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Tantalus

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i think singin the numa numa song in a crowded restaurant would pwn

ne others?

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At 1/18/06 08:55 PM, lordofchaos42591 wrote: i think singin the numa numa song in a crowded restaurant would pwn

ne others?

woah... not that. You could try serenading her with something else in a crowd but not numa numa.

:D

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Coming up to a fine young woman and saying, "Bitch! You better go out with me muthafucka! Suck my dick!"


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rape her and then be like "will you go out with me?'. That would be unexpected.


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At 1/18/06 08:55 PM, lordofchaos42591 wrote: i think singin the numa numa song in a crowded restaurant would pwn

ne others?

not a good idea.

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Strap a bomb to her.

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stick your finger up her asshole


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At 1/18/06 08:55 PM, lordofchaos42591 wrote: i think singin the numa numa song in a crowded restaurant would pwn

ne others?

Showing her your dragon ball z cassette tape collection you had your mom record from day-time cartoon network television.


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Give her a dildo.

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Let's be mature you guys.

I do the casual "sup, whats your name eh?"[She replies]"Oh nice name you got my names paul and i gotta go soon but i was wondering if i could get your phone number and we could talk later?"[Hands her pen and paper]"Alright thx i'll call you tonight, see ya then..."[Walks away regular speed, says whatsup to a friend]


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im hung like a horse u decide what to do next. then the bitch slap XO

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go on up all shakey knee'd and she'll be all ' awww how cute he's so nice n innocent' when she really knows you n see's how soft you can be even tho you're like a monster to your friends then she'll say yes because she knows you won't hurt her n all that kinda shit


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Im gonna go with absolutely not.

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By a car and nice clothes, bitches only care about money.


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Just give her tickets to the gun show.

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Sing her a song made by Alquerjedre works all the time Allah will praise you if you do!


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At 1/18/06 09:03 PM, DrHood wrote: "Hi, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

ZING.

i was going to say that. =)

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At 1/18/06 09:04 PM, So_Smart_s0_Dumb wrote: Let's be mature you guys.

I do the casual "sup, whats your name eh?"[She replies]"Oh nice name you got my names paul and i gotta go soon but i was wondering if i could get your phone number and we could talk later?"[Hands her pen and paper]

she goes "No I'm sorry I have a bf."


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Kind of twitch just barely noticable and when she least expects it drop kick her.

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Alexb2cool

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try this, Approach her with a ski mask on qand a toy gun spray painted silver, then say, Give me all of your love...


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Here's a new and exciting way to ask a girl out :

Just fricking ask her out!

It doesn't always have to be planned out. Some girls actually like it that a guy can put down his walls and show that he's kinda nervous. It makes her feel better about being nervous herself and it's actually kinda cute. You guys don't have to be perfect. Unless you want to date a skinny slutty ten tons of make-up wearing glamour girl that asks more from other people than she would ever expect from herself.

Okay I'm glad i got that out of my system.

Just don't do the numa numa song.


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Just make hate all her old friends and then she'll go out with a loser like you.


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Umm....

"Hi, I'm Cory, wanna fuck?"


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Say "I'm a level 60 Night Elf Rogue, what are you? You had better not be horde >:("

I tried.


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i tried sumthin like that but she just ran away. . . . .

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


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i have no idea what this thing is so w.e


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