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Posted at: 1/3/06 01:20 PM
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this actually worked for me seriously
i quoted nickelback(yeah yeah let the flaming begin) the song i cannot rember the name exactly but it says
your my missippi princess your my calafornia queen a duchess from detroit and every city in between
man the chikc went wild right wen i said that and my dick is still sore
Why, hello... I am RKthrilla's alt.. Whats that you say.. No I will not dry hump you...
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:21 PM
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boo yah! score 1 for quotes
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:22 PM
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You've got something on your lip. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, it's just bullshit.
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How fat was she?
I mean, considering your looks.
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At 1/3/06 01:20 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: this actually worked for me seriously i quoted nickelback(yeah yeah let the flaming begin) the song i cannot rember the name exactly but it says your my missippi princess your my calafornia queen a duchess from detroit and every city in between man the chikc went wild right wen i said that and my dick is still sore
good for you man but i must point out some mistakes
mississippi not missippi chick not chikc
that is all
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:26 PM
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At 1/3/06 01:22 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: How fat was she? I mean, considering your looks.
Heh, I was thinking the same thing.
Buddhist I want your babies.
i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.
At 1/3/06 01:22 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: How fat was she?
not that fat at all
and what do you mean? so im an ugo so what looks arnt every thing
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:29 PM
At 1/3/06 01:26 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: At 1/3/06 01:22 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: How fat was she?not that fat at all
Ah, so she was blind then.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:34 PM
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my little sis likes nickleback
damn, that band isnt THAT good they dont even have a music video on MTV
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:35 PM
At 1/3/06 01:29 PM, -Revenant- wrote: At 1/3/06 01:26 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: At 1/3/06 01:22 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: How fat was she?not that fat at allAh, so she was blind then.
no she wasnt and she wanst drunk, druged, or a hooker or any other means of forceing her to do it in fact she did it to me =D
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:36 PM
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She might be a mute, so that means he took her by force!
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At 1/3/06 01:36 PM, Shadow-LS wrote: She might be a mute, so that means he took her by force!
Or he's just flat-out lying, I'd put my money on that.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:38 PM
At 1/3/06 01:36 PM, -Revenant- wrote: At 1/3/06 01:36 PM, Shadow-LS wrote: She might be a mute, so that means he took her by force!Or he's just flat-out lying, I'd put my money on that.
I guess you're right, he masturbated too much, It has melted his brain!
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:39 PM
no im not if i am let god smite me with his mighty powers of lightning right now
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:40 PM
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I believe you, especially when you have no proof.
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Posted at: 1/3/06 01:41 PM
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I wouldn't want a girl who gives up for that.
Watch me waste cyberspace. Hell is a cold place, and I already have blue lips.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:42 PM
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You forgot the part where you put cloroform on a rag, then shoved it on her face.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:44 PM
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Lol. Nickelback.
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Posted at: 1/3/06 01:45 PM
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At 1/3/06 01:42 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: You forgot the part where you put cloroform on a rag, then shoved it on her face.
Thats the best way...
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:46 PM
At 1/3/06 01:20 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: my dick is still sore
Stop fapping!
EL OH EL
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:50 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHA
At 1/3/06 01:34 PM, dragonhunter2 wrote: my little sis likes nickleback damn, that band isnt THAT good they dont even have a music video on MTV
Their Canadian so i like them... Oh and this guys story is bullshit... Wait... no I am wrong. She was drunk.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:51 PM
At 1/3/06 01:46 PM, Shadow-LS wrote: At 1/3/06 01:20 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: my dick is still soreStop fapping! EL OH EL
i havent masturbated in like 3 days and i am tender with my self i dont rough back it so hard
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:52 PM
At 1/3/06 01:51 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: At 1/3/06 01:46 PM, Shadow-LS wrote: At 1/3/06 01:20 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: my dick is still soreStop fapping! EL OH ELi havent masturbated in like 3 days and i am tender with my self i dont rough back it so hard
Dude, don't tell me when.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:53 PM
Haha, fucking win.
At 1/3/06 01:51 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: i havent masturbated in like 3 days and i am tender with my self i dont rough back it so hard
Did we need to know that?
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:56 PM
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Her parents were overprotective and sheltered her, thus she was just waiting for any guy to fling out any cheesy show of interest in a mistaken impression that it was for affection rather than lust. Good job, you manipulative prick, you've picked a winner. You really deserve each other.
Posted at: 1/3/06 01:59 PM
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Haha, you're just a fat whiney emo kid, no one had sex with you when you quoted Nickleback. Shut up.
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Posted at: 1/3/06 02:00 PM
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Hmmm was she fat? Show us a pic of her!
Posted at: 1/3/06 02:03 PM
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well, i'm sure your mom is proud.
you know. for the 'giving her rough sex' part
Posted at: 1/3/06 02:05 PM
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"Hey hunny does this smell like cholorofom to you?" ">=]"
Also dude, if you didnt want to be ripped to pieces by people, dont post about how some girl thought you were some romantic casonova because you can recite lyrics from...nickelback. *chuckles* nickelback, oh dear....
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