Lets make a final fantasy 7 movie

[TheKlown]

And it's going to be the best movie in the world. Final Fantasy 7 live action movie, but were not going to call it that, and I have to talk to squaresoft about it and shit and we can fucking do this project. See, I have the same birthday as cloud strife, August 19th which makes me cloud strife. So yeah, time to have sex and shit. So, who wants to be casted in this movie?

Cast so far:

Cloud Strife, someone cool like me with the same birthday as cloud strife like me but not me because I can't act and I don't look enough like cloud strife in my opinion. And I can't act.
http://www.myspace.com/40502776 Thats me because I'm cool and I have 2 much muscle to be cloud strife.

Now, I need a big boobed girl to play tifa, and she can also have a big ass 2.

And a cute girl to be Aeris.

And a big black guy to play as barret.

And a freaky weird gothic looking guy to play as vincent valentine.

And we need an intelligent wolf/dog that can talk to be Red.

And that weird girl yuffie, who will play her?

[Erathun]

can I be that guy who rapes cloud at the whore house?

[TheKlown]

At 1/11/06 02:41 AM, Erathun wrote: can I be that guy who rapes cloud at the whore house?

Yeah

[Jercurpac]

Oddly enough, this is almost the exact same way Orson Welles planned Citizen Kane. I expect to see your film in theaters by 2008.

[JacksRage]

At 1/11/06 02:45 AM, Jercurpac wrote: Oddly enough, this is almost the exact same way Orson Welles planned Citizen Kane. I expect to see your film in theaters by 2008.

Zing.

[Revenant]

Dibs on Vincent.

[bigbadron]

i wonder if you can make the movie better than the game?

considering that FF7 sucks, it shouldn't be to hard.

[Jinzoa]

At 1/11/06 02:48 AM, bigbadron wrote: i wonder if you can make the movie better than the game?

considering that FF7 sucks, it shouldn't be to hard.

I wonder if a Mod will get flamed?.....anywho i probably agree i dislike alot of turnbased games......no real fun playing a game that is like work.

[Jenou]

I call first dibs on Aeris at the Whore House!

[Erathun]

At 1/11/06 02:48 AM, bigbadron wrote: i wonder if you can make the movie better than the game?

considering that FF7 sucks, it shouldn't be to hard.

It has probably the best storyline i've heard in a video game. Some of the best character development too.

[bigbadron]

At 1/11/06 03:04 AM, Erathun wrote: It has probably the best storyline i've heard in a video game. Some of the best character development too.

haha funny joke.

[Erathun]

At 1/11/06 03:04 AM, bigbadron wrote:

At 1/11/06 03:04 AM, Erathun wrote: It has probably the best storyline i've heard in a video game. Some of the best character development too.

haha funny joke.

Yeah, nice comeback.

[bigbadron]

At 1/11/06 03:07 AM, Erathun wrote: Yeah, nice comeback.

haha, i like how you keep playing along. it's as if you really believed what you said.

[KingCherry]

At 1/11/06 02:37 AM, JosephFeliceWilson wrote: And it's going to be the best movie in the world. Final Fantasy 7 live action movie, but were not going to call it that, and I have to talk to squaresoft about it and shit and we can fucking do this project. See, I have the same birthday as cloud strife, August 19th which makes me cloud strife. So yeah, time to have sex and shit. So, who wants to be casted in this movie?

Cast so far:

Cloud Strife, someone cool like me with the same birthday as cloud strife like me but not me because I can't act and I don't look enough like cloud strife in my opinion. And I can't act.
http://www.myspace.com/40502776 Thats me because I'm cool and I have 2 much muscle to be cloud strife.

Now, I need a big boobed girl to play tifa, and she can also have a big ass 2.

And a cute girl to be Aeris.

And a big black guy to play as barret.

And a freaky weird gothic looking guy to play as vincent valentine.

And we need an intelligent wolf/dog that can talk to be Red.

And that weird girl yuffie, who will play her?

DUDE! i want to be in it!!!!!!!!!!! I so want to be an actor, and this could start it for me............But i don't think i could be any of those guys is there anything else i could be???? I'll lose 100 lbs. if i have to.

True story, once i thaught i had this thing going for this chick, but im fat, so i stated dieting.....i lost like 50lbs. that month......But then i gain double back when she started boning my friend.......oh well, i got the tape still......So if i had to for this i would lose everything........plzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Erathun]

At 1/11/06 03:09 AM, bigbadron wrote:

At 1/11/06 03:07 AM, Erathun wrote: Yeah, nice comeback.

haha, i like how you keep playing along. it's as if you really believed what you said.

Well, you probably are a person who just hates games like FF7 because a lot of people really like it. I'm not a big FF7 fanboy I'm more of a Nintendo person, but honestly the game really did change the way RPGs are in general.

[KingCherry]

Dude i could so look like you with like twenty bags of carrots and diet shit........and id burn double cause i have to go to the gym to be a beefcake like you.....

Do you even have the script.....? If so give us a sample.....

[HeinousDude]

At 1/11/06 03:12 AM, Erathun wrote: Well, you probably are a person who just hates games like FF7 because a lot of people really like it. I'm not a big FF7 fanboy I'm more of a Nintendo person, but honestly the game really did change the way RPGs are in general.

No. He's just saying FF7 sucks to piss kids like you off.

[bigbadron]

At 1/11/06 03:12 AM, Erathun wrote: Well, you probably are a person who just hates games like FF7 because a lot of people really like it. I'm not a big FF7 fanboy I'm more of a Nintendo person, but honestly the game really did change the way RPGs are in general.

no, i dislike it because it's weak. yeah it changed rpgs, but that was then. this is now. the game is old and mediocre at best. looking back, you realize that it was just a cookie cutter story, with a lame ending.

[HeinousDude]

At 1/11/06 03:15 AM, bigbadron wrote: no, i dislike it because it's weak. yeah it changed rpgs, but that was then. this is now. the game is old and mediocre at best. looking back, you realize that it was just a cookie cutter story, with a lame ending.

And low polycounts.

How did you like FF6?

[bigbadron]

At 1/11/06 03:17 AM, HeinousDude wrote: And low polycounts.

How did you like FF6?

i never played 6. the only other ff's i played were ff1, ff3, and ff8. i was never a huge ff fan.

[KingCherry]

Hey, Did FF7 come out on N64? cause i think i played it.........Did it have to do with a big floating city with three big rings around the outside that had trains in them? i played that. what was that?

[HeinousDude]

At 1/11/06 03:24 AM, KingCherry wrote: Hey, Did FF7 come out on N64? cause i think i played it.........Did it have to do with a big floating city with three big rings around the outside that had trains in them? i played that. what was that?

That us called "not FF7"

[Jonas]

At 1/11/06 03:15 AM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 1/11/06 03:12 AM, Erathun wrote: Well, you probably are a person who just hates games like FF7 because a lot of people really like it. I'm not a big FF7 fanboy I'm more of a Nintendo person, but honestly the game really did change the way RPGs are in general.

No. He's just saying FF7 sucks to piss kids like you off.

Final Fantasy was a decent game. I prefered more hardcore games though, like Halo 2, because the story was amazing. 'Sir, to finish this fight?' SOLID GOLD. YOU COULD PRINT LINES LIKE THAT ON PAPER AND CLAIM IT WAS MONEY.

Btw, sup heinous.

[KingCherry]

At 1/11/06 03:27 AM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 1/11/06 03:24 AM, KingCherry wrote: Hey, Did FF7 come out on N64? cause i think i played it.........Did it have to do with a big floating city with three big rings around the outside that had trains in them? i played that. what was that?

That us called "not FF7"

So then which one was that???? I KNOW IT WAS FF!!!!

[HeinousDude]

At 1/11/06 03:29 AM, Jonas wrote: Btw, sup heinous.

Sup Jonas. Where did your pants go.

[The-Eagle]

can i be the guy who kills everione and/or rapes everione at the end?

[Jonas]

At 1/11/06 03:30 AM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 1/11/06 03:29 AM, Jonas wrote: Btw, sup heinous.

Sup Jonas. Where did your pants go.

They are around. I'll bring them back if people really want me to.

[TheKlown]

This topic is cool, I like you guys because you bring joy to my willy. FREE WILLY!!!

[Cloudy-One]

At 1/11/06 03:04 AM, bigbadron wrote:

At 1/11/06 03:04 AM, Erathun wrote: It has probably the best storyline i've heard in a video game. Some of the best character development too.

haha funny joke.

Exactly. Truckloads of hentai doesn't exactly qualify as character development.

Regarding the topic, HOLY FUCK, My birthday is so damn close to Cloud's. Mines August 21. I should've guessed that guy was a Leo. And my user name comes from when my girl friends in Middle School and I were all playing FF7 simualtaneously and they dubbed me cloudy, half because of the game, half because of my poofy, Beatles-esque, "cloudy" hair style. That reminds me, X-mas is over, I need to go back to Cloudy_One. It's a hell of a lot easier to type.

WHOOP WHOOP, Where my Leo's at?

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