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I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:16:33 Reply

OOOOOWWWWW FUCK1!!!
That was the noise I made at about 8 this morning.
While engaging in happy with my girlfriend I fucking missed the
hole on one of my thrusts!
It was instant and my eyes watered, I just rolled overand lay there for ten minutes
fanitcly mubling swear words.

It's not about, I dunno....7 hours later? And it doesn't hurt anymore but there's
a swolen lump there and I'm hoping that goes away otherwise, it's off to the doctor.

There you have it, a topic about my dick.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:17:06 Reply

I stopped lol'ing when i realised you weren't joking :O.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:17:54 Reply

Been There......Was surprised how much it hurt!

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:17:58 Reply

Well, uh...ow...

Probably just a bruise, it should go away soon, got an ice pack? That'd help.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:18:09 Reply

how do you miss THAT HARD??????!!!!?
?
?

?
???????????????
how?


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:18:35 Reply

By Odin's Beard....

That has to be one of the single most painful things i have ever heard.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:18:46 Reply

Happens more often if you're on the bottom, but ya it hurts like fuck, give it a few days then it should be fine

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:18:53 Reply

i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:20:13 Reply

Broken blood vessel. I suggest getting it checked out by a doctor soon, it can result in erectile dysfunction or infection.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:20:44 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, Wax_Assassin wrote: Been There......Was surprised how much it hurt!

Me too! I thought it would just bounce or slide or something, but no, it
bends liek a fucking sausage hitting a brick wall.

At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, tom3rulz wrote: how do you miss THAT HARD??????!!!!?

She was all like "oh yeah harder!", as girls are so I gladly obliged.
On one backwards motion I must have changed course.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:20:46 Reply

you have learned a valuable lesson. listen to your little friend when it smells a stinky entrance. thats probably is what happened. what do you think that large thing at the tip of it is? its a second brain! pointless i kno

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:21:26 Reply

Damn thats gotta hurt dude.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:22:03 Reply

At least it looks much bigger now becuase its swollen


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:23:12 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:20 PM, Enoll wrote:
At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, tom3rulz wrote:
how do you miss THAT HARD??????!!!!?
She was all like "oh yeah harder!", as girls are so I gladly obliged.
On one backwards motion I must have changed course.

ya, i should have thought that through.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:23:50 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:22 PM, DancingTomato wrote: At least it looks much bigger now becuase its swollen

But that's the thing, everything's normal, there's just a little lump near the base,
I'm guessing that's where it bent.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:24:20 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:23 PM, Enoll wrote:
At 1/7/06 10:22 PM, DancingTomato wrote: At least it looks much bigger now becuase its swollen
But that's the thing, everything's normal, there's just a little lump near the base,
I'm guessing that's where it bent.

Ouch


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:24:31 Reply

well id laugh, but that wouldnt help ur pain. so instead ill tell a joke.

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, 'hey buddy, why the long face?"


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:24:43 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:20 PM, Enoll wrote:

Me too! I thought it would just bounce or slide or something, but no, it
bends liek a fucking sausage hitting a brick wall.

Ow shit, I figured it would just bend a little and move so it wouldnt do that...whatd your girlfriend do?


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:24:59 Reply

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:26:20 Reply

Ask Shrapnel for medical advice.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:26:30 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:25 PM, -Mad_Max- wrote:
At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, Wax_Assassin wrote: Been There......Was surprised how much it hurt!
Jesus, with that sig... perfect mix!

"OWOWOWOWOW....Hello Doctor, it happened again... yeah it's stuck in the window this time."

lol good family guy episode

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:27:33 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:24 PM, emser1 wrote: Ow shit, I figured it would just bend a little and move so it wouldnt do that...whatd your girlfriend do?

She thought it was funny, but I can't blame her, girls don't have a dick to
know what the pain might be like.
When she figued out I was actually in real pain she comforted me and
said sorry, I don't know what for, it was my accident.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:27:39 Reply

you wait till you break the bit that holds your foreskin to the back of your penis.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:29:26 Reply

You need to get ice. A LOT of ice. ...How'd you miss the hole? You don't take it all the way out and put it in again. That's why it's "push- push im the bush" not "push- pull"
...But really, I'm so sorry about your...hairy harry....

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:31:15 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:20 PM, AEA2 wrote: Broken blood vessel. I suggest getting it checked out by a doctor soon, it can result in erectile dysfunction or infection.

lol at ppl who know grammer

lol what n00bs
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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:48:31 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:28 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Well, atleast you'll learn to thrust properly. Try not to get too excited. ;-o

Try not to get too excited? it's sex!
I think after all this time I'd have the whole in out motion down.

At 1/7/06 10:31 PM, the_pretty_penis wrote: lol at ppl who know grammer
lol what n00bs

Lol at people who contribute nothing to threads.

lol what noobs.

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:49:45 Reply

CAW! hey you forced me to prove you right!

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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:50:24 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, simkiss wrote: I stopped lol'ing when i realised you weren't joking :O.

Funny, that's when I STARTED lol-ing.


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:57:13 Reply

Poor, poor Enoll.
Did you get your girlfriend to kiss it better? :(

*hug*


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Response to I broke my cock. 2006-01-07 22:58:42 Reply

At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, simkiss wrote: I stopped lol'ing when i realised you weren't joking :O.

lmao same here..happens to the best of us.

Now what you wanna do is slap a splint on that shit..and get back in there!