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jacktherack

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Posted at: 12/25/05 06:34 PM

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the rebels have moved out we need reinforcments quick
uggg ive been hit mayday mayday agg


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dax, use yur tow cables; its our only chance.


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At 12/25/05 06:35 PM, Morextremist wrote: dax, use yur tow cables; its our only chance.

"but im too fat!"


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jacktherack

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ahah fool i fooled you i hadnt been hit now fire the at ats i got one filthy rebels
youll never escape me mwhahahah oh noes the tow cables shoot those ships
admerial were under heavy fire blast those bloody ships call the other at ats we need to blast those ships oh no weve sastained heavy damage 50% damage
increase sheilds blast the cannon yes we got him ....

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Posted at: 12/25/05 06:57 PM

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Sir we are advancing towards Echo Base rapidly. The rebel scum will feel the wrath of the Empire!
Pilot get my AT-AT overto that bunker. (yes sir)
Haha ahaha i looove the smell of fried wookie in the morning!
TASTE MY LAZER !

WTF is that a Snowspeeder? (yes sir)
WTF is that!? a long black slender dick!! (sir i think its a tow cable)
WTF are they doing?!?!
Oh shi....


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jacktherack

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Posted at: 12/25/05 07:01 PM

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At 12/25/05 06:57 PM, Guiding_Light wrote:
WTF is that a Snowspeeder? (yes sir)
WTF is that!? a long black slender dick!! (sir i think its a tow cable)
WTF are they doing?!?!
Oh shi....

tk-441 do you read i reapeat tk-441 do you copy
over
oh no hes been fried


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RUFUSthePENUS

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tk-441 here! I need immedieate evac, my location is 567-gamma-76......

WTF is that!!!
(sir its a tauntaun, an indigenous race of mammals inhabiting the planet Hoth)
k... thought you died in the crash by the way.
WTF is it doing now??
(sir it appears that the Tauntaun is performing its ritual mating dance)
WTF? Pilot i don't see any other tauntauns around here!?

Oh shit....


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Posted at: 12/25/05 07:11 PM

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oh shit! The whampas are coming! THE WHAMPAS ARE COMING!


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jacktherack

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Posted at: 12/25/05 07:23 PM

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calm down i reapeat calm down we took care of all the rebels look for any snowtrooper survivers
and watch out for wampas
voice: ugg
wampa: rarrrr *ripps the trooper to peices
2 troopers shoot it it has an injured arm but othere then that no effect
take it down
throws thermal detanater get down!!!!!!


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Posted at: 12/25/05 07:26 PM

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this is commander wings, ill be taking it from here

seargent!

searge: SIR, YES SIR!

wings: as you were, searge you will lead team 4 through the western front there you will use grenades to traget the cannons of the AT-ATs that way the speeders can close in without any threat


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Red 5 to base, it seems that some stormtroopers are engaging buttsecks due to the extreme cold, permission to join them, over.

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jacktherack

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Posted at: 12/25/05 07:42 PM

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At 12/25/05 07:32 PM, ChocloMan wrote: Red 5 to base, it seems that some stormtroopers are engaging buttsecks due to the extreme cold, permission to join them, over.

permission granted be back in 0200 hours over


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At 12/25/05 06:38 PM, merry_rackmas wrote: ahah fool i fooled you i hadnt been hit now fire the at ats i got one filthy rebels
youll never escape me mwhahahah oh noes the tow cables shoot those ships
admerial were under heavy fire blast those bloody ships call the other at ats we need to blast those ships oh no weve sastained heavy damage 50% damage
increase sheilds blast the cannon yes we got him ....

link

No wonder your post made absolutely NO sense. You're 14. And you must have an IQ of like, 65? I don't know if anyone can tell whether you're an Imperial or a Rebel and we can't even tell what ship you're in... PATHETIC.


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jacktherack

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At 12/25/05 08:05 PM, phoenix7289 wrote:
At 12/25/05 06:38 PM, merry_rackmas wrote: ahah fool i fooled you i hadnt been hit now fire the at ats i got one filthy rebels
youll never escape me mwhahahah oh noes the tow cables shoot those ships
admerial were under heavy fire blast those bloody ships call the other at ats we need to blast those ships oh no weve sastained heavy damage 50% damage
increase sheilds blast the cannon yes we got him ....

link
No wonder your post made absolutely NO sense. You're 14. And you must have an IQ of like, 65? I don't know if anyone can tell whether you're an Imperial or a Rebel and we can't even tell what ship you're in... PATHETIC.

maybe because your fucking retarded first im a fucking imperial because at the fucking begining i said imperial scum and yes you should be able to tell what im in im not in a ship im in a at-at
so fuck off my iq is a lot fucking higher then yours


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At 12/25/05 08:05 PM, phoenix7289 wrote:
No wonder your post made absolutely NO sense. You're 14. And you must have an IQ of like, 65? I don't know if anyone can tell whether you're an Imperial or a Rebel and we can't even tell what ship you're in... PATHETIC.

OH NOEEE IVE BEEN HIT!! MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!

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At 12/25/05 08:07 PM, CasperNG wrote:
At 12/25/05 08:05 PM, phoenix7289 wrote:
No wonder your post made absolutely NO sense. You're 14. And you must have an IQ of like, 65? I don't know if anyone can tell whether you're an Imperial or a Rebel and we can't even tell what ship you're in... PATHETIC.
OH NOEEE IVE BEEN HIT!! MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!

dude you couldnt be hit we already destroyed the rebels we are trying to find the rest of the snowtroopers the only enemy left is the wampa's


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At 12/25/05 06:36 PM, Rinkul wrote:
At 12/25/05 06:35 PM, Morextremist wrote: dax, use yur tow cables; its our only chance.
"but im too fat!"

THATS PORKINS! He died in episode 4 right before the death star trench run, god damn, learn your shit!


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by some odd twist of fate, the surviving wampas have aquired light sabers! Also, by another twist of fate, a traveling salesman sold them "lightsabeing for dummies" we are doomed!


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bring the catgirls to the southern front!


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jacktherack

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oh noes this aint good we only have 10 soldeirs left move into positions
we have to get back to base before the wampas kill us fire in the hole *throws thermal detanater*


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**Prays this isn't another 30+ war thread**

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the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Don't worry, I filled all they're bags with porno, they'll be busy,

wait was that the strait or gay porno....

either way they'll be busy,


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Take out that shield generator.

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lock s-foils in attack positions !?!


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At 12/26/05 01:08 AM, BLOODY-VIRGIN-PUSSY wrote: lock s-foils in attack positions !?!

Luke: wtf is he talking about O_o


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Oh crap. My speeder's tow cable is jammed! I need some help! Orener! Blow up those AT-ST's!


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At 12/25/05 06:38 PM, merry_rackmas wrote: ahah fool i fooled you i hadnt been hit now fire the at ats i got one filthy rebels
youll never escape me mwhahahah oh noes the tow cables shoot those ships
admerial were under heavy fire blast those bloody ships call the other at ats we need to blast those ships oh no weve sastained heavy damage 50% damage
increase sheilds blast the cannon yes we got him ....

*luke gets distracted and crashes cause the "radio chatter" is too long and confusing to understand*


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guys your a little late we already killed all the rebels
now we only have 10 snowtroopers left and we are stuck and there are wampa beasts on the loose


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At 12/26/05 01:08 AM, BLOODY-VIRGIN-PUSSY wrote: lock s-foils in attack positions !?!

we're not x-wings! snowspeeders! but im not a fucking rebel imperials all the way and ive brought reinforcements cuz i felt like it. Now theyre goin down.


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At 12/26/05 01:57 AM, phoenix7289 wrote:
At 12/26/05 01:08 AM, BLOODY-VIRGIN-PUSSY wrote: lock s-foils in attack positions !?!
we're not x-wings! snowspeeders! but im not a fucking rebel imperials all the way and ive brought reinforcements cuz i felt like it. Now theyre goin down.

i fricking told you the rebels are dead there are 10 stormtroopers left
we are trying to survive there are wild wampas


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