Stay away from the balls!

[DareDevilGuy]

Ok, so I was just trimming my pubics, as I do every now and then, when BAM! I cut myself in my fucking scrotum.. it hurts like fuck.. so if anybody knows any way to soften the pain please do tell

Oh, and if anybody knows a way to trim my pubics on my balls without cutting myself up, please post it

God.. the pain is excrutiating..

[ArabFreak]

It's amazing how so many people openly express about their genitalia in here.

[Chozz]

vinegar and salt...

[DareDevilGuy]

At 1/22/06 07:05 AM, arab_freak wrote: It's amazing how so many people openly express about their genitalia in here.

Hell, I need advice, and I don't know any of you, so it won't have any immediate effects on my surroundings.. for if I ask anyone around me, it would look moronic

[yetieater]

Baby powder. If it doesn't do anything, at least you'll smell good.

[TheFlashCat]

At 1/22/06 07:05 AM, arab_freak wrote: It's amazing how so many people openly express about their genitalia in here.

Agreed, it's like people have orgasms about talking about their you-know-whats.

Penis.

[Ellie]

Cradle your balls and sing them lullabies.

[Bunzi]

why cut them? leave it and grow a garden :)

[TheFlashCat]

At 1/22/06 07:07 AM, -Ellie- wrote: Cradle your balls and sing them lullabies.

You scare me sometimes...

[TheMaster]

Ask a doctor. I dont think you'll find many of them here.

[Einsidler]

At 1/22/06 07:04 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:

Oh, and if anybody knows a way to trim my pubics on my balls without cutting myself up, please post it

Don't trim you pubes, thats the easy way.
Or wax em, you wont get cuts but it'll still hurt like hell.

[Ellie]

At 1/22/06 07:08 AM, -TheFlashCat- wrote:

At 1/22/06 07:07 AM, -Ellie- wrote: Cradle your balls and sing them lullabies.

You scare me sometimes...

SOMETIMES?

Damn, I'm gonna have to do better then that.

[DareDevilGuy]

At 1/22/06 07:09 AM, kickme123 wrote: Ask a doctor. I dont think you'll find many of them here.

I can see myself going to the doc:
"Ehm, I cut my balls, WHAT DO I DO?!"

And where are the usefull trimming methods staying? I mean, what the hell is the best way.. I hate my hairy balls :'(

[PelvicThrusters]

squeeze a lemon just over the cut.

[MaidenHead]

Do you mean you actually shave them? If you just make the hairs shorter, I'd just advise using scissors.

[TheFlashCat]

At 1/22/06 07:10 AM, -Ellie- wrote: SOMETIMES?

Damn, I'm gonna have to do better then that.

Heh, you're going to have to do a MUCH better job of it.

At 1/22/06 07:12 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: squeeze a lemon just over the cut.

Ouch.

[Seizures]

At 1/22/06 07:05 AM, Chozz wrote: vinegar and salt...

ouch, that hurt my genetals and I didn't even do anything.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 1/22/06 07:12 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: squeeze a lemon just over the cut.

Just the thought of doing that makes me cringe and my eyes water.

[Markface]

dam, if I were there all you would hear is OWNED BITCH
im sure you and your nuts will be fine

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Get the nurse to give them a kiss better

[Nightmare333]

At 1/22/06 07:05 AM, arab_freak wrote: It's amazing how so many people openly express about their genitalia in here.

It was so hot today i felt like my sweat was giving my testicles a well-deserved bath

[TropicalPenquin]

well at least you learnt... Scissors > scrotum aswell as paper... Next time Use the rock against the scissors when it goes for the scrotum

[Markus]

Christ, why do you ppl use razors! i "shaved" my whole package 2 weeks ago. all gone and not even a razor. how: Veet. you spread the paste over your pubes and after 5 min you hwipe them off, easy as that.

but if you want to continue with a razor DDG, i advice you to get a gf ;)

[TropicalPenquin]

At 1/22/06 07:31 AM, deurwaarder wrote: Christ, why do you ppl use razors! i "shaved" my whole package 2 weeks ago. all gone and not even a razor. how: Veet. you spread the paste over your pubes and after 5 min you hwipe them off, easy as that.

but if you want to continue with a razor DDG, i advice you to get a gf ;)

You use chemicals to make your pubic hair fall out? Man, Does spreading chemicals on your testicals that have hte power to kill your hair not worry you?

[JacksRage]

http://www.pubicshav..om/spectipforma.html

2 things, wow a pubicshave.com as a website name, and it isn't porn.

[Invaderchris]

Sorry but I dont usually trim my ballsacks with a razorblade.

[Ellie]

At 1/22/06 07:40 AM, Invaderchris wrote: Sorry but I dont usually trim my ballsacks with a razorblade.

Indeed. Nobody TRIMS with a razorblade.

[The-Eagle]

At 1/22/06 07:06 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:

At 1/22/06 07:05 AM, arab_freak wrote: It's amazing how so many people openly express about their genitalia in here.

Hell, I need advice, and I don't know any of you, so it won't have any immediate effects on my surroundings.. for if I ask anyone around me, it would look moronic

dude
this is your neibour talking
lol

[SpinTolk]

Just burn those hairs. Really. Just use a lighter. Just be carefull that you don't actually burn anything over there, and you'll be fine.

It's how I do it.

[Toxic]

At 1/22/06 07:10 AM, Einsidler wrote:

At 1/22/06 07:04 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:

Oh, and if anybody knows a way to trim my pubics on my balls without cutting myself up, please post it

Don't trim you pubes, thats the easy way.
Or wax em, you wont get cuts but it'll still hurt like hell.

Waxing em will probably tear of ur sack beaucse lets face it theres not much holding it there.