The Battle of the Century

[Squatting-Dog]

I, Squatting_Dog will battle this Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam sandwich to the death armed with only a butter knife and my wits. If I cannot defeat this opponent then I must commit seppukukake with SlipperyMooseCakes and Canas. You will decide the story.

[STEM]

cut your hair.

[mofomojo]

At 1/18/06 10:02 PM, xStem wrote: cut your hair.

What that faggit said.

[CryogenChaos]

Stab that foul beast in its jelly covered peanut butter heart!

[STEM]

At 1/18/06 10:04 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Stab that foul beast in its jelly covered peanut butter heart!

or just give it to me. either way, the PBJ will still win.

[Seanjay]

1.to commit seppukukake you must be a samurai,or have samurai blood.
2.only slipperymoosecakes is a samurai so thats out
3.cut your hair.it dosent look good on you.

[Premo2]

That's a sorry excuse for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[CryogenChaos]

At 1/18/06 10:04 PM, xStem wrote:

At 1/18/06 10:04 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Stab that foul beast in its jelly covered peanut butter heart!

or just give it to me. either way, the PBJ will still win.

Shshshshshsh!

Do you want a cut in the late Squatting_Dog's items or not?!

[Confound-Mind]

You go for the kill. You struck it down with your weapon, but it won't give up. You hit the plate and sent it flying into the air. The sandwich went into your face. But you may lose the battle now, for you have forgotten something. YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER!!!

[Minion777]

Show that Bitch whos Boss.

[STEM]

At 1/18/06 10:10 PM, Minion777 wrote: Show that Bitch whos Boss.

it's the ultimate showdown.

2.

[WickedClown17]

At 1/18/06 10:12 PM, xStem wrote:

At 1/18/06 10:10 PM, Minion777 wrote: Show that Bitch whos Boss.

it's the ultimate showdown.

2.

I hope there will be a Gayest Showdown 2 then.

[STEM]

At 1/18/06 10:13 PM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote:

I hope there will be a Gayest Showdown 2 then.

what's the difference? chuck norris is in both :O

[Squatting-Dog]

At 1/18/06 10:10 PM, Pie_Eating_Pizza wrote: You go for the kill. You struck it down with your weapon, but it won't give up. You hit the plate and sent it flying into the air. The sandwich went into your face. But you may lose the battle now, for you have forgotten something. YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER!!!

Oh snap. An unexpected twist of events are taking place. What am I typing for? I'M GETTING HIVES AND CANNOT BREATHE!

[DeadKraz]

Oh NOES have you been vanquished by the sandwich?

[Confound-Mind]

At 1/18/06 10:24 PM, Squatting_Dog wrote:

Oh snap. An unexpected twist of events are taking place. What am I typing for? I'M GETTING HIVES AND CANNOT BREATHE!

You fought the lunch and the lunch won.

[Squatting-Dog]

Fear not good men, I have received medical treatment and carry with me the antidote to Peanut Butter. I shall attempt to slay the evil beast once again.

[Confound-Mind]

At 1/18/06 10:45 PM, Squatting_Dog wrote: Fear not good men, I have received medical treatment and carry with me the antidote to Peanut Butter. I shall attempt to slay the evil beast once again.

You are back, with a vengeance. So is the almighty sandwich. As you lunge for your strike, your phone rings. You answer it and speak to whoever was on the other end. This was a distraction made by the sandwich, for it knew you had this weakness. Just then your cat walks in. It jumps onto the counter and steals your knife in its mouth. You are powerless without a weapon. You chase after it as it heads towards the basement. You trip down and are stabbed in the leg. You are now prey for the bloodthirsty sandwich.

[da-pope]

Your fucking cool.