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At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote: 1) Call of Duty 2 commercials.

every xbox 360 game has done so far. games have been doing this for years. all final fantasy games have done this. and it never bothered me. dont bitch about graphics, you dont buy games for graphics you buy them for gameplay, graphics just pretty it up. although they should have said something like" non in-game graphics.

2) That song about Christmas shoes.

never heard of it, but i hate when people add jesus to something to draw in the god fanatics.

3) Dasani with Lemon.

why would you even buy that, it sounds discusting. just buy lemon-aid.

4) Amazon.

i have nothing to say...

Also, April ordered some gifts through Amazon a whole month before Christmas.

why wouldnt they let you return it, its 100% their fault that you got someone else's gifts. and you should in no way punish from that. what if a school accidentally got someone else order instead of their books or something. and they ended up with a heaping pile of dildo's and anal beads... i dont know if they sell those.

Alright, that's it for my rants. I saw a Call of Duty 2 commercial while I was typing this and I'm still pissed. It feels good to vent.

and 98% of newgrounds bbs'ers are probly gonna say "zOMGLOLBBQ i agree WTF! let me bear your children"

I Knew there was a government conspiricy funded by Amazon to get peoples packages mixed up, But NOOOOOOOOO, NONE WOULD BELIEVE ME!!!! Now I have PROOF!!!!!!
(makes an oohing sond like yoda)

Tom... Calm down.

'Tis a magical time, really... Tom rants.

I bought Call of Duty 2 and it's no different from any other war game

yeah, i feel exactly the same way, personally i wan to grab a 20' pole and ram it through all of their asses and out of their mouths, of course that would be illegal. i am currently fighting the case with my lawyer... not really ;_;. but still i am glad that whilst typing this i have turned the T.V. off and every time the adverts come on i carry on animating on some ff stuff. well that's about it, cause i'm gonna have to start making up shit if i want to carry on talking >.> <.<.
sincerely, formulaonesnail the VIII of the rapsphody of shmagoogledorf.

ani and Lipton are a

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote: There are a few things that have been getting on my nerves this past week, so at the risk of sounding like Foamy, I thought I would compile them into a single RANT post. So here goes!....

Yeah, I see it all the time too...the ones that piss me of the most has to be the movie preview comercials...they show all the good parts, and then you go to see the movie and it sucks. I hate that, I dont think I've been to the movies in about 2 years, the big screen is nice...but shitty movies tend to make the "expierience" worse. If I see something remotely interesting, I either wait for it to come out on DVD and rent it, or watch it on tv. But, I'm kinda sick of the same plot in every movie. They're all predictable and it's amazing that they keep making billions of dollars in a week or whatever, and I'm not too big on big name actors either, makes the movie trasparent or less believable when you see the actors in the tabloids everyday. I think I'll stick with the IFC channel, interesting movies...different plots...and it's free...kinda, you pay monthly but you get 500 channels, which are spewing out ad's for the shitty movies...oh well....heh I have many more rants about media...and other I guess some people would call "touchy" subjects. Also this war profitearing shit pisses me off...I mean I'll turn on mtv, or any channel and it's littered with stuff about the war...like the music videos, the shows, the news...I'm not against people in the army...I'm against all the crap that's trying to make money off of this, they make it seem like their so concerned but it's really just about adding a few more bricks of gold to their pockets.

I dunno, I dont want to continue for now, it's getting long anyways...but I have a lot to say so feel free to say whatever. I try not to offend people...so please dont take the last bit as a rant on the army...it's not that, it's the people who use something like war to their advantage such as making money.

Thanks for listening to my thoughts!

Hey everyone listen to Anti-Flag...I don't know the name of the song, but the choras goes...."this is how to create an enemy, this is how to start a war" But I like a lot of the lyrics in the song.

No I'm not a "punk"...nor am I an anarchist...but their's a lot of sh*t the governmet I think has hidden, and as well as having a lot of flaws. I dont think it's slogan is true to it's words either...like I said land of the free....land of the greed. Believe your freedom is bought, or you live on the streets and die when you find a corn flake on the ground. And then suddenly Paris Hilton steps on it.

I dunno how this apply's to the topic...but random rants...this isnt really random, but it is a rant, so I'm halfway there...

Wow, everyone is so kind to Tom Fulp, you want to sack his cack?
Nerds ...
Rant as much as you want, why should we give a fack?

At 1/2/06 04:25 PM, putkata wrote: Wow, everyone is so kind to Tom Fulp, you want to sack his cack?
Nerds ...
Rant as much as you want, why should we give a fack?

Hahaha you're such a stupid douchebag

Hells Yeah!

Tom i agree with you the metal of honor comercial sucks, lipton sucks, and amazon sucks I know for a fact I order a dvd for my friend for crishtmas and it is not here yet and i ordererd it in october the 1rst. That is is really pissin me off.

Have you been sucking Foamy's dick?

Hey, I was j/king ROFL

Message to Tom Fulp,
"Suck your idiotic fans' cocks!"

Oh, no I committed a sin, Allah comes to slay me, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

1: I'll start with i don't support most of the things that you complain about, but it is pretty dumb.
For the record, Call of Duty 2 the commercial actually does show some of that stuff in the game, and there's different verions of the game. And it might not show everything the same from the commercial, because I heard it was different on Xbox360.
2: About that Christian, and refrence to God complaining, why did you continue to watch or listen to this Christmas Shoe Song, and it's obviously going to talk about Jesus and God because it's Christmas. And there's nothing wrong with preeching the name of God, because some people are Christian and have the right to do so. It's not like other religions don't have the right, it's just they dont do it.
3: I understand why you're pissed about that Amazon thing.

well tom your right......i have to go on my own rant now 1.i hate these damn things on a web page that say congratulations youve won (whatever i is) it feezes my computer and besides who actually cliks those no1 these corps think were stupid. and by the way i also hate those pop ups that they ask you would you like to claim your prize and you click no and it takes you to there site anyways its like they dont care what the hell you say.......alright im done THE END.

LOL...LOL....!!!! yea man youre crazy but youre funny so..

LOL....that amazon thing was funny

I don't like Amazon(.co.uk) either. I ordered something through the marketplace and because the idiot lied about the order in the marketplace, Amazon claim to have nothing to do with it. I've had less hassle on ebay.co.uk. Stick with eBay. Ya. *^_^* \m/

At 12/24/05 12:25 PM, bigexplosions wrote: This is the first time in history I saw Tom Fulp rant.

look ive never seen him rant but I have some important news... I have gotten the web site posted on 96.1 kiss i hope you guys dont mind sorry