Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 12/29/05 10:01 AM, _Paranoia_ wrote:

At 12/29/05 09:58 AM, FlashLollies wrote:

At 12/29/05 09:42 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote: I vote B... Is Paranoia online?

He is right now, yes.

GLARK!

hides

Wtf. Can you make more of your story now? It's getting interesting.

E: Blow up the earth, Because really, no one will see it coming, nor know who it was making you unknown.

At 12/29/05 10:05 AM, FlashLollies wrote: Wtf. Can you make more of your story now? It's getting interesting.

I shall have some before the day is up. Right now, though, I need to shoot people for longer than strictly healthy.

At 12/29/05 10:16 AM, _Paranoia_ wrote: I shall have some before the day is up. Right now, though, I need to shoot people for longer than strictly healthy.

Is it a true story?

I'm not stupid, I know it isn't really.

Sicks!
(Time to end this shit)

aaa - Towns apparently aren't too popular either
bbbbbbbbbbbbbb - Everyone wants to kill police
ccccccc - Some call for ending it all now (2 in 3 people still can't take a hint)

---------------
PART SIX
---------------

So it's come to this. Cornered in a disused barn surrounded by pitchforks, rusting equipment and what's left of my weapons.

Well, not so much cornered as surrounded. Totally and utterly. Cars block all remaining exits, a helicopter whirrs overhead and I'm pretty sure some are trying to tunnel in. Well let them come! It makes my job easier.

The first few were easy enough. Simply walking in, totally failing to notice the fugure standing in the shadows and ending out with their brains dripping out through their ears, o at least holes where their ears should be. Even with silencers such an event can't be that hard to notice, so I can only assume that the two that followed after the first went down weren't hired for their brains (much of which, incidentally, I can see now). The ones after those were a little trickier, with their new fangled body armour and whatnot. I managed to hold off those breaking through, and the extra weapons were much appreciated. The traps I left lying around seem to have done a good job - the one who tried to break in via the second floor is now lying face down atop a large assortment of jagged blades of glass, and out of the four to give the oiled roof a try at least one has landed on the pointed bar of metal I left from the rusty harvester outside - judging by the sounds most of the rest had found themselves in the compost heap.

The sirens start up again, which probably means they're trying to cover up the noise from the next wave of bumbling entry attempts. Sure enough a man pops up by the window, scans the room and ends up losing the upper half of his head to the shotgun dropped by one of his predecessors. I turn it around to the main door and blast a hole in it, revealing three officers in full body armour trying to stealthily make their way up the drive. I drop the shotrgun and pick up one of the other's sub machine guns, simply stivcking it through the gap and holding the trigger untill the screams stop. Bullets thud into the soft wood around me, the firing coming from behind. I waste no time in diving onto the ground, grabbing the shotgun as I roll, and bringing myself onto one knee to fire at chest height. He drops backwards into the tarpaulin covering a half of the barn.

That's another wave held off, for now. I have splinters in my hand, and a stinging pain in a gash sustained on my left leg. My left foot appears to have been shot as well. Still, it is far from over. I pick up the hunting rifle, using it to drag myself to the rear wall, and hold my eye up to a gap in it just below the window. Two or three of them are crouched in a bush, which they seem to think should make them invisible. I retreat into the shadows opposite the window to aim and fire a shot at the one of them, speaking on his radio. It punches through the front of his head in a satisfying way, causing his companions to dive down in opposite directions. I smile to myself.

Outside they seem to have decided on an alternate course of action. The sirens stop, and the helicopter lowers. I duck down and roll behind the tractor.

What seems like a minute passes.

Someone shouts, and all hell breaks loose.

Bullets smash through the thin wooden walls. They smash the left side to pieces, and make a commendable attempt to do the same on the right. Windows smash - shards rain down. Large chunks of roof drop down, covering the floor in dust and putting me into a coughing fit. One bullet zips through my lower leg, causing me to bite my rifle in pain. The onslaught lasts for little over twenty seconds by my watch, but the barn is torn to pieces. At last, somebody shouts and the firing ceases.

Well, I'm alive. that's something.

I move towards the bag with the rest of my equipment. We're in the only part of the barn not left totally transparrent by the assault. I throw a few grenades over through a hole in the upper wall, to buy myself some time.

Well, this is it. No sudden help here. No deus ex machina, no saviour. This is my last stand.

Well, I can still make it a good one.

On three...

I rush out with my MP5 on two, firing in every direction I can. I seem to have caught them off guard, but it won't last. I stop in the middle of the path to reload, then resume firing. Two of them drop to the floor, leaking blood. A bullet thuds into my gut, dropping me onto the floor. I am not going to expire with a sigh. I am going to make an impact. This is my last stand here. It matters!

I will not end just like tha-

END

Lol, nice ending, it could have gone on for longer though, it was getting interesting... :(

Pick A

YAY It ended. Good Story Though

At 12/29/05 09:15 AM, FlashLollies wrote: Pick B.

ok you noob i am tired of you this is annoying voting 3 times wont help now your votes wont even count i hope really and to the other people stop saying d drink bleach stab yourself jump off a huge builiding it wasent funny the first time read all the posts before you post! oh and c.

ok you noob i am tired of you this is annoying voting 3 times wont help now your votes wont even count i hope really and to the other people stop saying d drink bleach stab yourself jump off a huge builiding it wasent funny the first time read all the posts before you post! oh and c.

oooh iorny lol i got owned

At 12/29/05 04:48 PM, LokLokLok wrote: oooh iorny lol i got owned

You really don't make any sense at all.

Weeee, that was pretty good. Well written and fun to read, although a lot of people no doubt wouldn't find it very... Yeah anyway, good job :)

Well, it was a nice story. Great writing skills you have.

Now make this into a flash and I will vote fifen.

option d razor blade to the wrist

p.s.

its down the road not across the street

Now that's what I call high-quality entertainment.

drink the bleach

no one likes me

ha ha he died in the end.

At 12/29/05 11:46 PM, CtrlAltLeet wrote: drink the bleach

no one likes me

you realize this was posted after the ending of the story dont you?

Yeh nice story dude, get someone to make it into a flash.

You have teh sk11lz

couldve used a vampire...but oh well Good Story!

wow this is pretty good!

compile all of the stories into an html doc and host it!

This is the best thread ever that I have ever seen. Never have I ever read an entire thread from page 1 on. Congradulations.

Choose b.