The Gooch Christmas Milkshake.

[Gooch]

I'm sure most of you have seen that picture of me holding that big yellow cup to my mouth as if I was taking a drink of something. Well, that was a concoction I came up with for the holidays. It was one badass milkshake.

There's only one word that can describe this milkshake: Orgasmic.

So, if you want to have that long orgasm like none other, here's the recipe:

The Gooch Christmas Milkshake
Two or three large scoops of vanilla ice cream
A long squirt of chocolate syrup
Some Milk
A handful of chocolate chips
A couple of peppermints, or two mini candy canes, whichever's present at your house
Whipped Cream
Red and Green Christmas Sugar

Basically all that needs to be done is put the ice cream, chocolate syrup, milk, chocolate chips, and the peppermints in a blender and mix them up thoroughly. Then pour the shake into a cup and top it off with a spoonful of whipped cream and sprinkle red and green sugar on top of it.

The last part of achieving that orgasmic feeling is drink up and enjoy.

[aPiK]

no.

[asdfrasdfg]

Couple shots of spiced rum woulden't make it half bad, either.

I have to try that one of these days.

[StarF68]

You should have posted this before christmas. D:

Regardless of christmas or not, I shall obtain these ingrediants and try one. Sounds great. :D

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 12/30/05 04:36 AM, aPiK wrote: no.

Your'e no fun :-(

Does it have to be Vanilla ice cream? Or can I use Chocolate instead, cause there isn't any vanilla ice cream in the house.

[Kazzar]

I had to change some of the ingredients for the sake of..well.. just not having them, but from what I have tasted, it is indeed orgasmic.

[Soul-Blade]

That sounds like a good milkshake gooch, I am going to print this recipe out and try it.

[shadow699]

At 12/30/05 04:36 AM, aPiK wrote: yes

there. I fixed it for you.

[Nightmare333]

add a bit of jack daniels and thats the perfect drink

[Tw3rp0]

i clicked on this link thinking it would be a good story about a girls ass or something. instead of that its some stupid trading recipe thing, that sucks >:(

good drink though ;)

[LordXanthus]

Oh, thanks, Gooch. As if I'm not fat enough already.

[ExtraLife]

Folks...I bring you one fine lookin Bad Ass.

At 12/30/05 04:36 AM, aPiK wrote: no.

[Ben]

Where's the alchohol :s

[Ryan]

Milkshakes = Yum.

Yellow.

[XwaynecoltX]

Sounds good gooch but you sure you didnt get sick afterwards thats a hella lot of sugar and sweets :-)

~X~

[Redder]

You're going to hurt yourself!

[Andersson]

At 12/30/05 04:51 AM, LordXanthus wrote: Oh, thanks, Gooch. As if I'm not fat enough already.

Hahahahaha. XD

At 12/30/05 04:35 AM, -Gooch- wrote: So, if you want to have that long orgasm like none other, here's the recipe:

Hahaha, thank you for a good laugh, but I'll just go the Swedish way and eat snow.

[hankthehero]

Hmpph... I will have to try that! * Lols at Gooch*

[Gooch]

At 12/30/05 04:36 AM, aPiK wrote: no.

Yes. >:)

At 12/30/05 04:37 AM, Sir_Snark wrote: Couple shots of spiced rum woulden't make it half bad, either.

I have to try that one of these days.

Hmmm, rum. I don't know, man. Would it actually be that good with all that chocolate? I've never really had any alcohol with chocolate. My sister had one of those Applebee's Chocotinis a few days back, and she thought it was pretty good. I guess I'm going to have to try that the next time I have some rum lying around.

At 12/30/05 04:37 AM, StarF68 wrote: You should have posted this before christmas. D:

Haha, I know, I know. My digi-cam was acting like a bitch, so I couldn't exactly get it copied to my computer right away. The picture was taken before Christmas, so I guess that counts in a way. :P

Regardless of christmas or not, I shall obtain these ingrediants and try one. Sounds great. :D

Yeah, it doesn't have to really be around Christmas time. It's more of a year-round milkshake. My idea to make it though has originated around Christmas time, so it does have it's specialty.

At 12/30/05 04:38 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

Does it have to be Vanilla ice cream? Or can I use Chocolate instead, cause there isn't any vanilla ice cream in the house.

Sure you can. I guess if you did, it'd make it more sweet and chocolatey if you put in chocolate instead of vanilla. It's all good as long as you don't go to the extreme of using strawberry. :P

At 12/30/05 04:38 AM, Kazzar wrote: I had to change some of the ingredients for the sake of..well.. just not having them, but from what I have tasted, it is indeed orgasmic.

You know the feeling to, eh?

Awesome.

By the way, where the hell you been, man? Haven't seen you around here in a while.

At 12/30/05 04:39 AM, Soul_Blade wrote: That sounds like a good milkshake gooch, I am going to print this recipe out and try it.

Thanks. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. That might be hard to do that, since I enjoyed it immensely. I'm looking forward to your reaction of it, though. :)

At 12/30/05 04:39 AM, shadow699 wrote:

there. I fixed it for you.

Thanks buddy. :)

At 12/30/05 04:39 AM, Nightmare333 wrote: add a bit of jack daniels and thats the perfect drink

Again, I've never tried chocolate mixed with alcohol. The way it's been brought up in this thread though, I'm getting extremely curious about it.

At 12/30/05 04:47 AM, Tw3rp0 wrote: i clicked on this link thinking it would be a good story about a girls ass or something. instead of that its some stupid trading recipe thing, that sucks >:(

good drink though ;)

Haha. Well, whenever I post, it's not what people expect. I guess this is a good case of mistaken thread identity. ;)

At 12/30/05 04:51 AM, LordXanthus wrote: Oh, thanks, Gooch. As if I'm not fat enough already.

Haha, me either. :P

Just think of it as a Slim Fast. It'll make you lose weight instead of gain it if you have that mindset about it.

At 12/30/05 05:01 AM, -Hybrid- wrote: Where's the alchohol :s

Damn you people! That's the third person that's brought up the case of no alcohol. Now I'm getting even more curious about putting alcohol than I was before.

I guess if you want to try and put some alcohol in there, go for it. Let me know how it ends up turning out if and when you do.

At 12/30/05 05:02 AM, Marine237 wrote: Milkshakes = Yum.

Yellow.

Yellow milkshakes? :0

At 12/30/05 05:14 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Sounds good gooch but you sure you didnt get sick afterwards thats a hella lot of sugar and sweets :-)

~X~

Nahh, I don't think that was the cause. I bet the cause of it was hanging out a one of my friends' house a couple days after he ended up getting sick. That, and I don't think the Taco Bell I ate that Wednesday night helped matters any. That's probably the first thing I can attribute to me getting sick.

At 12/30/05 05:14 AM, Redder44 wrote: You're going to hurt yourself!

I'll make sure I keep my hand away from the blender blade. :P

At 12/30/05 05:39 AM, Andersson wrote:

At 12/30/05 04:35 AM, -Gooch- wrote:

Hahaha, thank you for a good laugh, but I'll just go the Swedish way and eat snow.

Mmmmmmmmmm. . . snow. I like eating snow, as long as it hasn't touched the ground, or it's not yellow. We all know how bad it tastes when it's yellow. :p

At 12/30/05 05:43 AM, hankthehero wrote: Hmpph... I will have to try that! * Lols at Gooch*

ROFL. I got lolled at. Nice.

[threesecondmaniac]

The Gooch Christmas Milkshake
Two or three large scoops of vanilla ice cream
A long squirt of chocolate syrup
Some Milk
A handful of chocolate chips
A couple of peppermints, or two mini candy canes, whichever's present at your house
Whipped Cream
Red and Green Christmas Sugar

2 Ejaculations of Penis Juice

[worm]

Sounds delectable. I must try this one day!

[Back-Door-Baron]

That does look mighty tasty, but I do agree that it needs a couple of shots of either vodka, Godiva liqueur (milk, white, or dark chocolate will do), non-spiced rum, or your favorite alcohol that will go with decadence like that.

But while we're at it, let me refer you to this thread and compare the irony of these two threads :)

[RedCircle]

fuck, that looks tasty as shit.

Guess who's stopping by the store on the way home from work.

[Revenant]

At 12/30/05 05:39 AM, Andersson wrote: Hahaha, thank you for a good laugh, but I'll just go the Swedish way and eat snow.

I'm still waiting for you to send me some of that damn snow.

This milkshake sounds rather tasty, I'll have to try making it sometime.

[TheMaster]

If only I had a blender....

[Charlotte]

At 12/30/05 04:35 AM, -Gooch- wrote: There's only one word that can describe this milkshake: Orgasmic.

I totally agree.

GoochIfuckinglovethismilkshake.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

i have whipped cream with a "hint" of rum according to the can

will that work?

i usually say spray cream rather that whipped cream

[EmpyreanMAULER]

YEA!!! SUUUGAR! come get some!! sounds like a tasty shake. i'll try that on a special occasion.

[UnremarkableBoy]

awww man im so thirsty now... *copies and prints recipe* off to make such a concoction i go!!!

awaaaaaaaaaaaay.........

[Gagne-1]

Looks tasty :P

But i think the sugar high you'd get from that would be too much to bear.