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My school is like that a little. Once at my school half of the class was yelling and someone who works at the school came in and made everyone to write an apology letter to the sience class sub. Like 10 out of 18 people didn't even do anything including me. I couldn't even think of anything because I did not do a thing.

Oh and here's a funny story, once a guy stuck his middle finger at the history teacher. I wasn't a witness but a lot of other people including, you guessed it, the teacher. This guy I swear is the most retarded person next to my sister cause he did that. But that's not all, I don't even think he got suspended.

Oh and did you know after school suspention is the acronam for ass?

Ok. I just finished my paper. It was pure hell. My mom, lil bro and older sis, were up my ass the whole time. I was like "Why should I have to write this, I didn't do it?" My sister says "Things arent that different when I went ot High School." Thats all she does, talk and try to be better than I am! Shit pisses me off! Honestly, I think God is out to get me. My printert was all fucked up in the beginning. Then I pray "Plz God, I dont ask much, just let my printer work this once." And it fucking did. Normally, I dont pray or evenn go to church. Maybe I had better shoulkd.

well when that person that doesnt admit hes batman doesnt admit he blew up the classmate's arm... we have a problem. some people are pussies and should just suck it up and confess. the punishment serves it's purpose... but you guys shouldnt get mad at the sub, get mad at the asshole batman.

She could have used the process of elimination to find out who did it, right?

Good School Adminstration I like that, good to crack down on all your shenangians

At 1/17/06 09:25 PM, m0u5y wrote: well when that person that doesnt admit hes batman doesnt admit he blew up the classmate's arm... we have a problem. some people are pussies and should just suck it up and confess. the punishment serves it's purpose... but you guys shouldnt get mad at the sub, get mad at the asshole batman.

yes i know. its. damn typo.

lol wow and i had a stupid idiot right a retarded name too. He wrote "Frenchi HoneyToast" as his name

At 1/17/06 05:45 PM, Kasualty wrote: NeoVince's teacher wrote:

"When your here, you're my property."

L A W L

Not bullshit, law. Every school is like that, you may want to get used to it. You could have simply not done the paper and the crap you keep in you backpack should be important enough to you to matter.

At 1/17/06 04:35 PM, NeoVince wrote: Story

My school is worse.Everyday,the teachers end up talking to the class about how bad drinking and smoking is.Most of the class does pot,though,including yours truly.Our principal says kids of the opposite sex can't even sit next to each other.The history teacher has Alzheimers.The principal has the kids do constant labor.Yesterday,I got in trouble because this girl had her arms around me!

Not as bad for kids being arrested for throwing food (happened in my school)

That shit wasn't tolerated by us when we were in highschool. Kids often hit and pulled knives on teachers who touched their belongings. If you want to do something about it you could take it to court. But it would be a waste of time and money.

Psh. Fatman.

Good news. My teacher cancelled the report. 1st period I wasnt there, but I was like at paragraph 7 when my friend Steve called to see what I was doing.

Man, teachers are getting dumber and dumber and DUMBER!

20 FUCKING paragraphes cause some mini-van wrote Batman as the name?!?
Sounds like my school, except the my classmates are the result of being brain-waashed with MTV(now called RaZor, cause every teenager cuts themself),Much music(MTV's vomit) and Saved by the Bell.(Twice)

At 1/18/06 10:40 PM, chaosmech2000 wrote: Man, teachers are getting dumber and dumber and DUMBER!

20 FUCKING paragraphes cause some mini-van wrote Batman as the name?!?
Sounds like my school, except the my classmates are the result of being brain-waashed with MTV(now called RaZor, cause every teenager cuts themself),Much music(MTV's vomit) and Saved by the Bell.(Twice)

Lol. You said mini-van. That makes my girlfriend dumping me almost not suck.

Anonymously rat the kid out.
Then kick his ass after school.

you'll survive, at least your school didn't try to expel you for supposedly being a "psychotic satanist" when all you were was punk rock.

Sounds like it's all the kids' faults. First, just sign in with your real name. It's not like someone is going to run around showing everyone how they can pretend that Batman was there. Second, whoever left a joint, smoked or no, in the bathroom, is a complete fuckwad.

More stupid shit. My teacher today was talking about how he was at a bar last night with the assistant principal and some other teachers. Then he gets us all worked up. Then at the end, he yells at us for getting off topic when we have a test tommorrow.

well, in my school is completely the other way round, they allow every fucking kid to do whatever they want, a little while ago, a kid punched another kid and almost broke his nose (I mean, his nose is all fucked up now) JUST BECAUSE THE KID WAS BOLIVIAN!

This same retard has only been in my school for six months and he has already :

Had a fight with a guy two years older
Spitted through a window
Threw a pen to a teacher and insult her
Insult the teacher again
Participated in a massive fight betwen my whole class
Insulted a teacher again
Draw a huge sign on the wall
Had another fight with a kid
And threw a stink bomb

And he is so stupid he got busted for all of them, but the school didnt expell him nor suspended him for the last fight he had, which wasnt really a fight cause the other kid hadnt done anything to him. Besides hes mega racist, he always insults the black students and sometime calls them names like Nesquick and that king of name.

Sorry mods for bumping this, I didnt realize it was so old, please excuse me, I apologize

Welcome to the average American school.

At 1/17/06 05:49 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Fucking grease-monkey. Go back to Italy.

*gasps* You can't say that! you could get banned!

but anyways,Damn that must suck.J ust write the paragraphs and don't be an asshole to the teacher. Unless you want to get into more trouble.