I Guess I'm A Fat Ass.
- Britkid
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Gooch, you have to show us a pic here dude. We can't make up our own mind without any evidence. Are you wide? Or just heavy? How tall are you?
Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.
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At 12/29/05 06:02 AM, Britkid wrote: Gooch, you have to show us a pic here dude. We can't make up our own mind without any evidence. Are you wide? Or just heavy? How tall are you?
There are like three pictures on the second page.
And he is friggin' huge, not fat. I'd hate to get in a fight with Gooch o_o
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At 12/29/05 06:19 AM, _Supreme_ wrote:At 12/29/05 06:02 AM, Britkid wrote: Gooch, you have to show us a pic here dude. We can't make up our own mind without any evidence. Are you wide? Or just heavy? How tall are you?There are like three pictures on the second page.
And he is friggin' huge, not fat. I'd hate to get in a fight with Gooch o_o
Hate it? I'd love it.... I like a challenge.
I'm 5' 11 and 284. Bring it Gooch, I'm ready for you!
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At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Because when everyone hears on here that I weigh over 300 pounds, they have to post saying that I'm fat.
I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.
wow what a fat ass...300 pounds? christ lose the weight get off ur stinking ass and stop eater all that dumn fudge....hmm i like fudge...give that fudge to me... ill finish it.
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you weigh 300 pounds?....well there are people on tv who weigh more and could flatten most people here with an ass cheak if provoked, so i am going to assume you could do the same thus not provoke you.
p.s if you unhappy with your weight try eating...*drum roll*.....non processed foods.
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KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
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Fat is sexy.
Not on you though...it distrubes me.
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A human being's scrotum should not comprise 1/3 of his body weight. I'd get that checked out if I were you.
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I wouldn't say you're fat. You look like you could kick my ass all over the place......Sir.
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At 12/29/05 06:27 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:
Hate it? I'd love it.... I like a challenge.
I'm 5' 11 and 284. Bring it Gooch, I'm ready for you!
I'm 6ft.2 315lbs. Lets have a triple threat match I'll put you little fellas through a table lol
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At 12/29/05 02:38 AM, deadafterall wrote: whew!!!
at least i ain't the fattest sucker here...
at the school i'm mostly known amoung my friends as that "fat kid"
haha. change your name on NG to that
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At 12/29/05 07:24 AM, Shrapnel wrote: A human being's scrotum should not comprise 1/3 of his body weight. I'd get that checked out if I were you.
Haha. You read that response to that one person, didn't you? :)
Well, I could've gotten a leg or two in there, you know. ^_O
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I know this thread is a joke, but I have to get this off my chest...
I hate it when people always use weight as the litmus test of whether or not they are obese. And BMI is a bunch of bullshit-- it does take it to the next step and factor in your height, but it's still based solely on weight and height! Doesn't the fact that they are almost spelled the same make people realize that they are just as useless in determining obesity?!?!
What we need to base obesity on is body fat percentage. I mean, seriously-- would you take someone who is 5'8" and weight 250 pounds as a fat-ass if you found out that their body fat percentage was around 7%?? Of course not! They are just super buff! All of their weight is muscle and very little of it is fat. Obese they are not.
The worst part about this is when girls get so crazy about their weight. My girlfriend is a fitness instructor and she knows that the weight she has is due to her muscle and not her fat... but she goes crazy everytime she steps on the scale! But she looks great! I think we should all forget about weight and just strive to keep our body fat percentage around 15% for guys, 20-25% for girls (they have boobs, you know). You can weigh whatever the fuck you want as long as your body fat percentage is around that area-- you're not obese, you're fit.
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how tall are you?
anyways, maybe you should go on a diet. probebly not healthy to be that weight, unless it is dew to muscles.
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Yes. . . . . "Slim Fast" Are you actually fat, or just big?
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When you stand up straight and look down, can you see your toes?
If not then yes you are fat.
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The only way to tell is if you take a picture of you shirtless. But then 90% of NGer's will call you gay for posting pics like that. Just becuase your 300 lbs doesn't make you obese, but the fact your tall and 300 lbs doesn't make you not fat either.
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At 12/29/05 06:30 AM, GenesisHell wrote:At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Because when everyone hears on here that I weigh over 300 pounds, they have to post saying that I'm fat.wow what a fat ass...300 pounds? christ lose the weight get off ur stinking ass and stop eater all that dumn fudge....hmm i like fudge...give that fudge to me... ill finish it.
I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.
Look at the pics. I think -Gooch- is a good weight for his height. No, Slim Fast is crap. Ask anyone who tried it. I bet they'll say it tasted awful. Get some spelling and grammar lessons too.
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Ah, -Gooch- you are not fat you are just big although excercise should make the belly a bit smaller or ummm...Slimfast.
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ur fat when u look like this. if not ur big boned or havent grown into ur body yet
Gooch, I had no idea you were a fatty fat my fatter fat. Fatty pants.
Hey everyone, look at the fatty. You fatty. Your so fat that when a fat person looks at you, they say "DAMN THATS ONE FAT FATTY FAT FATTER FAT."
All seriousness aside, people are idiots.
Fat.
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At 12/29/05 02:19 PM, ElectroMagnetic wrote: Look at the pics. I think -Gooch- is a good weight for his height. No, Slim Fast is crap. Ask anyone who tried it. I bet they'll say it tasted awful. Get some spelling and grammar lessons too.
You lose, sir, because Slim Fast is excellent.
DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
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At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, Silver-Scythe wrote: haha......fat boy.
haha.......fag boy.




