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fukmehardNpullmyhair EVIL LEVEL 16

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soooo like my BESTEST ever got her first speeding ticket today... and i was liek oh no... he mom is gunna be like sooo totally mad... and i was right, her mom freaked out on her, (just remember my friend is like 18) and her mom took away her car, and she is like basically grounded, cuz she got a speeding ticket... i was like oh my gawd... its horrible, i've gotten 3 speeding tickets in like the last year and my parents didn't really car, cuz i payed them off and blah blha blah... but geez... her mom was all like talking about kicking her out of the house, cuz she is such a bad kid and stuff... lol no she isn't... would y'alls parents be like that extreme cuz you got 1 speeding ticket????

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Posted at: 1/6/06 01:38 AM

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You should've had sex with the cop that gave you the ticket like the dirty whore-girl you are.

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My mom would probably just be disappointed in me.
That usually works.
Then she would say something about trust.
I don't think I would be speeding in the first place.
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They would If i got it for speeding away from the cops. Bada bing bada boom. Thats all folks I'm most likl herwe all week i'm so dam bored i posted this.

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At 1/6/06 01:37 AM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: would y'alls parents

y'alls? y'alls!

y'alls come back now.

And yes, I would be kicked out...if I already didn't live on my own

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At 1/6/06 01:38 AM, MaFooFa wrote: You should've had sex with the cop that gave you the ticket like the dirty whore-girl you are.

ummm your hawt k thnkx... and it wasn't my speeding ticket... i've only had 3 not 4 i'd deff get my L's suspened if they it was mine.. then i'd be like donezo!

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At 1/6/06 01:41 AM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote:
ummm your hawt k thnkx... and it wasn't my speeding ticket... i've only had 3 not 4 i'd deff get my L's suspened if they it was mine.. then i'd be like donezo!

I hate you.


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At 1/6/06 01:37 AM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: my parents didn't really car

dude, im like 14, i cant drive irrisponsibly or they'll see through my fake licence


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my parents would probably just laugh at me :(

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I'm a few demerit points away from losing my license so I must be good <lil azn gurl wit huge tits>* and not speed.

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At 1/6/06 01:41 AM, A04 wrote:
And yes, I would be kicked out...if I already didn't live on my own

Kicked out of your home for a SPEEDING TICKET?!

That is a lie, I know it. Unless your parents are complete suck.

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Yea my parents would spazz off, but not to go as far as to ground me or remove my car privilidges. Her parents must be very protective of their kid or something, because I don't know a single person in my life that would be in the same scenario. Then again, I don't have many friends...


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That will teach her stupid fucking ass from speeding now won't it?


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At 1/6/06 01:41 AM, A04 wrote:
At 1/6/06 01:37 AM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: would y'alls parents
y'alls? y'alls!

y'alls come back now.

And yes, I would be kicked out...if I already didn't live on my own

That made me laugh way more than it should have.


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My parents didnt care when i got a ticket for "imprudent and unreasonable speeds" which is worse than speeding. I didn't even have to pay it, I just made up a story about how we were in a hurry to get somewhere for an important reason.

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Cuz,Wuz,Jeez, SPEAK FUCKING ENGLIS!


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At 1/20/06 02:16 AM, TornadoClock wrote: Cuz,Wuz,Jeez, SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!

English, my bad


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At 1/20/06 02:20 AM, VeinsOnFire- wrote: Holy shit, I wouldn't want to face He-mom.

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In Iowa alcohol possesions are 300$ if your over 18. its sad.


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You and your friend are over 18, and you'd get pissed that your parents (who you still live with) only GROUND you?
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i keep a few dozen dougnuts in my car to bribe them with besides i know every cop in town and i only speed excissivly when im running late and i have a radar buster with a good radius so i know when the cops are around so i never ges pulled over but when i do i talk my way outta it because my cars speedometer is broken an di too cheep to get it fixed(it reads 5iove miles under what my car actually goes)

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Just stop posting. I can count your IQ with one hand. PLEASE, try and improve your grammar.


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Darklilangel23

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To avoid speeding tickets

OBEY THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT ASSHOLE THEY ARE THERE FOR A FUCKING REASON ESPECALLY FOR YOU , TEENAGERS WHO DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE WITH DRIVING.....

2. Be nice to the officer apologize say you were in a rush curfew etc make up a good LIE u might get off with a warning...

3. dont be rude or anythign to a cop that only makes them want to write u a ticket anyways

4. if u do still get a ticket u can fight the ticket.... and most of the time you will win

5. never EVER have alachoal in an open container in the car on have it on ur breath
have mints handy to cover the smell

6. never agree to let them search ur car u dont have to if u dont want them to..


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At 1/20/06 02:53 AM, -Jose- wrote: I can count your IQ with one hand.

Due to the fact that you're typing with one hand when she posts.

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never gotten one, got one for an accident I was in though, which was 2 points, so I really don't want anything else on my record. I think I'd probably hear something about it, but my dad has been pulled over time and again for stuff like that. Be bad for a day, but that's about it.

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I've gotten 4 speeding tickets. and I've paid for them all. but I think your friend's mom is being a little too extreme. I'm sure her mom isn't the perfect angel when she drives either.


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At 1/20/06 02:58 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote:
At 1/20/06 02:53 AM, -Jose- wrote: I can count your IQ with one hand.
Due to the fact that you're typing with one hand when she posts.

Come now -wwwlajlsadhlashdflshagl-, that wasn't very nice.


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I speeded once so I was told to get off my tricycle :(

What a good looking mirror.

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i dont speak gibberish

speeding tickets


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At 1/6/06 01:45 AM, El_Sammo wrote:
At 1/6/06 01:41 AM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote:
ummm your hawt k thnkx... and it wasn't my speeding ticket... i've only had 3 not 4 i'd deff get my L's suspened if they it was mine.. then i'd be like donezo!
I hate you.

I hate her too :D

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Well, you're here, aren't you?

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