Im so close!

[Pinkasaurus]

Hey guys, I am almost clinically obiese! Isnt that awesome!
I have 9 pounds to go... so i was wondering, has anyone got any good tips on how to gain weight fast?

[Einsidler]

At 1/23/06 11:22 AM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Hey guys, I am almost clinically obiese! Isnt that awesome!
I have 9 pounds to go... so i was wondering, has anyone got any good tips on how to gain weight fast?

I think you should be trying to go the other way

[Powerage]

Drink lots of coke, eat McDonald's every day and don't exercise.

[HuIk]

Drop some hardboiled eggs into a tub of mayo, mix with lard, eat at 2 am, post on the BBS until you get 10k posts.

[DJ]

lmao ohh the irony

[Rideo]

Frozen yougart, mcdonalds food, avoid as much movement as possible.

[<deleted>]

Tell me again why we are praising this?

[Pinkasaurus]

I was wondering, is Macdonalds the best choice for pure fat? Or would somewhere like Burger King or KFC provide me with the body mass I need?

[Rideo]

At 1/23/06 11:27 AM, Pinkasaurus wrote: I was wondering, is Macdonalds the best choice for pure fat? Or would somewhere like Burger King or KFC provide me with the body mass I need?

Burger king is slightly less fattening, and kfc is much less fattening. Try the mcgriddle, they're the best item on the menu in my opinion, and are supposedly the fattiest product they have. Also remember, frozen yougart helps gain mass more than ice cream does.

[ArthurGhostly]

Eat sticks of butter.

[Jessii]

At 1/23/06 11:23 AM, HuIk wrote: Drop some hardboiled eggs into a tub of mayo, mix with lard, eat at 2 am, post on the BBS until you get 10k posts.

Ugh! That made my stomach turn! lol

[SweatyWhiteGuy]

I'm so fat that when I masturbate I pass out.

[Pinkasaurus]

At 1/23/06 11:26 AM, Echo3060 wrote: Tell me again why we are praising this?

Its for a comical documentary, its gonna focus on a lot of stuff like the social, economic and helth problems of being obeise, and how fast food corporations have also a big part to play. Dont worry, Im loosing it all afterwards... I hope anyway

[Psi43]

YEA, IM FAT NOW TOO!

[<deleted>]

You're the man now dog.

[Einsidler]

At 1/23/06 11:30 AM, SweatyWhiteGuy wrote: I'm so fat that when I masturbate I pass out.

Is that the only exercise you get?

me too

[Jessii]

At 1/23/06 11:24 AM, Rideo wrote: Frozen yougart, mcdonalds food, avoid as much movement as possible.

Umm frozen yogurt is usually low in fat, so that'd be pointless lol

At 1/23/06 11:27 AM, Pinkasaurus wrote: I was wondering, is Macdonalds the best choice for pure fat? Or would somewhere like Burger King or KFC provide me with the body mass I need?

Yeah either one of those places would do the trick, if you're truly going for a heart attack, stroke or diabetis...

[Pinkasaurus]

At 1/23/06 11:28 AM, Rideo wrote: Also remember, frozen yougart helps gain mass more than ice cream does.

Thats very intersting, I never would have thought. Il be sure to try it!

[Powerage]

At 1/23/06 11:30 AM, Pinkasaurus wrote:

At 1/23/06 11:26 AM, Echo3060 wrote: Tell me again why we are praising this?

Its for a comical documentary, its gonna focus on a lot of stuff like the social, economic and helth problems of being obeise, and how fast food corporations have also a big part to play. Dont worry, Im loosing it all afterwards... I hope anyway

It's been done already, ever watched Morgan Spurlock's (I think that is his name) documentary, Super Size Me

[Jessii]

At 1/23/06 11:30 AM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Its for a comical documentary, its gonna focus on a lot of stuff like the social, economic and helth problems of being obeise, and how fast food corporations have also a big part to play. Dont worry, Im loosing it all afterwards... I hope anyway

Ok so you're doing a take on "Super Size Me" so why not just get a copy of the documentary and save yourself from dying (guaranteed your organs are already shutting down from gaining the weight so quickly).

[Kharbon]

I think you should be trying to go the other way

Everyone knows its hip to be fat!

[CrustClock]

This thread stinks of faggotry.

[HuIk]

At 1/23/06 11:29 AM, Jessicasso wrote:

At 1/23/06 11:23 AM, HuIk wrote: Drop some hardboiled eggs into a tub of mayo, mix with lard, eat at 2 am, post on the BBS until you get 10k posts.

Ugh! That made my stomach turn! lol

Ha, it's a well known fact that users with +10,000 posts weigh more than users without.

[Smizzoach]

At 1/23/06 11:22 AM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Hey guys, I am almost clinically obiese! Isnt that awesome!
I have 9 pounds to go... so i was wondering, has anyone got any good tips on how to gain weight fast?

Stay on newgrounds?

[Jessii]

At 1/23/06 11:42 AM, HuIk wrote: Ha, it's a well known fact that users with +10,000 posts weigh more than users without.

I guess so! It's kinda hard for me to want to even weigh that much, especially because I work in a hospital :x but still, eggs & mayo just doesn't sound like a good combo...On the otherhand, the picture of Wade's doughnut from the other day looked pretty damn good but it also made me feel sick just looking at it lol.

[Pinkasaurus]

At 1/23/06 11:40 AM, CrustClock wrote: This thread stinks of faggotry.

Like I care what you think. And no, I cant see what the link is between being overweight and homosexuality.

My goal is slightly different from "Super Size Me" although it did inspire me. I will focus on the effects that obesity has on young people such as myself, and attitudes towards us. How others discriminate and bully those who are overweight (sometimes even if it is related to some sort of medical condition) and show that not everybody fits in the perfect image that society has created.

[Seanmlr]

learn to spell, and eat bacon fat...and just bacon fat. like make the bacon then drink the juice left over.

[Silent-G]

this thread is making me really hungry.
please stop, or I think I'll starve.

[perj]

echo u have 161 posts in 3 days? damn