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I've played guitar for 5 and a half years and have earned the title from both friends, and fellow newgrounders as "The Riff Master", which is pretty fucking cool. Also, I've had a go on some drums once for about 15 minutes!!!

Haha.

And, I am a death metal vocalist... Sometimes... Yeah.
And I kick ass at designing Sig Pics, as you can see below.

Wow. you are all n00bs.
I got 6 years of pissing of my school music teacher. I play the Guitar, Classical.

7 or 8 years of guitar, 5 of drums.

I have been playing guitar for a year and a half now and bass for 4 years. Both are really good to learn. I never tryed drums or keyboard. My friends say that they are good to learn

Guitar: 4 years, Bass: 1 year, Masturbating: 10 years.

Learning guitar for about 1 year and 6 months. My guitar teacher says i'm advancing quickly in guitar. I also have the ability to fix my moms cell phone when ever she can't do anything to fix it. I'm also good with computer problems.

At 1/8/06 08:45 AM, FlameMesial wrote: I have played drums for 5 1/2 years, guitar for 2 years & 4 months, and the triangle for 16 years.

uhh how can u be playing triangle for 16 years when youre only 15?

At 1/20/06 01:26 AM, Astralimits wrote:

At 1/8/06 08:45 AM, FlameMesial wrote: triangle for 16 years.

uhh how can u be playing triangle for 16 years when youre only 15?

As a very young fetus, actually not much more than a zygote, his first musical experience was when he found that he could produce rythms and even various tones by striking his mom's IUD, which although shaped differently, would help develop percussive talents that translate directly into Triangle experience. - he continued to practice all during developing - right up until birth actually - I know... I was there... I'll vouch for him!

- that should clear up any timeline issues.

Guitar, singing and drum but im best in guitar they sayd that in the band!

i play guitar for only 3 years but i do it good i can do some songs like
gotta get away - Offspring, God of thunder - Kiss, Skeletons of society - Slayer
I hate you - Slayer and Much more bythe way the name of my band is texicity!

7 years of Saxaphone, alot of tonal theory, some 12 tone theory (but not much), jazz theory, and about 3 years of messing around on a keyboard

I have about 2 years experience under my belt for a kazoo and I started playing the spoons. Oh yeah, and does downloading songs count, too?

At 1/21/06 09:04 PM, Ultinhanavaris wrote: I have about 2 years experience under my belt for a kazoo and I started playing the spoons. Oh yeah, and does downloading songs count, too?

I also sing just a teeny bit. For the most part, I have no talent whatsoever... I do like to listen to a lot of the stuff from the portal, though...

Bass Player

5-6 years of piano and 2 years self taught, I scream really well (like Haste The Day, As I Lay Dying, and a little like underOATH), and 1 year making techno. I love playing piano and making things up.

At 1/8/06 08:43 AM, Fanautic wrote: I have 6 years of piano, 7 years of snowboarding and 3 years of guitar! Yayz0rs!

1. Snowboarding isn't a musical talent
2. I play bass for 9 years now
3. I use FLP for 4 years now
4. I can masturbate real loud, that's my main musical talent ;)

At 1/23/06 03:06 AM, DJRunaway wrote:

At 1/8/06 08:43 AM, Fanautic wrote: I have 6 years of piano, 7 years of snowboarding and 3 years of guitar! Yayz0rs!

1. Snowboarding isn't a musical talent

of course it is! U fool!!!

4. I can masturbate real loud, that's my main musical talent ;)

u mean playing the skin-flute? :)

Erm, i can do pretty much anything with my voice (Eg. Sing, Growl and anything else nescasarry to creating scary music) been playing guitar for a year or so and I can hum with my eye. Yes i was freaked out too.

I have never played an instrument in my life. But i am dying to play the drums.

When im bored i'll be bashing my computer desk with different objects to make a beat. Or i start beatboxing different tunes i make up.
i really like to make drum patterns in Fruityloops when im bored too. Most dont go anywhere though :/

I played tenor horn and trumpet for 2 years and then i moved on to the keyboard which both helped me to read sheet music. For the past year i have been learning guitar. I want to learn how to play the Mandolin and Vibraphone.

At 1/23/06 05:33 AM, Rucklo wrote:

At 1/23/06 03:06 AM, DJRunaway wrote:

At 1/8/06 08:43 AM, Fanautic wrote: I have 6 years of piano, 7 years of snowboarding and 3 years of guitar! Yayz0rs!

1. Snowboarding isn't a musical talent

of course it is! U fool!!!

No it AINT you scandinavian Olga Ikea Sven's Son Johansons!

4. I can masturbate real loud, that's my main musical talent ;)

u mean playing the skin-flute? :)

No, the scotish bagpipes :)

PS. Long time no talk man :) Meet ya on MSN soon :D!

well...
i played drums for about 1 1/2
guitar for avout 1 year
and i know a couple of songs on bass (i dont have 1)

At 1/20/06 09:25 AM, LJCoffee wrote:

uhh how can u be playing triangle for 16 years when youre only 15?

As a very young fetus, actually not much more than a zygote, his first musical experience was when he found that he could produce rythms and even various tones by striking his mom's IUD, which although shaped differently, would help develop percussive talents that translate directly into Triangle experience. - he continued to practice all during developing - right up until birth actually - I know... I was there... I'll vouch for him!

- that should clear up any timeline issues.

HAHAHA
If that's not the lolzorz, I don't know what is! Man, you have a full bag of lol's to give out!

Somebody preach the lol's, they are lolling up the place.

At 1/19/06 02:40 PM, jarrydn wrote: 7 or 8 years of guitar, 5 of drums.

Hmm didn't you say a while back that you had been playing drums longer than you had been playing guitar?

At 1/19/06 02:40 PM, jarrydn wrote: 5 of drums.

I remember you saying that you had been playing drums for over 10 years?

6 years of classical-style choirs, both in Middle and High School
1 year of Jazz vocal ensemble
1 year of collegiate level Chamber Choir
2 years of classical piano training
5 years of music theory
1 year of voice training
2 years of self-taught experience in music production and digital sound

Put 'em together and whaddya got??

1 huge f&*$ing headache.