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Posted at: 1/16/06 04:38 PM
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The doctor tested you with a used tube and they transmitted gonorrhea into your system. Lol.
Jokes aside, I didn't know they had to stick anything in your hole to get tested for STD's. I simply thought they only took blood samples. Learned something new today. :D
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Posted at: 1/16/06 04:39 PM
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Arghh..that reminded me of the time my sister needed to get some bladder test done, and they had to stick a q tip thing n her urethra. *shudders* Im glad im not a guy for that reason
haha but it reminds me, of my friend who got his STD test. he was like " so then the guy was like, just..Imagine you're on a beach with tons of hot girls" " IM IN A HAPPY PLACE..IM IN A HAPPY PLACE...IM IN A--AH FUCK!"
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darn, i'd like something up my pee pee :(
Posted at: 1/16/06 04:41 PM
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I cringed irl... *shudder*
Posted at: 1/16/06 04:42 PM
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Look at it this way, if you did somehow have an STD than you would've been in line for more dick hurting, and since you diddn't than. even though it still is a bitch, it diddn't get any worse.
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Posted at: 1/16/06 05:00 PM
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At 1/16/06 03:02 PM, da_pope wrote:
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Now I have to go pee every 10 minutes for some reason which is always met with a buring sensation. I. Hate. Doctors.
That's weird since the symptoms of some STD's is just that!
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Posted at: 1/16/06 05:02 PM
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Holy fuck.
I did see a video of some chick shoving a dildo in some guys urethra ( SP? ) once.
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Posted at: 1/16/06 05:07 PM
At 1/16/06 05:02 PM, FatBoyBillyBob wrote: Holy fuck. I did see a video of some chick shoving a dildo in some guys urethra ( SP? ) once.
haha me too. pretty violently as well. *shudders*
Posted at: 1/16/06 05:12 PM
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At 1/16/06 04:19 PM, da_pope wrote: At 1/16/06 03:52 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: you should have been like i have never had sex, so fuck offI said that. But I don't know if they didn't belive me or what it was but they decided to do it anyway.
At 1/16/06 03:52 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: you should have been like i have never had sex, so fuck off
once your sixteen its sorta like a rite, cuz also, they don't have to tell your parents about it either
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Posted at: 1/16/06 05:19 PM
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Aww you guys are naive! How adorable.
Posted at: 1/16/06 05:33 PM
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At 1/16/06 05:07 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: At 1/16/06 05:02 PM, FatBoyBillyBob wrote: Holy fuck. I did see a video of some chick shoving a dildo in some guys urethra ( SP? ) once.haha me too. pretty violently as well. *shudders*
I also think I have seen that video.
Is what they did to you called a "catheter"?
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Posted at: 1/16/06 05:36 PM
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Dude that sounds painful. Wow I hate doctors now too.
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Posted at: 1/16/06 05:39 PM
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Fuck, I am going to freak whenever I go the doctors when I turn 16. That STD test sounds like a bitch.
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Posted at: 1/16/06 06:57 PM
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omg man, i feel your pain, it's like they make it so painful to stop you from having unprotected sex, those bastards
Posted at: 1/16/06 07:02 PM
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At 1/16/06 03:02 PM, da_pope wrote: To test you for STD's they shove a tub thing up your urethra (the hole you piss out of) and it hurts so unbelivably bad I thought I was going to cry. Seriously it was such a pain that it made me want to cut my dick off.
HOLY SHIT!!! I sure hope I don't have to go through that!!!
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Posted at: 1/16/06 07:29 PM
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LOL
Posted at: 1/16/06 07:30 PM
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At 1/16/06 03:02 PM, da_pope wrote: they shove a tub thing up your urethra (the hole you piss out of) and it hurts so unbelivably bad I thought I was going to cry. Seriously it was such a pain that it made me want to cut my dick off.
You'll get used to it.
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Posted at: 1/16/06 07:38 PM
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my friend told me about that test
i woulda ran
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Posted at: 1/16/06 07:39 PM
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Meaning that they pretended not to hear you...
Posted at: 1/17/06 01:55 AM
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At 1/16/06 04:38 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Jokes aside, I didn't know they had to stick anything in your hole to get tested for STD's. I simply thought they only took blood samples. Learned something new today. :D
That's the thing I am wondering about. I am pretty sure that STDs can be identified through abnormal content concentrations in the blood.
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Posted at: 1/17/06 01:59 AM
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Yea, that is pretty lame. Tell your mom not to waste your fucking time, if you havent had sex yet.
Posted at: 1/17/06 02:18 AM
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i had a bladder infection one time and to find out if it was what they thought it was, they had to put that tube like thing (more like a noodle) up my dick and shoot some dye into my bladder so that it would show up on the xray. i was like 8 years old too, imagine how loud i was.
i perfectly remeber how bad that fucking shit hurt....
Posted at: 1/17/06 02:20 AM
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at least you don't have some doctor probing into your unmentionables every year.
Posted at: 1/17/06 02:25 AM
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Jesus Tap dancing Christ... that must have been painful considering I grabbed mine in protection after reading that :/
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Posted at: 1/17/06 02:55 AM
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Sounds like a painful experience. Hope to god i never have to go through with it...
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Posted at: 1/17/06 03:08 AM
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Posted at: 1/17/06 03:18 AM
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i never had to take that. i think your mother just is punishing you for something you did
Posted at: 1/17/06 03:27 AM
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doctors touch little kids...
Posted at: 1/17/06 03:28 AM
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At 1/16/06 03:17 PM, RedVesterpsh wrote: psssh, thats nothing, i caught the tip of my dick in my zipper and sliced it open and had to have 6 stiches on my pee hole. and i was awake while he needled in the stiches.
i think i'm gonna hav trouble getting 2 sleep tonight...
Posted at: 1/17/06 03:35 AM
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up... ur dick? .... so much sympathy.... my god
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