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At 1/18/06 09:46 PM, wat_u_smokin wrote: ass, do the research, it came from a book to "the orgin of species" by darwin

Darwins theories arent even proven...tell me, have archeologist ever found a half man half monkey fossil ?

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1.my spanish teacher is a jehovas witness,and she celebrates NO holidays,i think thats fucking unbelivable all for something called religion,i celebrate christmas because i just want the presents.yeah im a fucking present whore,so what.
2.who are you?


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At 1/18/06 09:50 PM, El_Capitan wrote: Darwins theories arent even proven...tell me, have archeologist ever found a half man half monkey fossil ?

Modern humans didn't evolve directly from modern apes, so that isn't going to happen. Clearly, though, earlier humans were closer to apes than we are. You know that thing, uh... what's it called... a neanderthal?

Homo erectus, homo habilis, et cetera.

If we didn't evolve from them, then what are they, and why were they here before us?

If you actually do the research, you'll find that the evidence supporting evolution is overwhelming. Even if there is a "missing link," that's to be expected. Not every fucking species is going to be perfectly preserved. You cannot seriously think, at this point, that natural selection and evolution never happen. Even knowing that there's supposedly some sort of "link" missing in our evolution, it's obvious that humans did evolve from earlier creatures that were significantly different from us.

Does this mean that God didn't create us? Not at all. It simply means that the first humans were not exactly the same as we are. I don't see why religious people get so worked up over this. It's not a big deal.

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At 1/18/06 09:56 PM, Kei_Kurono wrote: 1.my spanish teacher is a jehovas witness,and she celebrates NO holidays,i think thats fucking unbelivable all for something called religion,i celebrate christmas because i just want the presents.yeah im a fucking present whore,so what.

Maybe she isn't Jehovah Witness at all... maybe she just doesn't want to spend money on greedy present whores who do nothing all year to deserve what they get on the most over commercialized holiday of the year?

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At 1/18/06 09:59 PM, ZergOvermind wrote: Maybe she isn't Jehovah Witness at all... maybe she just doesn't want to spend money on greedy present whores who do nothing all year to deserve what they get on the most over commercialized holiday of the year?

what you talkin bout willis?


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At 1/18/06 10:01 PM, Kei_Kurono wrote:
At 1/18/06 09:59 PM, ZergOvermind wrote: Maybe she isn't Jehovah Witness at all... maybe she just doesn't want to spend money on greedy present whores who do nothing all year to deserve what they get on the most over commercialized holiday of the year?
what you talkin bout willis?

Words don't talk. Try reading it.

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We should have a religion section of the forum


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At 1/18/06 10:10 PM, -Cory- wrote: We should have a religion section of the forum

There really isn't that much to say, though. People would just argue about whether or not God exists, and we don't need a whole forum for that.

Usually, people just put the serious religious discussions into the Politics forum.

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Did the christian indoctrinated drones shut up yet?


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At 1/18/06 10:10 PM, -Cory- wrote: We should have a religion section of the forum

why when there are so many fucking clubs about it?
i joined the atheist army,you should too/:


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At 1/18/06 10:17 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Did the christian indoctrinated drones shut up yet?

Yeah, I think so.

Nobody ever answered my challenge to prove that God exists. And they were so confident that they had proof, too. What a shame.

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At 1/18/06 10:19 PM, subpar wrote: Nobody ever answered my challenge to prove that God exists. And they were so confident that they had proof, too. What a shame.

If they were really Christians, they would've known that if someone found proof of Christian God's existance he would be destroyed.

I think that's just old people 2000 years ago deterring people from questioning their newly compiled bible.

Seriously, the bible came to be from a group of church clergies deciding what stories go in it and what doesn't. Christians never put those clergy memebers' biases into account.

Yeah well they're Christians.


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Alright, listen up jack-holes,
First of all, people who think they're "spiritual" because of Tarrot cards or Over-priced shiny rocks are retards
because being "spiritual" is that you believe in a religion, not crystal balls and "speaking" with dead people in the dark.
Secondly, Trying to convert people to your religion is a waste of time.
Thirdly, Alex is acting like a racist douche bag and
/finally, no one like those bland, un-funny "What would jesus do?" crap!

Jehova's Witnesses... lol

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At 1/18/06 10:22 PM, chaosmech2000 wrote: because being "spiritual" is that you believe in a religion, not crystal balls and "speaking" with dead people in the dark.

Actually, you don't need religion to be spiritual.

Less attitude, more knowledge kthx.


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At 1/18/06 09:56 PM, subpar wrote: Does this mean that God didn't create us? Not at all. It simply means that the first humans were not exactly the same as we are. I don't see why religious people get so worked up over this. It's not a big deal.

hmm...You got a good point, but [in a christians point of view] when god created humans, why would he just change our image...know what I mean? I'm not good at debating =/


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At 1/18/06 09:37 PM, wat_u_smokin wrote: y dont ya'll shut the fuck up. you morons dont know jack about jehova's witnesses or christianity. you got no room to talk. and for alex, this thread was probably best in the polotics forums

No, actually, religion is far from politics. And everyone is entitled to their own opinions, so chill the fuck out.


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all religion is pointless and if i was a god i would be pissed off that ants kept bugging me and you know what god does to annoying insects. He destroys them with a shovel and kindly says thank GOD.

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At 1/18/06 10:47 PM, azrag wrote: ...you know what god does to annoying insects. He destroys them with a shovel and kindly says thank GOD.

He thanks himself?

That's funny.

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My father is a Jehovah's Witness so shut the fuck up. Ignorance spreads lies, so unless you know what you're talking about, ram the bible up your ass, and fuck off.

I was a JW growing up, I know their religion and I know the bible like the back of my hand. They never said Jesus was coming to earth in 2000, that's fucking bullshit.


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Ironically the thread poster spelt Jehovah wrong... yet he claims to love the Christian faith fucker can't even spell God's name right...

BLASPHAMY!

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alright all you bitches, no we christians didnt go away, we can only post 4 posts in 30 min. and my whole life doesnt revolve around this arguement. we could go on and on about how God isnt real but that would be pointless. considering you yourselves are just going to be stubborn and not look at life from a religious point of view (not just christian) you'd just rather be content with your perfect little shit lives and go on. as for me, i gotta go to work in the morning. i dont care what you all do from now on, as far as i'm concerned; you already dead.


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My friend is a Jehova Witness and I don't see him going around trying to convert people to his religion?! Though he doesn't have the same beliefs as me I find no problem with him. Futhermore, the only problem I see with him is his ability to be a show off. So take this argument to a Jehova Withness instead of here.

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:you already dead.

Ever hear of these rules from the book you hold so close to your heart?

"Let he who is sinless cast the first stone"
"Judge not less ye be judged"

You sir are a fuckin hypocrite to your faith.

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At 1/18/06 09:16 PM, Alexb2cool wrote: Christianity is the way to go and the jehovas witnesses are dumb.

"Evil will win beacuse good, is dumb".

Good old spaceballs.

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At 1/18/06 10:55 PM, ZergOvermind wrote: Ironically the thread poster spelt Jehovah wrong... yet he claims to love the Christian faith fucker can't even spell God's name right...

BLASPHAMY!

Well.... they all thought he spelled it right, cause it's spelled wrong in every post.


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Guys... I'm gonna say this again Jehovah's Witnesses are a sect of Christianity... Christianity isn't a religion it's a group of religions... fucktards.

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At 1/18/06 10:59 PM, ZergOvermind wrote:
you already dead.
Ever hear of these rules from the book you hold so close to your heart?

"Let he who is sinless cast the first stone"
"Judge not less ye be judged"

look up revelations and see how much god kills people and how much people are beyond saving. considering that you'll never look the christian way, you'll either die or just go straight to hell.


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At 1/18/06 09:16 PM, Alexb2cool wrote: Personally, i am christian and am fed up with the witnesses! Christianity is the way to go and the jehovas witnesses are dumb. No offence to the people, but the religion is just akward.

Your stupid christianity religion is even more bullshit,

I mean all of those stories get stupider and stupider as you read through, it's crazy what you dumbfucks believe.


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Wow I love how you play God, I mean fuck he can just sit on his ass now because apparently you have the whole world judged... you know what when you make life you can judge it until then shut your mouth before I wack you over the head with a fuckin crusifix to get the demon of stupidity out of you.

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At 1/18/06 10:56 PM, wat_u_smokin wrote: considering you yourselves are just going to be stubborn and not look at life from a religious point of view ...

I don't see you looking at life from an atheist view, either, hypocrite.

I'm not an atheist either, but you can't just criticize people for being narrow-minded when you're the perfect example of a narrow-minded person. Besides, neither you nor Alex have said anything that would convince anyone that your religion is right. You're just pissing people off with ignorant comments and weak arguments that basically amount to "my religion is right because I said so."

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