why am i so sexy

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

i dont know but im beeing stalked by hot chicks

proof of this fact

message recevide at:
Jan 14, 2006 11:05 PM

mesage headline:
hi there

body of message:
Hey!
I saw your profile and I would really like to get to know you better. If you wanna talk you can IM me on ChopperBabe9015. Hope to hear from you soon!

and proof that this isnt any bull shit

here is there profile

[WickedClown17]

Over the internet, yeah so fucking smooth. Atleast I can be told that in real life, not IMs, silly basterd.

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

this is me for those of you who dont know me from the emo incedent

[Vince50]

Silly internet internet.

[SweatyWhiteGuy]

At 1/15/06 11:56 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: here is there profile

Lawl

[ornery]

At 1/15/06 11:56 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: i dont know but im beeing stalked by hot chicks

proof of this fact
IM me on ChopperBabe9015. Hope to hear from you soon!

And the IM screen name from the profile "cherryspotXOXO5"

You twit.

[coldfire1]

Umm, you know that's probably not really what she looks like... It's easier to lie about your looks on teh internets.

[bigbadron]

i get messages too. see?

hi
i've seen your photo online ..... if you want to chat sometime
i'm ussually logged into my msn at home
feel free to add me to your msn.......my msn messenger is natalie86hot

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[Acid]

Marie
"Message me at AIM cherryspotXOXO5"

Female
23 years old
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee
United States

Last Login: 1/15/2006
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fail.

[Rabbi-Indie-The-Rad]

Yeah I've gotten those on myspace too, its just web attention whores looking for a thing on thier myspace that says "so and so has 234230893489056 friends"

[Acid]

Also, she's way out of your league.

[CrimsonKingnz]

Lol so stupid. That's a random myspace bot you doof. I got one when I made an account just to look at a friend's pics and didn't intend on any further use of the account. lol

To the pic, emo-double-chinned (Yeah, I'm the guy you had one of those AIM convos with. "Your mom" doesn't work anymore)

[shazwoogle]

At 1/15/06 11:57 PM, Sanch wrote: Hey, uh, yeah. This is, uh, her. Yeah. I'm a her.

Anyway, you wanna meet up? I'll be deep in the woods. Come alone, and come unarmed, so I can *cough* rape you *cough*.

yeah i think this guy has hit itin one

[Maus]

At 1/16/06 12:00 AM, bigbadron wrote: i get messages too. see?

No way, me too.

[Maus]

Then this. :(

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

At 1/15/06 11:59 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote:

At 1/15/06 11:56 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: i dont know but im beeing stalked by hot chicks

proof of this fact
IM me on ChopperBabe9015. Hope to hear from you soon!

And the IM screen name from the profile "cherryspotXOXO5"

You twit.

im a twit hugh???

i just copy pasted the message and thats aim not the myspace im

[CrimsonKingnz]

Lol this topic seems to have failed...

[mexican-pride]

why am i so sexy

because both of your parents are men.

[Jenou]

At 1/15/06 11:56 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: i dont know but im beeing stalked by hot chicks

happens to me too. except in real life, not the internet.

proof of this fact

theres actually proof?

message recevide at:
Jan 14, 2006 11:05 PM

mesage headline:
hi there

body of message:
Hey!
I saw your profile and I would really like to get to know you better. If you wanna talk you can IM me on ChopperBabe9015. Hope to hear from you soon!

okay, she wants to get to know you. thats not stalking, dont get excited, casanova. plus how do we know you didnt just write that message yourself?

and proof that this isnt any bull shit

im listening...

here is there profile

How do we know you didnt just look up some babe's profile?

[G-RED]

U shot a baby in da face? (I did)

[wesdood]

i wish i was as smooth as you. i'm gonna go cry now

[WickedClown17]

Yeah look at the message between me and wesdood, I changed some things slightly, it started out as a bulletin.

[WickedClown17]

At 1/16/06 01:32 AM, Wicked_Clown17 wrote: Yeah look at the message between me and wesdood, I changed some things slightly, it started out as a bulletin.

Sorry about that. Here:

RE: RE: RE: I am bored.
Body: if you google it, 4 of 6 results lead to newgrounds

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Pogo the clown
Date: Jan 15, 2006 10:14 PM

The sad thing is when I read your message I was thinking the same thing. :o/

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Wesdood
Date: Jan 15, 2006 10:07 PM

lolcum

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Pogo the clown
Date: Jan 15, 2006 9:47 PM

So comment my shit or something.

Now I will just type stupid shit.

BBQ
PATLOLRLY!?
FTW
WTF
OMG
LOLZ
<InsertGayPornSiteHere>
^Great site, you will love it^

Also image search ******.

And if your emo and reading this, go slit your wrist, I hate you.

If I have offended anyone I did my job well, remember this is the Internet.

erhigol;nrgrhgrghrrei

[TheKlown]

I get stupid shit like that on myspace aswell, and that chick on has one picture in her profile... Man, you most be getting stalked by a fake profile aswell, it's probably some fat ugly bitch. But besides that I'm joe wilson and im cool. No, but seriously I got this one girl in reallife who unzipped my pants at my job and the breakroom and she gave me a blowjob. It was fun, shhh!!! Don't tell anyone its my secret

[DestroyerofMan]

At 1/15/06 11:59 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote:
And the IM screen name from the profile "cherryspotXOXO5"

You twit.

Oh shi-

Owned to the extreme. Bitch.

[Guitardude]

At 1/15/06 11:56 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: Why am I so sexy?

Because of something called Self dillusion.

[hot-and-charming]

Be aware of the internet hookers. >:(

[Fragment]

Internet dating is for losers. I will only recognize a man as sexy or as a player if he goes outside and can seduce and flirt easily with several girls. I wish it would be as easy as in myspace, or as easy as determining your sexiness by your sign-up date or post count, but it's not. Also, even if you are 99% sure that the person is really that hot girl, there is still 1% of you that knows that girl may be as well a 45 year old sociopath.

[sean5892]

At 1/15/06 11:58 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: this is me for those of you who dont know me from the emo incedent

Oh god, your so fucking sexy

I'd hit that shit.

J/k

[sean5892]

But fuck, I am gonna keep ur page up for numa numa

Mai ahi mai ah ha ha, mai aha ha