Everyone, we must act quickly! I just heard rumours from Jerry Springer himself that an alien lifeform that resembles rubber chickens is planning a takeover of earth! Alert everyone, build a bombshelter, do whatever is necessary!! Everyone must prepare for the evil galactic chicken takeover!
Ill attach an image of My sister's, cousin's, boyfriend's, Dad's, neice's, friend's, dog's, vetrenarian, who was lucky to have caught one of these beasts, and is interrogating it as we speak. Ill keep you posted on this dillemma.
