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At 1/1/06 07:03 PM, SiLvErShOt10 wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Lancaster, PA

You're Jebidiah, a crazed young amish kid. Jeb decides to 'go gay*' and joins an amish based crime ring. Jeb asspires to take over Lancaster County, and some of the surrounding area. He is prepared to build the finest amish paradise the world has seen; no matter who gets in his way...

Well, I have some box art. Look here!

:D Tell me how you like it! >.<

Grand Theft Auto : Montreal City bitches!
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Such signs can be found as :
"No parking Mon-Fri 8 A.M. - 9 P.M. except Wednesday 3 A.M. - 3 15 A.M. from Feb to July"

[So... no parking right?]
"No turning on red lights on the whole island"

[True pain in the ass.]
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A city where you will be in the middle of a gang war for the control of the city:
The blue collar union vs The union busters of Gérard Tremblay.

[Damn them construction workers.]
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A city where the crime is controlled by a powerful mafia:
Our hero is at the Montréal casino as Loto-Québec goons stop him in his tracks armed with baseball bats "You, before you can get out of here, you're gonna spend all your money ar the slot machines, got it?"

[Either they really need the money or they're greedy bastards.]
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A city where the police is always alert:
Our hero's vehicle is stopped by a cop, filled with arms and drugs.
Policeman : "Well I believe you're in deep shit."
Hero: "Listen, those weapons and drugs aren't mine!"
Policeman: "Nevermind that, I'm arresting you for turning at a red light!"

[Yup, can't turn at a red light in Montréal.]
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A city where you got to work hard for making money:
Our hero is at the liberal party office of Québec.
PLQ worker: Here's a 500 000$ check from the government, go deposit it, make a 300 000$ for me and another 10 000$ for Canada's liberal party.
Hero: And the rest of the money?
PLQ worker: Those are your honoraries! I know that 190 000$ is a little, sorry.

[Wow, sponsor scandals sure pay well!]
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A city where a car chase can turn real bad:
Our hero stands in front of a car wreck still burning.
Hero: Wow, they play hard here! Was it the street gangs? The mafia? The police?
Witness: Nope, potholes!
[Trust me, there are plenty all across Quebec]
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A city where the lethal risks don't take place in the streets:
Our hero is knocked out at a hospital bed as the doctor diagnosts
Doctor: Was he put in for a grave injury?
Nurse: No, for an in-grown nail, but he catched the flesh-eating bacteria in the waiting room.
[Long waits can be lethal... literally!]
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All that in Grand Theft Auto : Montréal City!

With the successful soundtrack : I like the streets of Montréal by 50 cents feat. D.J. Youppi! [Expos mascot - baseball]

I forgot to say why there was an asterik after 'go gay'. It's there, because it is a term...

*go gay: (verb) To go gay, is to become accepting of modern objects, or to give up some previous amish beliefs, to use modern objects, like cars, computers, etc.

grand theft auto: chavs

u live on a council estate u have little money so u must go and do things 2 get money i.e beat up kids, go trick or treating n january and steal as many ice creams from lil kids as u can, ur hood is the town which consits of mc donalds jjb's sport and the fakes, ur mission is to grow more than 4ft and have as many fake rolexs as u can

Anyone else?

Didn't do a witty post to get it into the shadows >_>

At 1/1/06 07:00 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Streets of L.A.

Then the next one would be

Grand Theft Auto: New York City.

And they both will suck.

At 1/1/06 08:19 PM, Lord_Bob wrote:

At 1/1/06 07:00 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Streets of L.A.

Then the next one would be

Grand Theft Auto: New York City.

And they both will suck.

Hay! You stole teh True Crimes!

lol

duh!

grand thefo auto: your mom

0o0o0o0o0o0o0!!!!

Grand Theft Auto: Rancho Cucamonga

Boxart

Description: Same shit, different city.

Grand Theft Auto: Generic City

You play as some Italian guy, who recently came back to town. Try to establish yourslef by killing people with arrows over their head and escorting people in tedious driving missions. Then, all hell breaks loose when you get betrayed/betray someone else.

Grand Theft Auto: The Moon

You are Lance Armstrong. You get out of your ship, and walk around, but you realize there's nothing to do on the moon, so you go home. The End.

At 1/1/06 07:00 PM, -munchies wrote:

At 1/1/06 06:59 PM, trashcanman wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Nice City
"hello, friend!!!"

Where you kill people with love and hugs.

HARDCORE.

D

At 1/1/06 08:31 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Generic City

You play as some Italian guy, who recently came back to town. Try to establish yourslef by killing people with arrows over their head and escorting people in tedious driving missions. Then, all hell breaks loose when you get betrayed/betray someone else.

OMG! I am going to buy that as soon as it comes out. When does it come out? Do you have a link to its box art?

I still think that GTA: Lancaster, PA looks good.

At 1/1/06 06:56 PM, viverrine wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Traffic Jam

soooo stolen frm decline

Grand Theft Auto: Horny Dog Rapist

I think the title speaks for itself

At 1/1/06 08:34 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote: Grand Theft Auto: The Moon

You are Lance Armstrong. You get out of your ship, and walk around, but you realize there's nothing to do on the moon, so you go home. The End.

Aww shucks, I thought there would be moon people there :(

Grand theft auto : STAR WARS

You start out as some mail guy or something and all you hve is like a crappy broken blaster and you eventually work your way to to using lights sabers and stuff. Instead of having 3 citys you need to unlock, you have three planets. You'll probobly also have a light side/ dark side desicion making stuff like in KOTOR. Yeah. And you hijacked snow speeders and x-wings a tie fighters and AT-ATs and AT-STs and AT-watevers. Yeah that would be awesome. The last mission of the light side would be killing the emperor so you can jack the death star and blow it up, and the last dark side mission would be to go on each planet, kill all the jedis on that planet, then kill the boos jedi( first planet luke, 2nd planet obi-wan, 3rd planet (of course) yoda.) That would be awesome. I would buy that in like 2 secends if it really came out.

At 1/1/06 08:37 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Horny Dog Rapist

I think the title speaks for itself

Wouldn't that be a mission?

"Hey! That guy's raping my dog! Kill him for me!"

You must persue the guy as he rapes neighborhood dogs along the way and shoot the crap out of him.

Reward: A nice crisp 20$!

Grand Theft Auto: Gangs of Liberty City
You're a angry irishman who must avenge your father's death in the streets of 19th-century Liberty City. Run numbers for other gangs and ultimately establish one of you're own. Visit bars and whore houses at your own leasure and steal jalopies. Buy muskets and flint handguns and cause mass riots. But be careful to not get into too much trouble and bring out the union soldiers.

At 1/1/06 07:51 PM, SiLvErShOt10 wrote:

At 1/1/06 07:03 PM, SiLvErShOt10 wrote: Grand Theft Auto: Lancaster, PA

You're Jebidiah, a crazed young amish kid. Jeb decides to 'go gay*' and joins an amish based crime ring. Jeb asspires to take over Lancaster County, and some of the surrounding area. He is prepared to build the finest amish paradise the world has seen; no matter who gets in his way...

Well, I have some box art. Look here!

D Tell me how you like it! >.<

thats effin awesome! Could you give me a blank box? If its possible, so i can put it on paint or somthing and make my own?

GTA: Medieval Times

grand theft auto : little kids suck

your jimmy o'conner and you hate little kids that whine like the little bitches they are so you join up with the mafie and kill them
the end

Grand Theft Auto: Pro Choice.

Your job is too kill all people who are pro choice for anything! self explanatory!

Grand Theft Auto: prauge

Grand Theft Auto: Grocery Shopping Spree

You are Leo, a guy shopping for his girlfriend. Go around buying, arguing down the prices, and stealing from old women, stealing anyone's purse who gets in your way.

GTA: Glasgow.

Work for Ned gangs panning in Corner Shop windows, mugging folk, fighting rival gangs, spraypainting stuff and other things. Includes such *cough, cough* beautiful locations such as, sockey hall street, the gorbles, buchannan street and Drumchapel. Weapons include- spraypaint, baseball bats, knives, planks of wood with nails in them and brass knuckles.

Grand Theft Auto: Beanerville.

No description, just a shit load of vatos, mini bus drivers, mariachis and one big fucking ghetto.

Grand Theft Auto: Jack Thompson

Jack: Hey put down that uzi and lets learn about christianity!
CJ: Why gosh! Sure thing Jack!

Grand Theft Auto: ToonTown

Rockstar got tired of taking shit from Jack Tompson and Hillary. So They made Toontown Gta.
Yeah.