trying to find it for a while now, but no store seems to have it."

To

"Has known anyone anywhere I can obtain "the rule of CD blood" in the murder person? I try the fact that now directly you find that for a while, but it does not seem that is that at the store."

In the murder person?
LOL

1: "I finally concluded that the Chinese men were in fact stealing my bath tub."

2: "私は最終的&#12 395;実際は中国&
#12398;人が私の&#2802 0;槽を盗んで&#1 2356;たことを結
論を出した&#122 90;"

3: "I finally the Chinese person having really stolen my bathtub put out conclusion."

pwnt.

"This thread enangers my cock. 4chan /b/ has more intelligent users than this thread. It's too bad that I shoved this damn lampshade up my ass. I'm like goatse times ten."

"この糸のenangers 私の雄ん鶏&#122 90;4chan /b/ にこの糸よ&#124 26;理性的なユ&#
12540;ザーがあ&#12427 ;。私が私の&#12 429;ばの上のこ&
#12398;いまいま&#1237 5;いランプの&#1 2363;さを押した
ことは余り&#123 95;悪い。私はgo atse の時間10 のようであ&#124 27;。"

"The enangers my male of this thread it is the chicken. There is more lucid user than this thread in 4chan /b/. I me am slow, on to push the umbrella, of this ugly lamp it is bad excessively. I seem like the time 10 of goatse."

I'm not laughing.

"Paris hilton is a real bitch".

"Paris hilton is the female dog of substance".

Here's one from an old game called Stop the Express:
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"Congraturation! You sucsess! The train is stopped!"

~translates to~

"Congraturation! sucsess! —ñŽÔ‚Í’âŽ~‚·‚é!"

~translates to~

"Congraturation! Sucsess! It stops the train!"

What......the....Hell......????

"Oh goodness, I'm so horny. "

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"オハイオ州&#12 398;長所、私は&
#12392;ても角質&#1239 1;ある。"

===========+>

"Merit of Ohio state, I very am the keratin."

yay
"newgrounds rules"
"newgrounds は支配する"
"You control newgrounds"

I just can't find this funny.

It's just switching words, and is not very creative or humorous.

this is what i tried!!!!

Once upon a time there was a person named jerry, and jerry was a very nice fellow who liked cheese and will give everything up for his cheese! Cheese is his life and he will die if jerry did not get his cheddar!

see what it came out to be!

"jesus christ what the fuck is that?"
Is
"What where sexual intercourse that is Christ yes Christ?"

Heh... Engrish. Amusing.

"It's okay, but not that funny"
became
"That is good, is strange is well and is not."

"Would you all please stand for the national anthem" got turned into "Entirely happiness it does standpoint for national anthem."

There's a glitch in the solar system.

There's a breakdown in the solar system.

I am going to post my 1000th post soon.

I my 1000th post intend probably to post directly.