I killed the devil cause I was high

[Viper-Studios]

January- I had sex with
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I crapped

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A prostitute
2. An Asian
3. A Woman with HIV
4. A drunken black man
5. Santa Clause
6. A playboy bunny
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. My lettermans Jacket
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Governor Swartenegar
25. A transvestite
26. Mr. Incredible
27. A porn star
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

A- Because Im horny
B- Because I was bored
C- Because Im a slut
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because I like chocolate
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was drunk
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I need to masturbate

[Ben]

I made love to a play boy bunny because fruit cakes fly...

[skippy101]

December- I crapped

8. My stuffed bunny

A- Because Im horny

wow

[CryptosPainbringer]

I had sex with the printer because I was drunk.

Ugh.

[DanAbnormal]

I crapped a tape recorder because i am homosexual.

[perj]

i stabbed the printer cuz i was bored

[subpar]

"I slept with a prostitute because I was high."

What the hell?

[NeoVince]

I shot the rock because my heart was 2 sizes too small.

[Bigmac-318]

I laughed at your house because fruitcakes fly.
What the heck?

[NeoVince]

At 12/28/05 11:50 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: I crapped a tape recorder because i am homosexual.

Wow.

[Viper-Studios]

At 12/28/05 11:50 AM, Cryptos_Painbringer wrote: I had sex with the printer because I was drunk.

Ugh.

Haha Thats funny. I would like to see someone have sex with a printer

[Mr-Pope]

I laughed at your hot sister becuse fruit cakes fly.

[Sanka]

I crapped Governor Schwarzenegger because I slit my wrists.

[SpinTolk]

I had sex with a pencil sharpener because I like chocolate.

That makes perfect sence.

[Murray]

I laughed at the devil because I like chocolate.

O__O WTF?

[hongkongexpress]

I stabbed the printer, because I like football?

[TheMaster]

I looked at my lettermans jacket because I hate school.

[Seanjay]

if we all decode the riddles they are answering we can find out every 1s birth day!yaaty!!!!!!!!

[MaidenHead]

Mine sucked - I looked at the lamp because I was drunk.

[Seanjay]

i masturbated with the devil because i need to masturbate.(kidding)

[eraser-clock]

I shot the phone because I like football.... i did shoot a phone once cause it was tiken me off.

[HaroFreak]

"I murdered the pope because I was drunk."

O-kay... /sarcasm

what the hell has this have to do with the devil because you had to be high to kill him. why couldn't you kill god because he has more power over how many peoples lives suck.

[davaca]

I looked at a transvestite because my mom told me?

[Kaleidoscope]

I masturbated with a transvestite because I like to spoon.

[Gagne-1]

I slapped the lamp because I was high. This one sucks :'(

[Zephyrlot]

At 12/28/05 11:53 AM, NeoVince wrote:

At 12/28/05 11:50 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: I crapped a tape recorder because i am homosexual.

Wow.

OGM U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HADRCOR!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[flukersback]

I looked at a pencil sharpener because my heart was 2 sizes too small?

Is it me or is mine a bit...

[RyanKajito]

I wrestled a porn star because I was drunk.

[CousinIt]

i stabbed your hot sister becuase im lonely