I'll ruin your super-power. rrrr.

[TheCatsLeotards]

Ever dreamed of having a super-power? Just like your favorite superhero? Just post it, and I'll think of a way to ruin it. I'll try to be scienific, but if your power is dumb, I'll just find a way to defile your dream some other way.

Don't post a power like 'invincibility', because Superman sucks. And you can't pick a power and then destroy the consequences that come with that power, ex: "I want to be able to jump really high, but my legs won't snap when I land"

'kaygo.

[TheLameSauce]

i would want to be better than everyone...at everything...

[deadafterall]

I'd like to be able to fly, so i won't have to waste money on a car and I can get to places faster.

The only thing that would suck about it is hunters might mistake me for a duck... 0.o

[HaxTheCook]

I want the power of time :O

[Jonas]

I'd like to be able to post better topics on the BBS.

[Klacid]

'invincibility'

[Sanjay]

I don't want super powers.

if I did have a super power, the government would eventually find out and they would sieze me and make my life a complete nightmare.

[OldBlender]

I'd like the power to stop time or fast forward it, like viewtiful joe

[ZENON]

Id like my skin and all of my organs and everything to be made of metal, and i dont have to breathe to live.

Ruin away.

[Newgrundling]

I would want the power to control what Bill Murray experiences in Groundhog Day.

[killa-teddy]

At 1/5/06 12:29 AM, -Inks- wrote: I want the power of time :O

bitch you took mine, and I believe you mean the power to control time. like stop it and still go through it or rewind it (kinda like prince o' persia)

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 1/5/06 12:28 AM, TheLameSauce wrote: i would want to be better than everyone...at everything...

People would get sick of you, kill you, and eat your heart, hoping to consume your skill through munching on your body-pump.

Or you would get sick of being good at stuff and you'd turn into an apathetic bastard, and be some people would be all "hey, TheLameSauce, you could crack the code and find these terrorists and save some civilians" and you'd be all "unnnnnnn, I donwanna"

At 1/5/06 12:29 AM, deadafterall wrote: I'd like to be able to fly, so i won't have to waste money on a car and I can get to places faster.

They'd sue you for flying, (South Park plot stealing) because you would be competition to airlines. And the only way to pay it off, would be to wear a saddle and have people ride you to destinations.

Or, you'd fly into the stratosphere(?) and choke/your lungs would freeze.

At 1/5/06 12:29 AM, -Inks- wrote: I want the power of time :O

Ahhh... well, I happen to know a dork who wasted 10 minutes of my time talking to me about a 'leet hack' that allowed you to make yourself to go very fast while everyone else went very slow. And when you were finished going fast, you'd 'lag hardcore' and slow down, to maintain balance within the time continuum.

Your 'Or' will come next, because I have to think about it a bit.

[CrimsonJesus]

I want to to have The Butterfly Effect.
Except no seizures.

[SuburbaniteHunter]

Pre-1990 Russia

It was a superpower. :P

[deadafterall]

At 1/5/06 12:29 AM, deadafterall wrote: I'd like to be able to fly, so i won't have to waste money on a car and I can get to places faster.

They'd sue you for flying, (South Park plot stealing) because you would be competition to airlines. And the only way to pay it off, would be to wear a saddle and have people ride you to destinations.

Or, you'd fly into the stratosphere(?) and choke/your lungs would freeze.

Well i ain't flying so high that i can't see people. I'd stay a healthy range above things but not even more than 300 hundred feet in the air. And i doubt that anything from South Park would ever happen, and i'm sure there's no law saying that someone can't fly on their own. It's when i take people to places that i'd be acting like the airlines

HO-DAMN! I shoot down your post that was supposed to shoot me down!!

PWNAGE!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11!1!1

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 1/5/06 12:29 AM, Jonas wrote: I'd like to be able to post better topics on the BBS.

What was that? The power to contract cancer with a simple snap of your fingers?

At 1/5/06 12:30 AM, Klacid wrote: 'invincibility'

Ok, Superman's weakness was kryptonite, yours is not being fisted.

At 1/5/06 12:30 AM, Sanjay wrote: I don't want super powers.

if I did have a super power, the government would eventually find out and they would sieze me and make my life a complete nightmare.

Okay.

At 1/5/06 12:31 AM, El_Capitan wrote: I'd like the power to stop time or fast forward it, like viewtiful joe

Ok, that guys power I didn't give an 'or' to will just go here, but from now on, if a power is repeated, I'm just ignoring it. Anyway; everyone would call you overrated and just a 'copycat' of all those hip video games that incorporate the 'slo-mo' feature. And you'd be sad... or something.

At 1/5/06 12:32 AM, -ZENON- wrote: Id like my skin and all of my organs and everything to be made of metal, and i dont have to breathe to live.

Ruin away.

Alright, so what do you process for energy? Do you eat food? I'll just assume you do, so, you'd eat food, and you'd just secrete hydrochloric acid somehow to digest food, but you wouldn't be able to absorb it in any way. So you'll 'starve'.

Or people would get so sick of you making pun-jokes like 'hey guys, look, look at this I've got Iron Lungs/Balls of Steel/Mind like a steal trap/Pipes' that they'd throw you into a river and let you sink.

[Jonas]

At 1/5/06 12:48 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote:

At 1/5/06 12:29 AM, Jonas wrote: I'd like to be able to post better topics on the BBS.

What was that? The power to contract cancer with a simple snap of your fingers?

I don't follow.

[Wardawn]

I'd like to have the power to ruin the person who ruins other superpowers.

Also, have 4 hour conversations and never speak again :(

[Innocence-Lost]

th turn invisible when ever i want

[Dill0n]

be able to turn my fist into all of the newground levels :D

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 1/5/06 12:32 AM, Newgrundling wrote: I would want the power to control what Bill Murray experiences in Groundhog Day.

Shoot. Ok, I'll do my best.

The movie would end and your powers would dissipate. And they'd have to make keep making sequels for you to have any sway over events that would normally be beyond your control. And the sequels would be huge box-office flops. And eventually they'd be so bad, they'd have to get a new actor to play Bill Murray, and then they'd make an animated t.v. show out of it. It'd just be horrible.

At 1/5/06 12:36 AM, SmlieyGuy wrote: I want to to have The Butterfly Effect.
Except no seizures.

You'd go back in time and just out of spite, kick some pregnant lady in the womb. Yeah time paradox, it's lame, I know. Let me think....

Ok, so you'd go back in time, and get the winning lottery numbers, and then come back, and then you'd do that about 5 times. So then after much exploring of your character, and lots of you staring at a wall wishing 'oh, my life is so hollow' with a sappy and self-pitious look. And then you'd discover that money can't buy happiness and then you'd find out that you were actually just in some Disney movie exploring hypothetical situations in a way that teaches kids not to be greedy and immoral.

Or Micheal J. Fox would hit you with his car and would be all 'Think McFly! Think! What do we do with the body?!"

[Fedges]

telekenisis

ruin that bitch

[CleverNickname]

I would be a vampire.

It's kinda obvious how to beat it, but still, being a vampire is awesome!

[Mayhem-N-Bedlam]

I'd like to either A) shoot a laser from my cock and my balls will glow when its empty
or B) shoot spageiti out of my fingertips

[Innocence-Lost]

At 1/5/06 01:17 AM, Mayhem_N_Bedlam wrote: I'd like to either A) shoot a laser from my cock and my balls will glow when its empty
or B) shoot spageiti out of my fingertips

hahahaha better yet have cocks for fingers so you can bang 11 chicks at one time and shoot 11 lasers at one time

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 1/5/06 12:44 AM, SuburbaniteHunter wrote: Pre-1990 Russia
It was a superpower. :P

ARRR, your ach-enemy The Marshall Plan, and some other plan I can't remember, also, you'd find out that you had a surogate mother, and you'd be telling someone something about it, and the Americans would overhear the conversation, and would get all indignant and go 'well, we can have our own surrogate something! And after much deliberation, they'd decide to have surrogate wars, and you'd be vanquished.

At 1/5/06 12:45 AM, deadafterall wrote: Well i ain't flying so high that i can't see people. I'd stay a healthy range above things but not even more than 300 hundred feet in the air. And i doubt that anything from South Park would ever happen, and i'm sure there's no law saying that someone can't fly on their own. It's when i take people to places that i'd be acting like the airlines

I was going to say something about tampons, Red Bull, but bleh, you'd just simply get air born diseases.

PWNAGE!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11!1!1

Yes. Leprosy is air born. Looks like your wings will just fall off.

At 1/5/06 12:51 AM, Jonas wrote: I don't follow.

It has a lot to with me trying to make a witty retort, and even more with me not being funny.

At 1/5/06 12:53 AM, Wardawn wrote: I'd like to have the power to ruin the person who ruins other superpowers.

Also, have 4 hour conversations and never speak again :(

Uhhhh... I'll have to sit on this one for a while.

At 1/5/06 12:56 AM, Zombie_Dev wrote: th turn invisible when ever i want

Someone would try so hard to explain why you turn invisible via horrible, non-sensical fluff about 'bending-light' or that one with Kevin Bacon, that you would.... well, you would just you know. Join Green Peace. No worse fate than that.

Or you'd get hit with trucks, tar and feather trucks (respectively) and then contract the avian flu from the feathers. And some people would gather around you and make all sorts of funny jokes at your expense.

At 1/5/06 12:56 AM, Dill0n wrote: be able to turn my fist into all of the newground levels :D

You'll just die in your sleep.

I'm a little disappointed no one has chosen 'running really fast' yet, that's one I wouldn't have to do such a piss-poor job of making up.

[noob]

i would like to creat a a wallet that has an endless supply of money

[TheLameSauce]

At 1/5/06 01:23 AM, shObi wrote: i would like to creat a a wallet that has an endless supply of money

i changed my mind...i want the power of taking his wallet...

[El-Sammo]

At 1/5/06 12:30 AM, Sanjay wrote: I don't want super powers.

if I did have a super power, the government would eventually find out and they would sieze me and make my life a complete nightmare.

you mean the government dont do that to you anyway?

[Innocence-Lost]

At 1/5/06 01:20 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote:

At 1/5/06 12:56 AM, Zombie_Dev wrote: th turn invisible when ever i want

Someone would try so hard to explain why you turn invisible via horrible, non-sensical fluff about 'bending-light' or that one with Kevin Bacon, that you would.... well, you would just you know. Join Green Peace. No worse fate than that.

Or you'd get hit with trucks, tar and feather trucks (respectively) and then contract the avian flu from the feathers. And some people would gather around you and make all sorts of funny jokes at your expense.

nce refrence to the X-Files there but i would only use my power to sneak into to the womens locker room at the gym the women that go to my gym are hot

but still really lame ways of trying to ruin my power because i wont be stupid enough to walk in to the middle of a street or go outside while useing my power