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B, police fights are usually more fun than even train fights!

I'm gonna vote for B.

Everyone hates me.

i luv u

At 12/28/05 05:56 PM, aquaticmole wrote:

Everyone hates me.

i luv u

Lol, that's not going to stop him now. It's too late.

poop on a chicks chest lick her pussy then kill yourself.

C you emo basterd. (In which I hate.)

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now C will win because their are alot of Cs in the post

A true samurai will die with honour, but your not a samurai so jump off a building and splat yourself on everyone within 200 feet

At 12/28/05 03:12 PM, _Paranoia_ wrote: Everyone Hates Me

God loves you

a) Drink some bleach
b) Jump off the roof
c) Stab self with knife, samurai style
*etc.*
p) Pee out both kidneys <= THIS ONE!! OMG ROFLAMO!!!
q) AIDS
r) Listen to Britney Spears

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID I SHOULD BE THE ONE KILLING MY FUCKIN SELF I HAVE NO DAMN LIFE MY FUCKIN PARENTS WERE KILLED WEN I WAS 4 AND THEN I WENT TO LIVE WITH MY GRANDPARENTS THEN MY GRANDMA FUCKIN BLEW HER OWN HEAD IN THEN MY GRANDPA GOT CANCER AND HE DIED AND KNOW IM WITH SOME SHITTY WEED SMOKING FOSTER PARENTS DONT U THINK I SHOULD KILL MYSELF?

At 12/28/05 06:17 PM, Kenneth112 wrote: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID I SHOULD BE THE ONE KILLING MY FUCKIN SELF I HAVE NO DAMN LIFE MY FUCKIN PARENTS WERE KILLED WEN I WAS 4 AND THEN I WENT TO LIVE WITH MY GRANDPARENTS THEN MY GRANDMA FUCKIN BLEW HER OWN HEAD IN THEN MY GRANDPA GOT CANCER AND HE DIED AND KNOW IM WITH SOME SHITTY WEED SMOKING FOSTER PARENTS DONT U THINK I SHOULD KILL MYSELF?

no

Okay heres what you do.....drink some bleach while you're up on the roof with the kitchen knife, stand close to the edge, lean forward a little and stab yourself. If everythign goes as planned you will fall to the ground and snap several bones so that they are protruding from your body, the knife will have been forced the rest of the way through your body that your weak little arms couldn't manage so that blood is leaking from the hole and if left there long enough the bleach will eat through your stomache and all that half digested fried egg will be all over your lawn and the bleach won't make the grass look too pretty........

End result of your death: The gardener gets paid $50 to replace the grass you killed.

C. You must die like a ninjer!!!

At 12/25/05 04:37 PM, The_Happy_Cheese_Guy wrote: what the fuck is it with assholes like this making fun out of suicide and making it seem funny? i've fucking had enough of it. why dont you experience a family member/loved one killing themselves? oh yes, so funny, lets lsugh over her emo corpse. fuck you and everyone else who thinks its funny.

burn. in. hell.

if u havent noticed suicide is funny, anyone who does it is a fucking failure therefor its funny

At 12/28/05 06:17 PM, Kenneth112 wrote: IM WITH SOME SHITTY WEED SMOKING FOSTER PARENTS DONT U THINK I SHOULD KILL MYSELF?

i think you should smoke weed and forget about it all......not the best method of dealing with your problems ut if you forget they exist 90% of the time....you tend to be happier

B! killing police then urself is really funny

I vote B, teach those fat doughnut consumers a lesson!
And to the ppl still voting for bleach, knife or roofjumping... _|_ -_-' _|_

a, definately a

b ftw

C, end this shit,its fucking disgusting

a) Head for town and take out some more innocent people

C) kill himself

u should end it now its starting to become old.amazing how some people can actually become psycho killers like that

Whoever started this post is an attention whore.

wait a minute, wasn't this whole thing orignally made so that you'd kill yourself thus making people like you? Jeez this thing has went total 180. I say kill yourself all ready, jeez you that last part was a little disturbing...

c

Pick B.

B Kill the police

I vote B... Is Paranoia online?

At 12/29/05 09:42 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote: I vote B... Is Paranoia online?

He is right now, yes.

At 12/29/05 09:58 AM, FlashLollies wrote:

At 12/29/05 09:42 AM, TropicalPenquin wrote: I vote B... Is Paranoia online?

He is right now, yes.

GLARK!

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