I was comfortably stoned, and quite drunk on my way home tonight, when I sat down at a bus stop.
That's where everything started to go wrong. This was straight out of the movies, I swear. Soo trippy.
Six cop cars go by, surrounding this Rec Centre park. One cop car stops at the corner, and with no sign of my bus, I want to know what's going on.
So, I'm acting quite sober to the cop, thinking things were alright when I ask him what all the cop cars were about. He looks at me and then suddenly remembers to ask me.
He says:
"Have you seen a blond guy with dreadlocks about your height?"
And I hadn't so I say "Sorry officer, I haven't, and I've been keeping an eye out for friends, so I would have noticed. By the way, officer, what are you searching for him for?"
He responds by saying THE WORST POSSIBLE THING:
"Oh, he's running around mugging people with a 2x4."
NOT COOL! I had to walk home through a nearby forest, and I was seeing this nut case everywhere!