Forum Topic: Do you believe in heaven?

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Chaser202

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I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)


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i do beleive in heaven
but not heaven they describe on the bible


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At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

Well anyone who is christian is going to belive in heaven, or they are not christian... Only none christains don't belive in heaven who you don't want to post in the topic... this don't make sense


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Yes, no.


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At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

If you don't want people to post here who aren't Christian, what was the point of this topic? You obviously don't care about people's opinions like the topic would suggest. You should have just said "All Christians just post here saying 'yes'" it would have saved me a lot of clicking and typing.

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I believe there is an after life. Now the two extremes heaven and hell...I'm not sure.


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I dont know what heaven is exactly.
But im an agnostic so im not sure of anything like this.

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I am agnostic, so I would have to say no and yes...

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At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

even if you're not christian, you can believe in heaven. take hinduism for example


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At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

LOL. I was christian too at age 13. Wait till you grow up a little more before you choose a faith.


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As far as I'm concerned, Heaven is having "secks".


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At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

I'll post wherever I damn well please.

I'm an atheist, and I don't think I'll go to heaven or hell. What's the point of floating around somewhere for all eternity with nothing to do? That doesn't sound natural.

You believe in heaven because you're a christian. Well whoopdee-doo. Big fucking deal. Why should anyone care what you believe in?


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lol its like saying

"Do you belive in heaven"
(people who dont belive arn't alowd to answer)


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Heaven and Hell are the most idiotic concepts in the Christian religion, and that's saying a lot.

It's very unfair; the reasons for getting into Heaven or Hell are very illogical and it doesn't take into account the different ways different people think and act. Besides, there is absolutely NO crime so heinous that Hell would be the just penalty for it, considering the way Hell is depicted as eternal torture so excruciating that it goes beyond anything that has ever been witnessed on Earth. Especially, free-thinking and not choosing to be brainwashed by zealous writings sould NOT considered to be such crime. In Cristianity, it is.

If Heaven and Hell exist, then God is Stalin.


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Nooooooo, but I DO believe in hell......

Do you believe in heaven?


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We've not to post if we are not Christian ?

How are you meant to get a no answer. I'll make this short for you, given your specifications, you would not get a "no" answer.

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I believe in the after-life, but not neccessarily heaven.


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i believe that their may be somthing after u die... wat that is i dont know but im not religious and im gonna live my life to the fullest and not have a book of morals control me


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At 1/11/06 05:15 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: If Heaven and Hell exist, then God is Stalin.

God wants wealth redistribution ?

What if I only believe in a light progressive taxation, will I get Purgatory ?! I must know!

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At 1/11/06 05:08 PM, cyberen wrote:
At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)
I'll post wherever I damn well please.

What's the point of floating around somewhere for all eternity with nothing to do? That doesn't sound natural.

neither does just VANISHING from existence

You believe in heaven because you're a christian. Well whoopdee-doo. Big fucking deal. Why should anyone care what you believe in?

You stated you were an athiest
why should anyone care what you do or don't believe in?


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At 1/11/06 05:07 PM, TheFlashCat wrote: As far as I'm concerned, Heaven is having "secks".

Obviously, thats why everyone is naked.

"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"

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At 1/11/06 05:25 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: What if I only believe in a light progressive taxation, will I get Purgatory ?! I must know!

I meant that the Christian God is against democracy and freedom of speech. If you have something to say against him, he'll sentence you to eternity of inconceivably cruel torture. At least Stalin's instant executions seem merciful compared to that.


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At 1/11/06 05:27 PM, --MRED-- wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:08 PM, cyberen wrote:
At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)
I'll post wherever I damn well please.

What's the point of floating around somewhere for all eternity with nothing to do? That doesn't sound natural.
neither does just VANISHING from existence

You believe in heaven because you're a christian. Well whoopdee-doo. Big fucking deal. Why should anyone care what you believe in?
You stated you were an athiest
why should anyone care what you do or don't believe in?

......"why should anyone care what you do or don't believe in".
Title of thread: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?".

This has got to be the most retarded post I've seen today... And this is the INTERNET.


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At 1/11/06 05:31 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: I meant that the Christian God is against democracy and freedom of speech. If you have something to say against him, he'll sentence you to eternity of inconceivably cruel torture. At least Stalin's instant executions seem merciful compared to that.

The Christian God would be seen as Authoritarian, true, but I was being witty.

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At 1/11/06 05:44 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: The Christian God would be seen as Authoritarian, true, but I was being witty.

I know you were, but it annoyed me :)


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At 1/11/06 05:46 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: I know you were, but it annoyed me :)

I'm sorry. <3 ? Secks ?

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At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)

ITS "CHRISTIAN" YOU SILLY GOOSE. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR LORD'S NAME YOU LIVING ABORTION. AND YOU ONLY BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND ALL THE OTHER FINER POINTS OF YOUR SILLY RELIGION BECAUSE THAT WHAT YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU. I HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIES IN A CAR ACCIDENT, THEN A BUNCH OF BLACK PEOPLE RAPE THE DEAD BODIES. THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH "GOD" LOVES YOU.


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At 1/11/06 05:31 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: I meant that the Christian God is against democracy and freedom of speech. If you have something to say against him, he'll sentence you to eternity of inconceivably cruel torture.

I think the Christian philosophy is that God (by definition of the word God) is absolutely perfect, so if you have anything bad to say about him, you're stupid anyway.

It's still kinda funny though.

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At 1/11/06 05:51 PM, johnny_utah wrote:
At 1/11/06 04:55 PM, _Chase_ wrote: I do... becuase im christain. If you are not this religion dont post in this topic (no offense)
ITS "CHRISTIAN" YOU SILLY GOOSE. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL YOUR LORD'S NAME YOU LIVING ABORTION. AND YOU ONLY BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND ALL THE OTHER FINER POINTS OF YOUR SILLY RELIGION BECAUSE THAT WHAT YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU. I HOPE YOUR FAMILY DIES IN A CAR ACCIDENT, THEN A BUNCH OF BLACK PEOPLE RAPE THE DEAD BODIES. THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH "GOD" LOVES YOU.

Ditto, except I hope his family is black, so when they all die in a car accident, there'll be less filth inhabiting the earth. Black people are a burden to the advancement of the pure, white race.

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FUCK YOU RACIST AND FUCK JESUS UP HIS TIGHT MIDDLE EASTERN, RISEN FROM THE DEAD BUTTHOLE.


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