Porn and shit!

[Andersson]

I got a USB-memory which won't work and felt that it would be unnecessary to just throw it away like that, so I told my parents that I had found a USB-memory and asked them if they could ask if any of the neighbours knew anyone who could have dropped it and maybe wanted it back.

Well, as you know, there is always someone who will tell you that they dropped it if you are generous and honest like that.

So after a while two days a middle-aged man who is known as an business man hooked on this and came over to our house.

He told that he heard about me finding a USB-memory and that he actually had dropped the one he use for work somewhere and really wanted it back as it was important stuff on it and so on.

Well, so I did ofcourse hand it over to him, and a smile came on his lips.

Just as he were going to turn around and leave I told him:
"Dude, by the way. I checked what was on that USB-memory when I found it and it was full of gay porn and shit! What the heck do you work with?!"

He turned white. Very surprised by this unexpected comment.

"Uh...", he spoke while more or less running away from my house, while putting the USB-memory in his pocket.

He avoids to speak with me, my parents and our close living neighbours now. XD

[Porn-Dude]

Hahahaha that is pretty damn funny. I probably wouldn't have called him out on it but it's good to see that some people in this world arn't as nice as me, that way hilarity was able to ensue.

[Pinkasaurus]

He got owned!

[dushaking]

i cant even be arsed to flame you for this piece of crap, im going to bed

[OrbitalDebris]

Wow, that's just... just pwnage to the max. top 10 of all time.

[Andersson]

At 1/10/06 05:42 PM, dushaking wrote: i cant even be arsed to flame you for this piece of crap, im going to bed

Well you are just angry cause you didn't get to see any pictures of the gay porn, so now you are gonna go and think about it.

Sad.

[Rabbi-Indie-The-Rad]

he owned you more, he got the memory stick

you = pwned
him = less pwned

[Fragment]

And he still kept the USB. What a gay fellow.

We shouldn't make fun of gay people. But let's anyways.

[Revenant]

Haha, that was great.

[Krinkels]

You should have dangled it above his head, demanding things from him. "How badly do you want your gay porn back?! Scream it out for me!"

Unbelievablely hilarious.

[squadus2]

Wow, he got pwned!

Lol, you know when you find money and people always claim it even though it's not theirs? Well you could upload an unwanted memory stick with gay porn (....yeah) and go around your school saying you found a memory stick and eventually your entire school would turn gay.

[1]

At 1/10/06 05:44 PM, Patch_The_Rad wrote: he owned you more, he got the memory stick

you = pwned
him = less pwned

No logic there.

[Shadow-XII]

You're an asshole, if that's true.

How the fuck would you feel if someone'd done that to you?

I hope this comes back and bites you in the ass.

[ShitOnAStick]

At 1/10/06 05:52 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: You're an asshole, if that's true.

How the fuck would you feel if someone'd done that to you?

I hope this comes back and bites you in the ass.

Life aint all full of peaches. It was funny. He will grow stronger now, or atleast hide crap better. it's all lessons to be learned.
He will get over it, he'll be ok. so therefore...LOL.

[BloodNight]

At 1/10/06 05:52 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: You're an asshole, if that's true.

haha nah he's not, the ashole is the man who took the USB knowing that it wasnt his in the first place.

I hope this comes back and bites you in the ass.

i dont, cause anything that would bite his his as in this case is most likely gay :S

[milinko959]

I would have punched you in your face and taken your computer also.

[shazwoogle]

lol - pwnd in the ear

[Andersson]

Haha, it is funny to see all the reactions to my story.

Maybe I should have told you that I like to write poetry and stories. =)

[CheezNapkin]

Ahahahahahaha!
That's the definition of ownage.

[JediCleric]

Haha! Oh man...You really caught him off gaurd. That was great!

I'm like that, too. If someone drops something I ask around to see who's it is. If I was in your situation, I would have looked at the memory, too. Why? Sometimes looking at something give you an idea of who it belongs to, but lmao! I can't believe you found that stuff.

Did you tell your parents about what was on it?

[Jake]

Andersson, you never fail to make me laugh.

<3

[Andersson]

At 1/10/06 06:26 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Andersson, you never fail to make me laugh.

Hehe, whether I do it through making a fool out of my self (RedCircle knows the story) or through pure entertainment? =P

<3

Haha, by the way I have realised that that ain't a heart but a penis.

[Eudaimonism]

Thats hilarious!

You shouldve had a hidden camera on you or something, and then posted it on here to watch him run his ass down the street.

[Jake]

At 1/10/06 06:29 PM, Andersson wrote: Hehe, whether I do it through making a fool out of my self (RedCircle knows the story) or through pure entertainment? =P

Both, you big stupid asshole. <3

<3

Haha, by the way I have realised that that ain't a heart but a penis.

Dumbass, we all know that. ;)

[Andersson]

At 1/10/06 06:33 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Both, you big stupid asshole. <3

Aha, just as I thought then. =)

Dumbass, we all know that. ;)

Ummm, so you sent me another penis? ;-)

[Moody-Media]

Haha, awesome, does he avoid you too, like cross the road if he see's you.

[DCFilms]

OMFG! that is hilarios! I cant believe you actually looked at it. I would have barfed. but still damn funny!

[Monocrom]

That was freaking hilarious! I hate those types of people. He got what he deserved! He traded his dignity & his good-name for a USB! LOL!

[MrCrawford]

haha... a hearty LOL to you!

[Grim-Recycler]

Not bad.
9/10.