Forum Topic: Hey, id suck chuck norris's dick.

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ArabFreak

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Posted at: 1/11/06 04:12 PM

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I don't get the hype over him. He's a good actor, so what. There are hundreds just like him.


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TheAbominableMatt

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Posted at: 1/11/06 04:14 PM

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At 1/11/06 04:12 PM, arab_freak wrote: He's a good actor, so what. There are hundreds just like him.

The thing is, he's really not.

I love the hype tho.

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ArabFreak

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Posted at: 1/11/06 04:23 PM

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At 1/11/06 04:14 PM, theabominablematt wrote: The thing is, he's really not.

That depends on the viewer.

I love the hype tho.

The only thing I found funny were the "facts" that were made.

"Chuck Norriss' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried."

Same with Vin Diesel.

"Onions don't make Vin cry. Vin makes onions shit themselves."
"Vin is the only human to be born fully-clothed."
"Vin can slam a revolving door."


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At 1/11/06 04:52 PM, FCKTEENAGERS wrote: Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity.

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Posted at: 1/11/06 05:02 PM

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Bruce Campbell = B Grade Actor
Chuck Norris = C Grade Actor

Oh noes. :O


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Posted at: 1/11/06 05:29 PM

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dude dont be gai


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Posted at: 1/11/06 05:37 PM

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That's kinda gay. I have no idea why someone would post about masturbating to his movies.

BTW, he's a good action star.


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Posted at: 1/11/06 05:38 PM

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who the fuck wouldnt suck chuck norris's dick!! i mean jesus christ its fucking chuck norris!#$!@$!@$!@$!@$!2


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Posted at: 1/11/06 05:47 PM

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Hes not great because of his films, hes great because the guy is tough as nails. He could kick all our asses at the same time. Yeah I'd suck him.


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Posted at: 1/11/06 06:24 PM

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At 1/11/06 04:07 PM, SuburbaniteHunter wrote: Tom Fulp PWNs Chuck Norris
Tom inflicting Ownage on his arch enemy.

rofl


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TheDarkPaladin

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Posted at: 1/11/06 06:44 PM

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I can imagine Chuck Norris being an NG BBS user with us right now...C'mon Chuck we know its you...Actually dont bother showing yourself...Too many people would try and suck your dick =(


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