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My sister. Possibly the biggest holy-roller I have ever met besides her boyfriend.

Just the other day I downloaded the episode of Celebrity Deathmath with Ozzy vs. Rob Zombie and Ricky Martin vs. Marylin Manson. After the Osbourne/ Zombie fight finished, a live clay concert of Marylin Manson came on. "Kill Your God" started to play and my sister came in. (note, this was before the main chorus came on) "That sounds really cool, what song is that?"

I bust out laughing and told her to wait for the chorus, during which I turned up the speakers full blast.

KILL YOUR GOD-
KILL YOUR GOD-
KILL YOUR... TV!

"Oh my God! That's horrible!" she cried and ran away.

I win.

hehe... eh I was expecting more of a burn

lmao you should have been like "Don't use the Lord's name in vain" Just to add insult to insult.

How old is she? Thats seriously funny.

hmm, kill your god, sounds like a lovely song. I'd probably have to hear that to imagine this better.

Ownd by technogly,wow.

so is that song implying that your "god" is your TV? or is the TV part irrelevent? Is it actually telling you to kill God, or your TV??

Its hilarious when Christians get all uppity about stuff.

You certainly win.

At 1/23/06 10:23 PM, ChocloMan wrote: You certainly win.

i'm catholic, but i don't bitch about god.

At 1/23/06 10:18 PM, MusicianEXE wrote: hehe... eh I was expecting more of a burn

you've got pretty high expectations :o

At least it wasn't Texas

At 1/23/06 10:25 PM, XSoldierDarkMana wrote:

i'm catholic, but i don't bitch about god.

catholic = stupidest religion ever.

Because if there IS a god, he wants you to go out and torture the shit out of people in his name.

At 1/23/06 10:30 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: catholic = stupidest religion ever.

Because if there IS a god, he wants you to go out and torture the shit out of people in his name.

that's kinda funny.

At 1/23/06 10:25 PM, XSoldierDarkMana wrote:

At 1/23/06 10:23 PM, ChocloMan wrote: You certainly win.

i'm catholic, but i don't bitch about god.

K, that's, eh.., good to know!

At 1/23/06 10:17 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: I bust out laughing and told her to wait for the chorus, during which I turned up the speakers full blast.

But seriously, that would've been really hillarious

At 1/23/06 10:20 PM, Corey_the_Afro_Jew wrote: How old is she? Thats seriously funny.

She's seventeen. Me and my older brother (18) always use her religion against her. We're Christians, but we don't act like dicks to everyone about it. She's so judgemental, so my brother always says something along the lines of "Judge not unless ye be juded." or something like that. She needs to die.

lol

No, you didn't win. Marylin Manson did. You were just the lowly third wheel.

Burn!

At 1/23/06 10:21 PM, WujooKim wrote: so is that song implying that your "god" is your TV? or is the TV part irrelevent? Is it actually telling you to kill God, or your TV??

People depend on TV too much.

Kinda like god.

At 1/23/06 10:19 PM, MasterRobie wrote: lmao you should have been like "Don't use the Lord's name in vain" Just to add insult to insult.

You my friend win today for making me laugh out loud.

What I like to do with these overly religious people is calmly talk to them and describe their hypocrisy and rub their sins in their faces.

Hey, what's the point of going 9 years to a catholic school if you're not going to put any of that knoledge to good use?

I had to watch the christmas episode of The Boondocks, where Huey explains the real origins of christmas, while my conservitive christian aunt was sitting next to me. That was really uncomfortable.

That's funny,

but another funny thing is your aweful taste in music.

Owned

thats hilarious dude. Awesome

Good work the more Christians demoralized the better I feel inside.

If she's the evangilistic type, then that's pretty funny.

If not, she wasen't really deserving of it, but she should have realized the irony anyway and had a laugh. I know some extremely devout people, and they will tolerate anything.

haha pretty funny dude

That wasn't much of a burn. You didn't plan for her to walk in or hear part of the song, so it was just by chance that it happened. Her crying and running out of the room was an overreaction, but that song is pretty disrespectful to people who believe in God, tho they can chose not to listen to it if it bothers them.

Its funny that she didnt even see the true meaning of that song.... everyone knows that God IS Tv! Common sense here....