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At 12/29/05 02:35 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Gotta see some pictures Gooch.

Here's a good one...lol

At 12/29/05 02:38 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Let's go share a box of dounts or something. :P

I prefer deep fried Mars bars : D

Hey Gewch!

We don't have any pictures of you below the waist!

Put some pants on and show us your true form if you dare.

At 12/29/05 02:46 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: Hey Gewch!

We don't have any pictures of you below the waist!

Put some pants on and show us your true form if you dare.

Pants are overrated. . .

I prefer shorts.

Personally, if I hadn't of heard that, I would've never guessed.

You've got height though, so it evens things out, if people would care to factor that. :P

But anyways, I would've never guessed over the low 230's range from any pictures I've seen. :\

At 12/29/05 02:48 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Pants are overrated. . .

I prefer shorts.

lol u iz holdin ur penis with a cup over it

OMG D:

What are you 7 feet tall??

At 12/29/05 02:48 AM, -Gooch- wrote:

Pants are overrated. . .

I prefer shorts.

Has anyone ever told you that you often have that "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and dump your body in the river" look in your eyes?

At 12/29/05 02:51 AM, F00D wrote: What are you 7 feet tall??

Bascially anywhere between six-four and six-six. Fuck it, we'll just say about six-foot-five. I don't even know the last time I was measured for height, but I remember it saying about 6'4" 1/2.

At 12/29/05 02:46 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:

At 12/29/05 02:38 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Let's go share a box of dounts or something. :P

I prefer deep fried Mars bars : D

Ahem.

At 12/29/05 02:51 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

Has anyone ever told you that you often have that "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and dump your body in the river" look in your eyes?

It wasn't exactly put into those terms, but yes I have. Then there's the case of Moloko who said I have those giant crack eyes.

For a thread about my eyes, click the link.

OMG =0

At 12/29/05 02:53 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:

Ahem.

Man, it looks like a turd covered with cocaine. :P

But yeah, I know what you mean. Haven't had one personally, but I must say I've always thought about trying one. I just can't find anybody around my town that sells Mars Bars, though.

Guess I'll have to try some deep-fried Twinkies that I've heard about every so often.

At 12/29/05 02:38 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Let's go share a box of dounts or something. :P

Let me have one.

He doesn't look fat at all to me; just a big guy. And I thought ladies liked bigger men. ;)

You play football in high school/college, Gooch?

Has anyone ever told you that you often have that "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and dump your body in the river" look in your eyes?

its more like a im gonna stab you in the eye and put my dick in it...but its just a thought

Gooch, from those pictures, I'd say you're far from what I'd call fat.
You've got a bit of tubbiness to you, but at 300 pounds and six and a half feet, who doesn't?
o_o You look like a tamer version of the Big Show from WWE. Without the boobs.

Too many pies, that's your problem.

But really, don't get mad that bbs homos keep calling you fat. The only reason you posted this was to be reassured.

Or not.

But it's okay, more folds are more fun. See you at 11:00, big boy.

At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Because when everyone hears on here that I weigh over 300 pounds, they have to post saying that I'm fat.

you should'nt be so negatve about you're weight

I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.

I guess so

nah your just a big guy your not fat but hey fat people are jolly and jolly people are coll and funny so theres a plus.

your a fat shit

hey guy's is it just me or if you scwink youre eye a lil bit gooch looks like jon heidenreich

At 12/29/05 03:08 AM, shadow699 wrote:

I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.

I guess so

I guess not.

At 12/29/05 03:09 AM, Silver-Scythe wrote: your a fat shit

*You're

Everyone who's read this thread so far, these are two prime examples right here.

At 12/29/05 03:13 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Everyone who's read this thread so far, these are two prime examples right here.

At 12/29/05 03:08 AM, shadow699 wrote:

I guess so

I think this one had a touch of sarcasm and a bit of just-not-caring-to-do-anything-but-agreein
gness.

At 12/29/05 03:09 AM, Silver-Scythe wrote: your a fat shit

We can all tell this guy is a friggin genius.

Does anybody who knows anything call you fat?

You're definately not fat Gooch. I would have never guessed you were 300 lbs. I'm guesing you play a lot of sports/exercise, so muscle mass plays a big factor in there. I think a lot of guys nowadays pay WAY too much attention to their weight. <3

At 12/29/05 02:48 AM, -Gooch- wrote:

At 12/29/05 02:46 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: Hey Gewch!

We don't have any pictures of you below the waist!

Put some pants on and show us your true form if you dare.

Pants are overrated. . .

I prefer shorts.

yeah, you're just A big guy... atleast your not short and Fat... :)

Nude pics please KTHNXBAI

At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Because when everyone hears on here that I weigh over 300 pounds, they have to post saying that I'm fat.

I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.

you'd be surprised with those slim fasts man. I had one once, it really fills you up. But even you couldnt drink 5. I'd be willing to wager money on it. Any more than two in a row would really have you begging for mercy.

And shit, Ive never even weighed 300 lbs, closest i ever got was 260; but then again I'm not a lumbering Giant like yourself.
I know a couple of guys around your size who go to school in Iowa, and before college they were like 330, but now, thanks to the 30 beers a night they each drink, they are pushing 400. Its not a matter of how much you weigh, its a matter of how out of shape you are.

At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Because when everyone hears on here that I weigh over 300 pounds, they have to post saying that I'm fat.

I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.

How much is that in kilograms? About a hundred?
Anyways i would expect anybody that moderated NG to be at least slightly overweight.
Don't let it get you down. If it reallt bother you just exercise, and FFS don't drink that Slimfast(Tm) crap.

Wait... DId you hear something!?

At 12/29/05 02:34 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Because when everyone hears on here that I weigh over 300 pounds, they have to post saying that I'm fat.

I guess I'm fat, everyone. Maybe I should go drink a Slim Fast or five.

did you tell them you're also a giant? you prolly steps on azns all day. dont hurt Li :(