Predictions for the new year

[Evanauto]

1. Dick Cheney will die (heart attack)
2. Christia Aguliara will O.D. on Cocaine
3. There will be NO new attacks against the US on US soil
4. North Korea will become the most paraniod country...ever
5. We will not find Osama Bin Laden
6. The US will topple Iraq in less that 5 days, however, Sadamn will be no where to be found
7. The Cinny Bengals owner Mike Brown steps down as president of the team, however, he does not bring in a G.M. and the team continues to stuggle.
8. Alan Greenspan will continue his reign over the free world and will try to get the economy back on track
9. Serious crime rates will drop again.
10. K-Mart will close its doors for the last time, having been swallowed up by retail juggernaught Wal-Mart

[NJDeadzone]

1. Osama is found in Saudi Arabia
2. Illegal immigrants found swarming through poorly guarded Canadian Border
3. China opens its mouth about the US but only in general terms because it never has an opinion
4. Israel finishes its wall separating West Bank from Israeli territory
5. Dow Jones 5000 Nasdaq 1000
6. Inflation rises to highest level in US history
7. Eminem is arrested for sexual perversion
8. Montreal Expos permanently move to San Juan
9. Prince William is missing!!
10. Human clone dies after 15 days