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be yourself, unless ur a crap boring person, in which case be someone cool

At 1/10/06 11:49 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Give them some tasty butter

Nothing works better than a lump of tasty butter! I for one would be very impressed. Not Anchor, though. Or better still, Lard. :D

How I got with my current girlfriend:

I told her the following joke:

"Have you seen the latest pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRR!!!"

Now we've been dating for a year.

I'm not making this shit up.

At 1/10/06 10:51 AM, Mr_Pope wrote: If you have to ask here don't bother.

ROFL

At 1/10/06 11:58 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote:

I told her the following joke:
"Have you seen the latest pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRR!!!"

no doubt your starteling wit and charm won her over

with a big penis and a box of pop corn

Either being a badass or just being yourself, it works on anyone, maybe the quickest way to get friends...

At 1/10/06 10:50 AM, Divine_Hitman wrote: And I'm not talkin' bout showing up with some flowers and chocolate...

Well, I think HeinousDude has the universal answer to your question.......

Show her your cock.

Lolunoriginalanswer don't expect serious answers here.

At 1/10/06 12:41 PM, The_One_Free_Man wrote: Show her your cock.

Lolunoriginalanswer don't expect serious answers here.

Mweh... Doesn't work. Most girls are just as unsure 'bout their kittycat as guys are 'bout their size...
With my last girlfriend I had 2 adapt a lil to things she likes. Like *groans* N'sync...Suuuuure,I like m to... *Uuuugh* Worked like a charm ; )

At 1/10/06 10:58 AM, Divine_Hitman wrote:

Be yourself.... Girls love it!

i also recommend this, and ask her out :)

Now that you mentioned it... There are a lot of guys who need a pair of balls just to do that... Why is that? Something they're afraid of?

the thing they're afraid of is looking llike a jackass in front of her friends, so if you do ask her out, corner her when she is alone...

Nothing is more impressive to a girl than this line, which has gotten me laid more times that I can count.

"Hey, Im a lvl 18 Elite Guard Colonel on Newgrounds. Dont act like your not impressed."

then she will instantly rip your pants off and proceed to impale herself on your throbbing memeber.

At 1/10/06 02:48 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: Nothing is more impressive to a girl than this line, which has gotten me laid more times that I can count.

"Hey, Im a lvl 18 Elite Guard Colonel on Newgrounds. Dont act like your not impressed."

then she will instantly rip your pants off and proceed to impale herself on your throbbing memeber.

Well i'm smitten.

Well....i dont really.Girls dont seem to like me.The ones that do are the creepy stalking emo girls,with scary big eyes and purple streaks in there hair.Eugh.*shivers*
Girls are life jackets.They go un apreciated until needed. <------- Try telling her that,see if it impresses her.Go on,i'll give you a cookie if you do!

Well the first thing I do is tell her I don't own a car so she'll have to drive me everywhere. Then I have her meet my dad who is currently bed ridden in my family room. After that I mention the countless hours I have wasted on ddr and show her my moves. Following that I show her my flash movies. This generally goes over really well and then I show her the bbs and point out how many posts I've made. Sometimes I highleght my favorite ones of all time. The night usually ends in a mad passionate kiss and then well... my chivalry prevents me from giving any more details.

Strangly enough this actually worked

BTW, if you have to impress a girl you are doing somethign wrong. Find someone you can be comfortable around. They just like confidence.

I agree with gum. If you are trying to impress a girl, good chances that she either

A) doesn't know you well enough to be interested in you (maibe you can try to become friends).

B) she is just interested in someone else.

But Gum is right, you shouldn't be trying to impress...you should be comfortable in who you are. If you try to hard, it's going to backfire in a very bad way.

At 1/10/06 10:50 AM, Divine_Hitman wrote: And I'm not talkin' bout showing up with some flowers and chocolate...

How I impress women?

Hmm.. My 6-pack and fashion sense impress girls, so i'm told.I'm also able to hold decent conversations with most girls.Confedence always impresses females.

I agree with Bica and Gum
*nods*

At 1/10/06 03:02 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Confedence always impresses females.

Confidence? Yes. Arrogance? No >:[

Its harder to make conversation with shy guys who won't contribute and just stand there looking nervous. It can be endearing, but mostly not.

Just make her laugh, etc. And try not to stare at her too much, it looks creepy.

Well, go buy some jerry curl and a 4 live piglets. Then we'll talk.

At 1/10/06 03:09 PM, Dizzified wrote:

At 1/10/06 03:02 PM, VirginLungs wrote: Confedence always impresses females.

Confidence? Yes. Arrogance? No >:[

Its harder to make conversation with shy guys who won't contribute and just stand there looking nervous. It can be endearing, but mostly not.

Just make her laugh, etc. And try not to stare at her too much, it looks creepy.

True, if you're talking to a girl you like look at her eyes, not at her tits.

my advice would be to pick on little people

btu my good advice
is tell her she has beautiful eyes
this one works

Make fun of kids less popular than you. I do that sometimes around girls and they laugh.

If you have to impress a girl to like you...
Find a new girl.

At 1/10/06 10:53 AM, lordkau wrote: Rape her, never fails.

ok..as long as you say suprise then they go crazy.... girls love suprises

At 1/10/06 10:50 AM, Divine_Hitman wrote: And I'm not talkin' bout showing up with some flowers and chocolate...

theres one way to impress a girl. be yourself.... you don't have to try to be so impressive for a female just be yourself and if she likes you for you than thats impressive

Whip out your penis and shmack 'em a few times. Sure to impress.

depending on your size

At 1/10/06 03:30 PM, Zenmuron wrote:

At 1/10/06 10:50 AM, Divine_Hitman wrote: And I'm not talkin' bout showing up with some flowers and chocolate...

theres one way to impress a girl. be yourself.... you don't have to try to be so impressive for a female just be yourself and if she likes you for you than thats impressive

Thats shite.What if being yourself means your crude,loud and every convo you start is about hentai?

All these people are so unhelpful!

Seriously, there's no one piece of advice someone can give you about impressing women. We're complicated creatures, and every lady's different. I personally love smart, nerdy guys who have something to say. But that makes me something of a rarity, I'm told.

I think the #1 thing to remember is that there are many different kinds of people, and you'll have the most success if you try to stick to the women who are compatible with you. Not everyone can date a supermodel, but it is possible to find an attractive woman who likes your personality (which is pretty important).

Before you try impressing the girls, it might be a good idea to make some female friends and just hang out with them. You probably won't get any dates out of this, but it'll help you understand how women think and what they like.

That's my advice. Then again, if I were so great, I wouldn't be single, would I...