Whats the best line to give my g/f

[Claybird]

Whats the best pick up line to give my girlfriend?

[MisterSambert]

why would you need a pick up line if she your girlfriend?

[Dry-Ice]

At 12/29/05 01:52 AM, Claybird wrote: Whats the best pick up line to give my girlfriend?

Kinda defeats the purpose if she's already your girlfriend.

[TheLameSauce]

At 12/29/05 01:52 AM, Claybird wrote: Whats the best pick up line to give my girlfriend?

theyre only your girlfriend after youve picked them up...and now you know...

[bigbadron]

if she's you "girlfriend," why do you need a pick up line?

[HAQnSPITT]

Why would you need a pick up line if she's already your girlfriend? You should be past that stage now.

[Shaun]

At 12/29/05 01:52 AM, Claybird wrote: Whats the best pick up line to give my girlfriend?

if she is already your girlfriend you dont need a line.
she is already picked up.
i feel so sorry for you.
and her, mostly her.

[LOLIMKEWL]

How is she your girlfriend if your trying to pick her up. You defy logic.

[Claybird]

Like just to make her love you more

[Mustache-Man]

Hey you nappy ass bitch, put you sick ass lips on my cock, or ill give you a black eye, you skanky pirate whore.

[Jercurpac]

If she's already your girlfriend why are you bothering with cheesy pick-up lines. You've already gotten to the end result, there is no need to be redundant.

[coldfire1]

Whatever you do, NO PICKUP LINES!!! Trust me, you'll regret it. They HATE that.

[Fuck-You]

tell her : get on my dick or get ready to get laced.

[Gooch]

At 12/29/05 01:54 AM, Claybird wrote: Like just to make her love you more

You're too heavy to try and pickup the first time, so I need another line to pick you up again.

[Rhabdophobia]

At 12/29/05 01:54 AM, Claybird wrote: Like just to make her love you more

"I bet you can't love me as much as I love you, we will make it a competition"

[bigbadron]

the first 7 replies made this thread.

[wwwyzzerdd]

Git me a goddamn sammich woman!

romantic

[Shaun]

At 12/29/05 01:54 AM, Claybird wrote: Like just to make her love you more

you dont want her to love you more.
use her then lose her.
your only young.

[LadyGrace]

Why do you need to use a line if she's already your girlfriend?

[TheLameSauce]

At 12/29/05 01:54 AM, Claybird wrote: Like just to make her love you more

tell her you have lots of money and a cool foreign car in an accent...then do some magic tricks and buy here some prime rib...youre in like flint...

[psychomonkeyparade]

"Suck my fucking cock now you lowly whore, and no tricks either, or I'll ass-rape you with a deer rifle."

Works every time.

[Dry-Ice]

At 12/29/05 01:55 AM, bigbadron wrote: the first 7 replies made this thread.

Completly.
Oh and by the way, You're getting a bit slow off the mark.

[Chingo-Bling]

At 12/29/05 01:52 AM, Claybird wrote: Whats the best pick up line to give my girlfriend?

THE BEST LINE EVER
"If I said you had a nice body" get closer at this point "would you hold it against me?"

From Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

[MisterSambert]

ok goddamnit, i think we've established that "Shes all ready his girlfriend and doesnt need a pick up line"...

STFU!!1!

[LadyGrace]

At 12/29/05 01:58 AM, kyle_chamberlain wrote: ok goddamnit, i think we've established that "Shes all ready his girlfriend and doesnt need a pick up line"...

STFU!!1!

But like... if she's his girlfriend... why would he need a pickup line?

[Claybird]

Good one Ill send a picture

[Rhabdophobia]

At 12/29/05 01:55 AM, -Gooch- wrote:

At 12/29/05 01:54 AM, Claybird wrote: Like just to make her love you more

You're too heavy to try and pickup the first time, so I need another line to pick you up again.

I laughed, like out loud and everything

[Redder]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body,would you hold it up agaisnt me?

Why don't we go on a date?Maybe in the supplies closet.

If it's too dirty for you,we can go do it in the shower.

Romantic,eh?

[Revenant]

At 12/29/05 01:52 AM, Claybird wrote: Whats the best pick up line to give my girlfriend?

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

[ERPMISTER]

Well, I'm here. What's your second wish?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
If I were a fly and you were shit I'd be all over you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
Gosh, you're pretty.
So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?
Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?
I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.