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dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:19:10 Reply

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.

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The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

Cock-Stuffing
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Concoction
First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

The Compton Gangbang
You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)

Cop's Delight
The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:20:34 Reply

hahahahahahahahaha..................funny

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The Corkscrew
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

Corn
Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; "Baby, you're more Corn than Green Giant", or "Damn bitch, you are Corn!"

Couch Bombing
When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

Coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

Cum Dumpster
A quadriplegic whore.

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends.

Daisy Chain
Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.

Davey Crockett
A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

Dirty Sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:21:55 Reply

Don't forget:

Limp Dicsket: You have ED
Giggly Sue: The girl thinks you're small
Johnny and Johnny: You were too drunk and came home with a man, you stupid wino!
Passionate Monkey: You shit on teh walls

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Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.

Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

Dutch Oven
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).

Dutch Treat
The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm.

The Electric Chair
Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. After arousing you, she then takes a car battery and clamps two jumper cables to each nut sack. This causes you to have all sorts of synapses, spasms, and convulsions. She then mounts your Frankenstein and proceeds to get electrofucked. Warning! May cause erectile dysfunction after performed.

Felching
A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail. *note: never seen it done with a straw...

The Fish Eye
From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motionsignaling that she has been there and done that.

Fish-Hook
When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

The Fire Island
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

Flooding The Cave
Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:25:14 Reply

"DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm."

Eet mast b a teit fut

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:27:43 Reply

WELL i have done about 1/4 of them.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:29:29 Reply

i video taped my friend doing the canaine special with my golden retriever, damn i'm so evil. no, i'm not a fag.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2002-12-30 20:35:16 Reply

At 12/30/02 08:25 PM, Miguel_Caron wrote: "DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm."

Thats from the movie Orgazmo

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:26:37 Reply

This dictionary lacks the ATM...

Ass-to-mouth.

Fuck her in the ass then she sucks your dick.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:28:38 Reply

At 3/12/03 01:26 AM, Shrapnel wrote: This dictionary lacks the ATM...

Ass-to-mouth.

Fuck her in the ass then she sucks your dick.

that is dangerous, she could get very sick from that. same with rectum to vagina, if not worse.


you don't know if i'm joking or not

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:39:52 Reply

At 12/30/02 08:35 PM, Spicy wrote:
At 12/30/02 08:25 PM, Miguel_Caron wrote: "DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-anal, double-vaginal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in two holes. A hard core porn industry norm."
Thats from the movie Orgazmo

That movie was terrible..funny, but terrible.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:40:59 Reply

This kid had the same idea last month. Maybe instead of copying and pasting all of them, you could have provided a link to the site, and asked people to tell you which one was their favorite and why. Oh well, too late now.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=48684

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:41:19 Reply

This might be an odd question but what the hell is a cunnilingus?

PS I apologize for using such a derogatory term... I just wanna know what the hell it is...

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:41:45 Reply

Treasure Bungling: When someone fists a girl in her vagina and anus at the same time.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:42:47 Reply

At 3/12/03 01:41 AM, biteme2514 wrote: This might be an odd question but what the hell is a cunnilingus?

A fancy term for eating box.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:43:56 Reply

At 3/12/03 01:42 AM, Keyser_Soze wrote:
At 3/12/03 01:41 AM, biteme2514 wrote: This might be an odd question but what the hell is a cunnilingus?
A fancy term for eating box.

Thanks. I think.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:44:35 Reply

At 3/12/03 01:41 AM, biteme2514 wrote: This might be an odd question but what the hell is a cunnilingus?

Main Entry:cun·ni·lin·gus
Pronunciation:"k&-ni-'li[ng]-g&s
Variant(s):also cun·ni·linc·tus /-'li[ng](k)-t&s/
Function: noun
Etymology:cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere -- more at LICK
Date:1887
:oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

and on males it's called:

Main Entry: fel·la·tio
Pronunciation: f&-'lA-shE-"O, fe-
Variant(s): also fel·la·tion /-'lA-sh&n/
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin fellation-, fellatio, from Latin felare, fellare, literally, to suck -- more at FEMININE
Date: circa 1893

oral stimulation of the penis
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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:50:54 Reply

Wow, very technical... I like that in a mod... Anyways, yeah I know what a "fellatio" is... Wanna know something weirder? I was messing around with some anagrams the other day and I came up with this...

The Metropolitan Police Force = I'm Fellatio, the Erect Porno Cop

Check it and tell me if it works out...

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 01:55:04 Reply

At 3/12/03 01:50 AM, biteme2514 wrote:

The Metropolitan Police Force = I'm Fellatio, the Erect Porno Cop

Check it and tell me if it works out...

It sure does.
http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/themet2.html

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LMFAO! I'm in tears man. That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. They can be broken in to 6 main catagories:

Scat
Fish Hook
Blumpy
Brown Necktie
The Chili Dog
Chocolate Pizza
Clevland Steamer
Cold Lunch
Corn
Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Swirly
Dutch Oven----> See Dutch Treat also
Dog in a bath
Flooding The Cave

Violent
Angry Dragon
The Bronco (one of my favorites)
The Carpet Cleaner
The Compton Gangbang
Donkey Punch (My favorite. I should try this one)
The Electric Chair

Orgasm
The Bait N' Tackle
The Concoction (also found in the Just Plain Wrong section)
Cop's Delight
The Corkscrew
Cum Dumpster
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The Fire Island

Gay/ sex with anything but the opposite gender
The Bait N' Tackle (also in the orgasm section)
Beer Dick
Brown Bagging It
The Canine Special
Cock Stuffing
Couch Bombing
Duct Tape Trick

Just Plain Wrong
The Fish Eye
Bear Claw
Beef Curtain
The Concoction
Davey Crockett

Other
Arabian Goggles
Ballsacking
The Brunski
The Bullwinkle
Butter Face
Coyote
DVDA
Daisy Chain

Felching goes in a catagory of it's own. It's just so... I can't even find a word... it's just so... oh god. just, just look at it.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 02:10:55 Reply

Don't forget the Singing Cervix!!
While giving a girl head, give a quick gust of air in her snatch and press down on her belly to create an artificial queef!

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 02:58:00 Reply

At 3/12/03 01:28 AM, _shadow_ wrote:
that is dangerous, she could get very sick from that. same with rectum to vagina, if not worse.

I know a guy and girl that participate in that kind of behaviour.

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Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

That's accually called the Shrapnel...

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 03:05:52 Reply

At 3/12/03 02:58 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
At 3/12/03 01:28 AM, _shadow_ wrote:
that is dangerous, she could get very sick from that. same with rectum to vagina, if not worse.
I know a guy and girl that participate in that kind of behaviour.

Dammit!! She opened the blinds while I wasn't looking!!


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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 03:12:10 Reply

At 12/30/02 08:19 PM, AnarcHY_187 wrote: The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

That one is just so mean and yet so funny at the same time

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 03:13:50 Reply

Don't forget the Eiffel (sp?) Tower. It requires two guys and a girl. The chick gets on all fours and the guys hit her from either end (one in the back one in her mouth). Then they high five over the top :).

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 03:35:33 Reply

Duct Tape Trick
Wrapping a hamster in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

that is the grosest thing i hav ever heard.(or well atleast in a long time.

i am normal. i have only been involved in two of thowthings.

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Response to dictionary of obscure sexual terms 2003-03-12 06:03:37 Reply

The Internet has made me immune to these. I no longer find them disgusting or offensive, and would probably try some of them.