I had a look on that aristocrats joke website and I read this joke. Does anyone get it? Because I sure don't:
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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The whole family starts dancing in a circle as they sing "God Bless America". Suddenly the door opens and 10 black midgets enter the room. The father hands each one of them a knife and they start cutting off their dicks. They now dip them into a flaming bucket of gasoline. Meanwhile, the whole family droppes to their knees, pulling down their pants and the black midgets start fucking their assholes, vaginas and throats with their flaming dicks, while blood streams out of their crotches. (The dog is still singing "God Bless America" by the way.)
This goes on for about 20 minutes until finally the dog stops singing and instead starts biting the midgets legs off. The whole family now takes a flaming shit on the floor. Mom and Dad start to pick up the midgets legs (which are full of burning shit)and smash their kids around with them.
Suddenly Jesus descents from the sky on a yellow cloud made of pee and fries the midgets with lightening bolts that emerge from the sky. He then starts eating himself until theres nothing left of him. The family finally gets into a straight line, the guys and the dog jerk off to then cum all over the Agent and scream "YEHAW", while the girls tapdance in their own shit.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"