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Been in a forgy: Forgy?
Been Remixed: Once
Been Used In A Flash: Multiple Front Page Scoring ones
Been In The General Forum without being banned: Twice
Banned in the GF: Too many times
Invitations from chron for teh ghey secks: Enough :)
Gold Records: 7
Other Records: 6 Diamond and 1 Double Diamond
Cost for a night (women only need apply): Damn, I have a penis...
Songs: Over 210
Masterpieces: 7
Accused of stealing a song: Yep
Stole a song: Nope

Been in a forgy: Right now? >_> <_< Apart from that about 4 times
Been Remixed: nope
Been Used In A Flash: nope
Been In The General Forum without being banned: Never been there XD
Banned in the GF: uhm no
Invitations from chron for teh ghey secks: I guess one?
Gold Records: nope
Other Records: nope
Cost for a night (women only need apply): uhm, don't know, if I want to spent my money, I'll do it
Songs: 14
Masterpieces: guess none
Accused of stealing a song: no
Stole a song: no
Recieved McGreatBurger: nope :(
McAwesomeBurger: same :(
McPerfectBurger: never? ;(

uhm....forgy!?

Been in a forgy: I have never had sexual relations with a frog.
Been Remixed: Someone said they would, but I never check up on these things.
Been Used In A Flash: Twice, with the same shitty song.
Been In The General Forum without being banned: Yes.
Banned in the GF: Nope. I'm too nice of a guy you fucking dickwads.
Invitations from chron for teh ghey secks: None, and that makes me sad.
Gold Records: One.
Other Records: Nope, and unlikely I ever will.
Cost for a night: If you have to ask then I'll probably just sleep with you for free.
Men or women: When the bear is hungry, he'll eat.
Songs: Depends on what you call a song. Maybe 15?
Masterpieces: I have covered Metallica, Rage Against The Machine, and George Michael, all of which are undeniably superior to their originals.
Accused of stealing a song: No.
Stole a song: No. Yes. Maybe.
Received any death threats: Three.
Death threats followed up: None.
Number of fans: Two.

New one!!!!

Times on Front Page: 1 :D

total McBurgers: 3
1 McGreat
1 McAwesome
1 McPerfect

allright!

Times on front page - twice!

and how could i forget you tv? If you're REALLY hungry you can come over tonite.. ;) ;)

also the ng mag has been around forever - and it is always changing - it puts whatever is popular on there - all my popular songs have all made guest appearances on there.. but then they go away when other popular stuff goes along - its a good place to glean who's hot and whos not

also another new category..

# of stalkers: 3
# of restraining orders dished out: 0 thank god - they get the message eventually..

Been in a forgy: Umm... don't know?
Been Remixed: Nope
Been Used In A Flash: 9 times
Been In The General Forum without being banned: sure
Banned in the GF: Don't post there enough
Invitations from chron for teh ghey secks: I think maybe once
Gold Records: One
Other Records: Nah, I suck to hard to get even more than one gold
Cost for a night: Free.99
Men or women: Women please
Songs: 65
Masterpieces: I'm not pretentious enough to call any of my songs masterpieces. But what that means to you is, I suck :)
Accused of stealing a song: Only once
Stole a song: Never
Received any death threats: Nope
Death threats followed up: Yes?
Number of fans: Have no idea...
Recieved McGreatBurger: Nope
McAwesomeBurger: 1
McPerfectBurger: 0
Times on Front Page: 0