Unofficial Code&Conduct of a noob

[TropicalPenquin]

Unofficial Code and Conduct of a noob

This unofficial code of conduct for noobs. They are like the 10 commandments strawberry clock sent down upon the internet.

1. All noobs see everyone else as their enemy. They all think in terms off "every noob for him self". Be wary of this, They will go to any length to protect their E-rep.

2. A noob will always insult a noob that is more of a noob than them self. Observe:

Keldor1672, Posts 11: Hey Guyz u Semz Kewl :D

iamzwaid!!, Posts 34: Lewl!!!1!!1 u r such a noob, these guyz dnt like welcome topiks lwl. btw hw do i deposit??/

3. All noobs that have read the "Read Before Posting" and will obey it till their de-noob-ification. Because of this every noob is secretly a back seat mod. Observe:

Maus: Hey tom is here! Does my hair look ok?

berscet454: This is technically spam. Please Read the BBS rules.

4. Every now and again, we come across the "Angry noob". This species of noob is well known for his/her very volatile personality. If you come across one of these, i highly suggest you stay well outside of a 3 post radius of him. One false key stroke and you could have a flame war at hand.

5. Some noobs take it one step futher than rule 4. This is what is known as a "BBS Stalker". They take a more strategic approach than rule 4 by following you from thread to thread hurling petty insults your way.

6. This is what i like to call the "killer noob". For what seems like for no apparent reason at all, they are threatening to club your face in with a chair leg, after raping your family.

7. NG Regulars can also be noobs. But to protect their E-rep, they make an alt account to noob up the BBS, because we all no how funny this is.

8. Their is also the "Lover noob". This is the type of noob that say things that are illegal to do in most porno films. Im sure Tom loves it when a 24 year old male is telling him they want Tom to thrust his penis into them all night long.

9. Their is also the "Cool noob". This noob must be cooler than everyone else, jeust because he doesn't post on forums. This noob generally has an IQ of 12 so verbal or written communication is not an option.

10. The "informative" noob. This noob will ussually post comments like: "lwl this topic is lke so pointlss" or "plz uze da searchmar noob"

This is the official unofficial Code and Conduct of a noob thread

In order to think of these rules, you must think like a noob. Take yourself back to the time you had 10 posts, dig deep.

Feel free to post any more unofficial rules that a noob follows.

[TropicalPenquin]

Some one will post... Any minute now

[SunChipsClock]

Don't blame Strawberry Clock >:(

[TropicalPenquin]

At 1/18/06 02:47 PM, NewGroundar wrote: Don't blame Strawberry Clock >:(

well who else...

Post god damn it I need attention!

[SadisticSatisfaction]

11. "How do i become a MOD?"

[BLUEleaf]

I didn't find this very funny or witty.

[UnremarkableBoy]

That was the most interesting thing I've read today.

OFF TO THE BIBLE AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Wadger]

this topic is sooooooooooooo pointless!!

yay noob points.

hey what a cool idea as well as experience points moderators that see stupid posts should award people noob points if they accumulate so many their title should change to some humiliating screen name for a short ammount of time.

[Kassar]

CLICK

A good example

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[mc]

Not all noobs are like that you know... most don't even post but just lurk for a while until they are familiar on what is acceptable and what isn't and when they are comfortable enough they start to post. That's what I did.

PS. I have'nt read the BBS rules.

[Raging-Mormon]

OMGOMG I am no n000000b noobs!1!1 I am tehe coolest user on the bbs adn yo all know it .

Fuck strawbear colck!!1 !!

[punkboy1110]

kewlio1 how do i post your site on other posts

[Cajunspirit]

At 1/18/06 02:32 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote: 4. Every now and again, we come across the "Angry noob". This species of noob is well known for his/her very volatile personality. If you come across one of these, i highly suggest you stay well outside of a 3 post radius of him. One false key stroke and you could have a flame war at hand.

lmfao

Pretty good man, pretty good

[TropicalPenquin]

At 1/18/06 03:42 PM, Cajunspirit wrote:

At 1/18/06 02:32 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote: 4. Every now and again, we come across the "Angry noob". This species of noob is well known for his/her very volatile personality. If you come across one of these, i highly suggest you stay well outside of a 3 post radius of him. One false key stroke and you could have a flame war at hand.

lmfao

Pretty good man, pretty good

lol thnx

Not all noobs are like that you know... most don't even post but just lurk for a while til they are familiar on what is acceptable and what isn't and when they are comfortable enough they start to post. That's what I did.

PS. I have'nt read the BBS rules.

Yea I know, there is a minority that are sensible, but these tend not to be noobs... Like your self for instance, this post has purpose so I wouldn't consider you a noob

[MrCrawford]

scr3w j00 n00b this iz agnst teh rules btw how do i post?

[Pyromaniac]

I couldn't help and look at your first posts, and they were a semi-noob..

I am a noob and proud.

[Ghetto-Penguin]

At 1/18/06 02:59 PM, -BLUEleaf- wrote: I didn't find this very funny or witty.

Nor I...You don't deserve to be a penguin!

[kleeze23]

so i'm new to this site... I read the rules and plan on adhearing to them.

[Hex-Dragon]

I had a violent noob stalker. And then I found out he was really this guy in my school, he kept sayig he would rape my family so I beat him up tied him to a lampost with his jeans and rammed a pole up his ass...

[x-Toadenalin-x]

Look at this, I found a post by TropicalPenqin! Look at what a n00b he was... ho ho ho...

Topic: soon to be .xxx?
Forum: General
Posted: 6/2/05 07:14 PM
oh well... I know this is a pointlewss post but I'm bored and can't think of anything else to say

[TropicalPenquin]

At 1/18/06 04:22 PM, x_Toadenalin_x wrote: Look at this, I found a post by TropicalPenqin! Look at what a n00b he was... ho ho ho...

Topic: soon to be .xxx?
Forum: General
Posted: 6/2/05 07:14 PM
oh well... I know this is a pointlewss post but I'm bored and can't think of anything else to say

lol wtf... blatently fake

And anyone can be a penquin if they put there mind to it

[NOOBIS]

We are the Noobinites, we dominating Noobopolis will come down with a reign of tyranny. Crushing all 1337 forces. The Ruler of the Noobinites and all Noobopolis, Noobis of the Noobinites.

Noobis: Death come hither swift unto 1337, for the dawn of the Noob-age forth with comith.

[weirdoo]

awesomely made ;)

[RedCoin]

At 1/18/06 03:08 PM, Wadger wrote: this topic is sooooooooooooo pointless!!

yay noob points.

hey what a cool idea as well as experience points moderators that see stupid posts should award people noob points if they accumulate so many their title should change to some humiliating screen name for a short ammount of time.

Rule number 10

i like this topic, its true and made me laugh.

[Lost-Chances]

If a noob doesn't follow these rules, they are known as a "Noob Demon". This is a noob from hell. He doesn't follow the rules of a normal noob who goes by the rules and make bad posts. This noob does something completely different. He makes good posts. The most famous of these "Noob Demons" is a noob call Noob-Antichrist. Just the name alone tells you this is a noob from hell that makes good posts instead of bad.

That evil noob.

[TropicalPenquin]

He makes good posts. The most famous of these "Noob Demons" is a noob call Noob-Antichrist. Just the name alone tells you this is a noob from hell that makes good posts instead of bad.

That evil noob.

Man, if i remembered Noob-Antichrist i would have incoperated him in some how

[Eaglesfan5-1]

biggieprice does number 5 to me, i fear for my safety

[TropicalPenquin]

At 1/18/06 04:20 PM, Hex_Dragon wrote: I had a violent noob stalker. And then I found out he was really this guy in my school, he kept sayig he would rape my family so I beat him up tied him to a lampost with his jeans and rammed a pole up his ass...

I had one once, He stalked me for a good 3 days before he gave up

[DigDugz]

Lewlz Nub Stfu you r spamming

for real though, this was funny because it was so true.

[vibes]

We need to come up with a term for older NG users who have been around forever.... "oob" or something less gay.