Anonymous, Washington, Age 17
I am a 17 year old virgin male who jacks off to internet porn everyday after school. I have no friends, I've never seen a real vagina and I think I have halitosis. I cry every afternoon and sometimes make fun of my own penis. There is no name for my disorder. I'd kill everyone but I'm afraid I'd go to hell. People say I smell like sh** and make fun of my car everywhere I go. I've worked at McDonald's for one year and haven't got a raise yet.
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