Last night I was feeling terrible, my head was pounding, I was freezing/heating up, on the verge of puking, etc. I took two Ibuprofens, and they worked well enough for me to get to sleep, though I was still in pain. When I got up this morning, I still felt like shit. I used the thermometer, and it gave me a reading of 97.5. Now that can't be good. I proceeded to puke about five minutes later, and went back to bed. I wanted to go to my restaurant's New Years party, but of course that got thrown out. I think some douche must have sneezed in my double whopper on my way home from work yesterday, cause I was feeling fine before then. I haven't been sick for a long time, damn, it sucks. All I've eaten today was one brick of ramen and some spaghettios with toast. I could've been eating Shrimp Primavera, listening to live music and dancing. My mom bought me some Donald Duck orange juice (why is it called Donald Duck? Somebody, please explain) and this other juice, it's very strange. It's "Strawberry Banana Apple" juice. WTF? Why do these three have to be blended, they taste fine alone, but holy crap, it's really funky tasting.
This isn't the sickest I've ever been, of course. (I wouldn't be well enough to post about it.) The two sickest times I've been were the "Seiken Densetsu 3 incident" and a time when I had a fever of 103. The "Seiken Densetsu 3 incident" (Secret of Mana) was noteable because it was a completely out of the blue self destruction of my well being. There I was, playing on an snes emulator, eating some stir-fry in a bag, happy as can be. Then my intestines felt weird, but I figure it was just a diarrea attack lying in wait. So I went to the bathroom, unaware of the trials I was soon going to face. I sat and shat for 45 minutes. Then, I was horrified to feel that I had to puke. I puked, then shat some more. Then, I did both at once. It wouldn't stop for two more days. At the end of it all, I shat about 8 times, puked around 14 times; That's about three shits and five pukes per day. I didn't eat that stir-fry product again, nor did I play the game again. Unfortunately, my brother lost the disc he had with all the emulators and games on it, so now I'll probably never get to play it again.
Woe is me! 8(