What don't I like? Everything.
And I couldn't less give 2 shits if I havn't published a flash here, that doesn't make any differance. The movies are not fun to watch, I could care less how much work went into them. Since you're all most likely too immature to imply this without me directly stating it I will do just that:
The Creator of the Bitey of Brackenwood series has amazing, authentic talent. The series is very, very obviously labored over for many hours and has alot of work poured into it by a talented man. However, that doesn't change the fact that THESE movies do suck.
No, they don't have storylines or plots, sorry guys, there isn't a single spoken line in any of them. You could try an argument for silent films but I'll just smack you down there as well, silent films rely on physical expressions, emotions and cinematography to get their point across. You can not have such things in imagined, artificially created characters like these, it simply won't work.
What he's done is given you something nice to look at. That's great, but something good to look at isn't nearly enough. Want some proof? Buy an Xbox. The whole system is crap because the games focus on graphics instead of gameplay. Sorry guys, it's true, DoA series is a terrible fighter comared to others because instead of balancing they try to improve their graphics. Halo is less fun than PC shooters with much worse graphics, etc, you see where this goes.
Like gameplay in a game, real, true flash videos need some substance beyond just animation. This series simply doesn't deliver.
I'm guessing a good number of you ignorantly assume that I simply don't know what I'm talking about, or rather am out of my mind to some degree. Why do you think this? I'm questioning your opinion so you have to resort to degrating my character to keep your opinion intact? I can hate this all I want, that shouldn't affect you at all. Don't reply back with ignorant flames obviously overcompensating for your malinformed opinions, if you really want to take issue with what I have to say then deal with what I'm saying, not who you think I am.
It doesn't matter that I havn't submitted any Flash videos, I'm a coder not an animator, I know this and hence don't solo flash projects.
It doesn't matter that I insulted something you like.
None of that matters.
Respond to what I'm saying. I don't like this series because I don't find it entertaining. I don't find it entertaining because it lacks nearly every element of a good movie besides animation.
No, the dumbass comment about plot does NOT count. When the plot for 3 movies totalling over 10 minutes can be summed up in less than 20 words you know somethings wrong.
-You also hate Legendary Frog: Yes, I sure do. The only times he's ever funny are when someone else is doing something for him. FFRemix, the song isn't his, the only thing that's funny about that flash is the song. All the compilations he's in, his parts are terrible. No, I don't like him, he sucks at animating and I don't think he's funny.
-You'll never be as good as (Author): I'm in no way an aspiring flash artist. If I was, I'd be working instead of giving social commentary. I chose to comment on the Bitey series out of all of them because it has the least reason to be popular. Hence my posts.
-But... but... it has plot/storyline/whatever: No, it does not. You can say stupid things like "There's monsters jumping around in a forest, that's storyline" but it simply isn't. Sorry, not satisfactory, try again. First of all to have a plot you need defined characters. What the hell is Bitey? What do you even really know about him? Nothing. You know what he looks like and what his surroundings look like. That is all. The series does NOT have these elements, admit it.
-He has had the #1 slot for along time with all his animations: I don't care. By simple statistics the majority will always rule polls, and the majority are normally complete morons, like some of the people responding to this thread or the people who thing pretty animation should beat much better, well constructed Flash that have all the correct cinema elements to be a story. I could care less if everyone in america got down on their knees, bowed to the author and offered to give him a hummer, that doesn't mean he's good. In fact, popular things OFTEN suck, have you heard popular music? It's all garbage. Check out the underground scene.
-You're just looking for attention: If I was looking for attention I would have mindlessly flamed something and anyone oposing my opinions. I'm trying to open a discussion.
-Have you ever made a flash movie before?: Yes, but like I said I'm not a very good animator, I work better with code. Before some dumbass tries to bust out elementary yard psychology, no, being a coder has nothing to do with not liking the animation of the series. If you're really stupid enough to read what I've said and still think I dislike the series for a yet-unknown reason that needs to be determained by your analysis, save it. I don't like the movies, I've said why.
-But it's the best: No, it's not. It's the best animated. It's far from the best. If you were to rate newgrounds flash based on differant catagories Bitey series would be in the hundreds, never peaking above it. Flash like The Ultimate Showdown that bring together good music, comedy and animation would be taking the #1-50 slots.