Would you buy Ng toys?

[ChasmyrSS]

Hey everyone, did you know that Newgrounds has a store?

Yes thats right, they dont just sell stickers.

So why do they have such a vast assortment of apparel and housewares, and no toys or nerdware? No remote controlled tanks, no casebadges :( not even Newgrounds brand single malt scotch.

Is there anything that you'd buy from the store if it was in there?

[Fanny-Pirate]

I'd buy newgrounds the game and newgrounds legos, that'd be it.

[Vince50]

I bought a shirt, hat, and mug. And they're pretty awesome.

[TheKlown]

I only buy stuff offline, if Newgrounds had a store close to me or sold there products to stores like target,walmart, or anything like that then I'd buy from them. Hell, I would have bought stickers from them but I don't like buying shit online, I'm only offline person.

[Jenou]

Id definately buy teh tank.

[ChasmyrSS]

At 1/14/06 07:55 PM, teh_ecks_bawks_hater wrote: I'd buy newgrounds the game and newgrounds legos, that'd be it.

Oh man I'd so buy NG lego. It'd be awesome to have Lego Tom and Lego Wade.

[Dizzified]

Tom & Wade Action Figures.

They could transform, like the Power Rangers ones.

[HellzYeahCCR]

I'd buy some NG shotglasses. I think they'd sell well.

[SunChipsClock]

You could also have an Ozcar action figure that comes with his ban stick.

But Wade and Tom pwn him with there super amazing admin powers...

Also press Toms back button and he does that super amazing karate kick we all know he can do.

[Fanny-Pirate]

At 1/14/06 07:56 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Oh man I'd so buy NG lego. It'd be awesome to have Lego Tom and Lego Wade.

of there was a lego tank I would shoot it's missiles in peoples eyes, and if there were wade and Tom and bedn action figures I'd buy them.

get bedns lollipop stealing action now!
tired of being retarded and uncool? Wades internet badassness will make you way cool!
Tom Fulp would renovate your entire house in one badass kick.

[Buddhist]

At 1/14/06 07:55 PM, Vince50 wrote: I bought a shirt, hat, and mug. And they're pretty awesome.

Pff, loser.

I just took an NG sticker and stuck it on a white mug.

I'm getting an NG shirt though, after I save up for one. :|

[Matt-Skuce]

I wouldn't buy anything from NG EXCEPT if they sold doughnuts shaped like famous characters in the most popular submissions. and they BETTER have sprinkles....

[ChasmyrSS]

At 1/14/06 08:02 PM, teh_ecks_bawks_hater wrote:

At 1/14/06 07:56 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Oh man I'd so buy NG lego. It'd be awesome to have Lego Tom and Lego Wade.

of there was a lego tank I would shoot it's missiles in peoples eyes, and if there were wade and Tom and bedn action figures I'd buy them.

get bedns lollipop stealing action now!
tired of being retarded and uncool? Wades internet badassness will make you way cool!
Tom Fulp would renovate your entire house in one badass kick.

or youl could get a YoinK one and then use tose little yellow cylinders as extra neck pieces XD

[Funkybob2]

"Hey kids, do you like Newgrounds? Then you're gonna go crazy over Wild wacky action Wade!
Watch as he puts his internet badass sunglasses on, and mercessily bans the Star Snydacate! Comes with several action phrases such as: "GOD I FUC*KING HATE THE STAR SNYDACATE!" and, "Photoshop Bedn!"
Comes with Internet badass sunglasses and ban stick.

Hmmm.... I think you may be getting at something.

[DigDugz]

I'd buy the Newgrounds sex toys.
Those would be a hit.
A DS dildo, the possibilties.

[NeoVince]

Ng black and white Baseball tee

[ChasmyrSS]

At 1/14/06 08:08 PM, Frankiedaman wrote: Are there newgrounds sex toys? I need a Newgrounds branded vibrator to please my significant other.....

Hehe I was wondering when somebody would say sex toys... apparently it was the 15th reply :P

I dont know if I'd get my girlfriend a vibrator personally approved by Wade though.

[Vince50]

At 1/14/06 08:14 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: I dont know if I'd get my girlfriend a vibrator personally approved by Wade though.

I don't know if I'd get my girlfriend a vibrator NOT personally approved by Wade.

[Unopened-Wound]

I would buy an NG dildo, signed by ramagi. ;)

[DigDugz]

At 1/14/06 08:14 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: I dont know if I'd get my girlfriend a vibrator personally approved by Wade though.

She was his from the second she was born, accept it, have a threesome.

[ViceFullbuster]

If i had a credit card. =(

[Vegeton]

It would be awesome if they sold other stuff, but they don't because all their stuff is just pre-made things from cafe press just with the NG logo slapped on it. But if they did have other stuff, I'd definetely buy a NG remote control tank or if there were toys of popular and memorable users, than I'd buy those too. Like I'd buy ShitOnAStick with drinking action...drinking action I think half of Newgrounds has that action.

[ChasmyrSS]

how about a Newgrounds trivia board game?

[ChasmyrSS]

At 1/14/06 08:34 PM, Frankiedaman wrote: Newgrounds should stock Viagra pills with Wade's face on the label.

WADE'S GET-UP-AND-GO VIAGRA. "mmmm yeah"

Well viagra really isnt a toy... but they could sell it at the store.

Again, I'd have a problem swallowing Wade....

[Wankerpb]

yea dude if they had toys i would buy them. I think they should start selling games that where made out of animations made famous by their site such as Alien Homid or whatever its called. if they sold that shit they would make mad money

[Premo2]

Toys are for children, and for losers.
Sign me up!

[ChasmyrSS]

At 1/14/06 08:41 PM, -Cory- wrote: Toys are for children, and for losers.
Sign me up!

Sure thing, we can use my handy NG stationary and pen.

[Bran-Man]

I bet if Newgrounds sold a blow up sex doll with their logo on it, everyone would probally buy it.

[Serman]

I'd buy a Wade action figure. With *NEW* Voice feature. "OH SNAP"

[Zephyrlot]

No.