DanAbnormal Indeed.

[idle]

ATTENTION ALL BBS USERS.

I have some important information to part with, concerning the young chap DanAbnormal; information of the highest standing, which will be secret no longer.

Some of you may know DanAbnormal, some may not. To those who don't, I feel sorry for you, as only the blessed confer with DanAbnormal on the material plane.

"WHAT is this information?" you may be asking yourself.

You could also be thinking "STFU idle and just post your damn message without being such a long-winded shit".

Either way, I won't delay any longer. I have called you all here today to celebrate Mr Abnormal's BIRTHDAY!

Ok, so it's not technically his birthday until the 30th, BUT... its like half an hour until the 30th here in Australia, so thats damn close enough.

SO YEAH, DanAbnormal is kewl and junk, I hope he gets lots of presents.

[neobender6]

Happy birthday dan. *Tries to bite cake, but hurts teeth on computer screen*

[ArtistJ]

And here i was expecting something Abnormal about Dan.
ah well. happy birthday Normal Dan.

[Dead-Man-Inc]

Happy Nekkid Day

[Ben]

He must have done a lot of lilljimming to get this far in life.

Well done Dan.

[Revenant]

Merry christmas

[BlueFlameSkulls]

he'll be 17....what if he learns to drive!

omg i can see the news now!

[Charlotte]

Oh that's right, you crazy Aussies are 16 hours ahead.

Happy birthday Dan! : )

[blackrogue9]

Happy birthday Dan
[ i know too many dans...]

=D keep smiling

[Long-Distance-Runner]

I already had the inside info dorks! And I'v already been invited to he E-party!

[RUFUSthePENUS]

I don't know Dan but i never miss a chance to get some birthdaycake.
In Denmark we wave little flags, like the one in my sig, around on birthdays to celebrate.

Happy Birthday stranger.

[Mr-Pope]

Happy Birthday.

Keep on Trucking or summit.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/29/05 07:32 AM, The_One_Free_Man wrote: I already had the inside info dorks! And I'v already been invited to he E-party!

well he promised me 10 mintes of "dan time"

[DanAbnormal]

I thank you all rather lots.
The shite thing about my birth date is:

1) When people give me presents, they try and flog them to me for "christmas and birthday"
2) I can't have a party until like Jan/Feb cos people don't want to come to a party during the crimbo season.

BUT HEY. BE MERRY AND EAT PIECES OF MY CAKE.

[Ben]

YOu can now legally smoke, have sex and get married.

I propose you do all of these by the end of the week otherwise you are not a real man >:(

[Jinzoa]

Can i come to your party Dan?

[Britkid]

Happy smurfday Dan. Be sure to drive down here and give me a visit when you learn to drive...a car.

[TheMaster]

Happy Early Birthday Dan

[Britkid]

Oh yeah and Dan, get your ass on MSN. I don't know Mick's msn either, just get on it, k thanks.

[Nightmare333]

At 12/29/05 07:32 AM, The_One_Free_Man wrote: I already had the inside info dorks! And I'v already been invited to he E-party!

ORLY? With the E-Booze and E-Chicks? I'm in!

[Bou]

Happy birthday old man.

[Paranoia]

Happy birthday Abby.

did you have to choose the shit brown for that cake?

[Modjo]

Awesome.

Happy birthday you funny guy.

[McPaper]

At 12/29/05 07:26 AM, neobender6 wrote: Happy birthday dan. *Tries to bite cake, but hurts teeth on computer screen*

Happy Birthday from McPaper and John Prescott.

[Puzzled]

Fuck the Birthday that cake looks fucking good...

[bigexplosions]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!11!!1!!1!111!1!!!!!111!

*celebrates and the stuff like that*

[N-Antichrist]

Danabnormal doesn't post as much anymore, he's cool too :'(

[deckheadtottie]

Oh, Dan, this is a birthday of epic proportions. Seventenn years old, so close to being an adult, yet young enough to still be immature and get sent to a juvenile prison for murder.

I was introduced to Dan by cool_penguin_0, Dan was quite young at the time and naive about the Internet, he didn't fully grasp the concept and with that, came ignorance. But what I fundementally remember about Dan the most, was the fact that he got mugged by a bunch of gypos and, if I remember rightly, he got his bike stolen. I laughed for ages at this misfortune and made sure he never forgot it.

Of course, his name wasn't DanAbnormal back then, no, it was "Darkmaster2000". Possibly, in my opinion, the worst alias I have ever seen. It was quoted that I said "Darkmaster, a name so heinous it denotes death" and although it was a shit alias, I never doubted the despicable evil that was within this man.

As the months went by, Dan become more Internet savvy and would not get offended by what people said about him. He was fan of the popular "THE INTERNETZ IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS" [Later shortened to just "Internet"]. He would post amusing topics, which he stole the main bulk off from me, so he appeared funnier than he actually was. Alas, the time he spent with me turned him into a king, a champion of champions, if you will and he started to produce his own comedy gold; albeit, it was aimed to offened people, but doesn't all great comedy do that? Yes, sure it does.

Not only is Dan, a posting genius, but he is also dab-handy with, what people call in the business, Flash. The first I ever saw of Dan's work was "Krap Magick", a three minute video of FBF genius in which he made things disappear... and that. I recall watching it and thinking "This guy rips the shit out of -Knox-, then produces something WORSE". It was too late, though, I couldn't get over his charm, I knew we had a creative spark and there was nothing NG could do about it other sit there and be patient with this mentally handicapped little boy.

Recently, Dan created his best work yet Christmas: A documentary, which followed the likes of Santa around on his Christmas delivery. It was truly a great piece of work which was incredibly underrated. I saw that flash and thought "This sums Dan up perfectly, a great talent with a great sense of humour. It's such a shame only a handful of people were fortunate enough to see it."

It was just an absoloute coincidence that my university is in Harrow, where Dan happens to live. I must say, if there is one thing I have to say about Dan, is that he is the most unreliable person you'll ever meet (or not meet, in my case). Three times I turned up to see him and three times he didn't turn up. I was heart broken. My hero, DanAbnormal, had let me down. But it made me realise, maybe Dan wasn't the great man I perceived him to him, he was just a normal person who doesn't like being raped by strangers. Although, he has promised a meet-up one day, and when that epic day comes, it'll be a day to remember.

MSN conversations have been a major source of my DanAbnormalness and I have enjoyed about 12% of it. But I have mostly appeciated the singing. In which Dan and I sing our favourite songs and 100% hilarity ensues. Maybe one day someone will write a book about it, but until that day comes, I have my precious memories. Something no-one can take away. Well, maybe a degenerative disease could.

So, my parting words have come, and I know 99% of you haven't read a single word; but it doesn't matter, I love you all just the same.

Dan, have a blinding birthday.

[flukersback]

Edited by me just for you Dan ;)

Lots of <3
Cavaliers

[ArabFreak]

I know WAY too many people who were born during the 30th.

Happy birthday Dan <3