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Forum Topic: Do you believe in heaven?

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Stamper

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At 1/11/06 05:57 PM, johnny_utah wrote: FUCK YOU RACIST AND FUCK JESUS UP HIS TIGHT MIDDLE EASTERN, RISEN FROM THE DEAD BUTTHOLE.

WOULD YOU KINDLY REPEAT THAT, SIR? IF YOU'RE BLACK I SWEAR TO GOD...WELL, I SWEAR TO THE WHITE RACE SINCE THEY'RE GOD LOL

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Aren't you the idiot who keeps trying to get into the MinimanJapan.com Chat Room?

BTW, you can't spell on your life, and not only Christians believe in heaven you ignorant fool.

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I can only pray to the Great and Powerful Master of the Left-Hand Path you people are fucking around.

That, and I've never understood how you can be christian AND racist. I mean, Jesus was from ISRAEL for mammonsake!


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At 1/11/06 05:59 PM, Stamper wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:57 PM, johnny_utah wrote: FUCK YOU RACIST AND FUCK JESUS UP HIS TIGHT MIDDLE EASTERN, RISEN FROM THE DEAD BUTTHOLE.
WOULD YOU KINDLY REPEAT THAT, SIR? IF YOU'RE BLACK I SWEAR TO GOD...WELL, I SWEAR TO THE WHITE RACE SINCE THEY'RE GOD LOL

JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN...AND YES IM BLACK. WHAT'S WITH THIS JESUS WAS A WHITE BUSINESSMAN WITH A BEARD "LOOK". JESUS WAS A DAMN NEGRO. HE ATLEAST HAD A DAMN DARK TAN FROM MILKING CAMELS ALL FUCKING DAY. FUCK YOU!


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I refer you to my above luciferdamned post.

And remember Children, arguing on the Internet is like running in the paralympics....even if you win, you're still retarded.


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I think Heaven and Hell are fabrications of the insecure human mind, for those who are looking for security when facing the uncertainty of what will happen to them when they die, or for a purpose to their existence.

Oh noes! I don't want to cease to exist! Lets invent a happy place where we live forever and ever!

Personally, I think we rot.


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IF JESUS WAS A NlGGER, THEN HOW COME HIS STUPID ASS 'VIRGIN' MOTHER WAS WHITE IN ALL HISTORICAL DEPICTIONS OF HER? AM I TO BELIEVE THAT SHE UNDERWENT A SEVERELY BRUTAL GANG BANG, WHERE BLACK SEEDS WERE PLACED IN HER WOMB TO MAKE THE LITTLE NlGGER BABY THAT SO MANY PEOPLE SEEM TO CHERISH? FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR RIGHT-WING PROPAGANDA. I'M GONNA GO GET A SNACK, AND WHEN I GET BACK HERE, FOR YOUR SAKE, YOU BETTER BE OUT ROBBING SOMEBODY.

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At 1/11/06 06:04 PM, Choronozon wrote: I refer you to my above luciferdamned post.

And remember Children, arguing on the Internet is like running in the paralympics....even if you win, you're still retarded.

THAT LINE IS SO FUCKING OLD. YOU ARE NOT CLEVER AND STOP MODERATING US LIKE YOU'RE OUR PARENTS. WHEN I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL I'M TOTALLY SENDING YOU A VIRUS THAT DELETES YOUR HARD DRIVE AND PUTS A HANDSOME PICTURE OF TOM FULP IN ITS PLACE.


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What are you, an inbred?
The Virgin Mary is depicted as white in FOURTEENTH CENTURY PAINTINGS, not "historical accounts". Besides, all countries have tended to depict Jesus as a member of their own ethnicity- we have Japanese, African, Indian Jesuses etc. popping up in graphic bibles all the time.


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Oh noes! Not a VIRUS! OMG! I can tell you are obviously intelligent enough to trace my IP, hack my server, override my firewall and plant a hack in my computer! After all, to have caps lock on 24/7 while spouting unpunctuated, illiterate drivel must require a HUGE intellect!


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At 1/11/06 06:10 PM, Choronozon wrote: What are you, an inbred?
The Virgin Mary is depicted as white in FOURTEENTH CENTURY PAINTINGS, not "historical accounts". Besides, all countries have tended to depict Jesus as a member of their own ethnicity- we have Japanese, African, Indian Jesuses etc. popping up in graphic bibles all the time.

So basically, the Virgin Mary was still depicted as white, and Jesus is still potentially a NlGGER. SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN FACE. YOU TRY TOO HARD AND GENERALLY FAIL.

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At 1/11/06 06:04 PM, Dizzified wrote: I think Heaven and Hell are fabrications of the insecure human mind, for those who are looking for security when facing the uncertainty of what will happen to them when they die, or for a purpose to their existence.

Oh noes! I don't want to cease to exist! Lets invent a happy place where we live forever and ever!

Personally, I think we rot.

Told it before ,if we just stop exist well fine then... You were right & I was wrong. But Think for a moment what happens when I"M right & YOU'RE wrong... For me, I'll be fine both ways, but for you... Well... You know you need Jesus to get into heaven ,if not you burn. It's like that!

And NO! When in heaven you don't just float for all eternity... Where do you think all our inspiration comes from. If all things in this universe are created by God don't ya think it will be only better in heaven? Be reasonable...

So if you don't see me around anymore then I'm in heaven and all hell is going 2 break loose...

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At 1/11/06 06:01 PM, johnny_utah wrote: JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN...AND YES IM BLACK. WHAT'S WITH THIS JESUS WAS A WHITE BUSINESSMAN WITH A BEARD "LOOK". JESUS WAS A DAMN NEGRO. HE ATLEAST HAD A DAMN DARK TAN FROM MILKING CAMELS ALL FUCKING DAY. FUCK YOU!

Jesus was from the Middle East, not Africa.


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don't take offence when i say this,

but heaven is a story for people who fear death, and i think any heaven won't be from god, but in our own minds, if i'm wrong, god will punsih me accordingly

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At 1/12/06 08:13 AM, dapperdan1 wrote: don't take offence when i say this,

but heaven is a story for people who fear death, and i think any heaven won't be from god, but in our own minds, if i'm wrong, god will punsih me accordingly

I'll be honest, my beliefs about the possibility of an afterlife is that I don't know, and wont know until I die. And, in every eventuallity, there are good and bad things to be seen.

However, I don't believe that all the people who believe in an afterlife do so from fear of death.


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At 1/11/06 06:19 PM, Stamper wrote:
At 1/11/06 06:10 PM, Choronozon wrote: What are you, an inbred?
The Virgin Mary is depicted as white in FOURTEENTH CENTURY PAINTINGS, not "historical accounts". Besides, all countries have tended to depict Jesus as a member of their own ethnicity- we have Japanese, African, Indian Jesuses etc. popping up in graphic bibles all the time.
So basically, the Virgin Mary was still depicted as white, and Jesus is still potentially a NlGGER. SHUT YOUR FACE. YOU TRY TOO HARD AND GENERALLY FAIL.

As well Mary and Jesus are depicted white in our countries, that doesn't say they show Jesus as He really was. As Choronozon so kindly stated. Jesus nor Mary were negro or white, they have Hebrew ancesters so they would be tanned. And I'd say with CAPS LOCK on you're the one that tries too hard...


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yes and no.

yes because i believe it exists, and no because it wouldnt be heaven to me.

in heaven you are given eternal life. that is something i couldnt handle. knowing there is no end is something that would cause much pain to me.

i would rather no longer exist after death. life is great because it is short and will end.

eternal life would be terrible, there would be no goals. no reason to go on. i couldnt stand it. heaven would bee hell to me. even if i do good and am gratned to go to heaven, it would still be a hell for me. unlesss god lets me to no longer exist after death, which i doubt.


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I belive in Heaven ;)

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oh and one more thing! DON'T FLAME! or i will report this thread to one of the mods!

i support FBIPOLUX for mod!!!

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i do
my description of heaven:
1. all videogames you would like
2. pizza every day
3. sex
4. porn

Taste the rainbow.

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Tell you what, let's test it out, we'll kill you and you can tell us where you end up. How bout that?

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I'm Inuyasha, fruitcakes.


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At 1/12/06 10:25 AM, lostmages_production wrote: i do
my description of heaven:
1. all videogames you would like
2. pizza every day
3. sex
4. porn

no, those cant be in heaven because those are sins. #2 is glutony and 3&4 are adultery. just because it is a sin on earth doenst mean it isnt a sin in heaven.


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Im not any religion but i believe in God. I dont really think heaven is what they said it would be. I just think it would be your life repeating over again.


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At 1/11/06 06:01 PM, johnny_utah wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:59 PM, Stamper wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:57 PM, johnny_utah wrote: FUCK YOU RACIST AND FUCK JESUS UP HIS TIGHT MIDDLE EASTERN, RISEN FROM THE DEAD BUTTHOLE.
WOULD YOU KINDLY REPEAT THAT, SIR? IF YOU'RE BLACK I SWEAR TO GOD...WELL, I SWEAR TO THE WHITE RACE SINCE THEY'RE GOD LOL
JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN...AND YES IM BLACK. WHAT'S WITH THIS JESUS WAS A WHITE BUSINESSMAN WITH A BEARD "LOOK". JESUS WAS A DAMN NEGRO. HE ATLEAST HAD A DAMN DARK TAN FROM MILKING CAMELS ALL FUCKING DAY. FUCK YOU!

Everything important has to be a black guys thing!!!! What is your problem??? My black friends aint nothing like you bitch!


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im not religious. but im still posting here.

there cant be a heaven or a hell because no one has seen it. no proof that it exists so thus it doesnt exist


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Yah i believe in heaven !!


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no, only fags go to heaven


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At 1/11/06 05:27 PM, --MRED-- wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:08 PM, cyberen wrote:
What's the point of floating around somewhere for all eternity with nothing to do? That doesn't sound natural.
neither does just VANISHING from existence

Where does this 'vanishing from existence' come from?


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At 1/12/06 08:23 AM, MrFeelGood_85 wrote:
At 1/11/06 06:19 PM, Stamper wrote: So basically, the Virgin Mary was still depicted as white, and Jesus is still potentially a NlGGER. SHUT YOUR FACE. YOU TRY TOO HARD AND GENERALLY FAIL.
As well Mary and Jesus are depicted white in our countries, that doesn't say they show Jesus as He really was. As Choronozon so kindly stated. Jesus nor Mary were negro or white, they have Hebrew ancesters so they would be tanned. And I'd say with CAPS LOCK on you're the one that tries too hard...

ROFL That's Stamper you're talking to... I'm suprised no one else has pointed out that he's not serious.


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