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Fuckin' Amazon.

Tom I hate all the above things you said my mom had good luck on amazon though with my gifts I hope you had a good cristmas

tom your font melted my eyes.....

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote: There are a few things that have been getting on my nerves this past week, so at the risk of sounding like Foamy, I thought I would compile them into a single RANT post. So here goes!
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i agree with ya tom ive had an amazon order for the last 6 months and it still hasnt come >:(

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote: That song about Christmas shoes. Have you heard this one?

OMFG!!! I HATE THAT SONG SO FUCKING MUCH!!! Everyone in my family hates that song!!!

awww Tom...no love for Lipton Green Iced Tea, either? That stuff is heaven, i say! (I can't say ther same for the rest of lipton's stuff though.)

and what about the frosty the snow man song!!!

"we'll pretend that he is carson brown. he'll say are you married, we'll say no man, but you can do the job when your in town"

so teh 4 year old wants to be screwed by a snow man she is pretending to be a celebrety!?!?!

what the fuck is up with that?????

im kindA confused

Your'e right, that COD2 advert does suck. Killzon is the FPS to buy, trust me.

EVERYONE STOP SUCKING UP AND ACTUALLY MAKE A RANT, FLERRUGGHHHH
Jonnybush

Ok, Ill start of a rant, Did anyone this year, feel like it wasnt actually christmas? or that it just felt like any other day ? Come on lets get this going..
JonnyBush

Rant on good buddy, these are fine by me.

It's a good way of venting anger and you should have your own thread for it.

Oh, and shove this in the Rant section of the Literature.

At 12/26/05 06:37 PM, Jonnybush wrote: Come on lets get this going..

Ok...

What's the deal with gift cards? Giving one of these is like saying "I was too lazy / don't know you well enough to give you are a real present, but at the same time I didn't want to give you the freedom and unexpirability* that comes with money"

* 'till the next regime change in the country that the money is made in.

Wait, I used to have a s****y rant site, *checks for first time in about a year* oh sweet, it's still hanging in there! Go s****y site Go! Sweet nostalgia :D

i hate that water :D me and my friends see who can last the longest by having it sit in out mouths....i can never win *gag*

I saw some actual gameplay footage of Call of Duty 2 on G4, so I still plan on getting it. But, I had no idea they were trying to be slick about the commercial images! Thanks for letting us know about it, Tom. It really is a case of false-advertising! But, I doubt if enough people will complain about it, for something to be done. From what I saw on G4, it looks like a great game on it's own. It doesn't need that sort of B.S. to do well!.... Then again, Barry Bonds was the sort of gifted player who didn't need to take steroids to do well either.

Just wanted to say i like your thinking! But im sticking up for CoD on this one because what kinda comercial would it be if it didnt look cool? Also every single video game and even movies does the exact same thing (shocking I know) How many times have you seen a movie ad and seen a funny part then when you watch the movie it doesnt even happen that way or even happen at all? Dont pick on CoD, it's a amazing game plain and simple.

Merry Christmas!

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote: There are a few things that have been getting on my nerves this past week, so at the risk of sounding like Foamy, I thought I would compile them into a single RANT post. So here goes!

GO FOR IT!!!!

1) Call of Duty 2 commercials.

if anyone ever does show real game footage its goes through like 30 half second clips, if you saw a 30 second commercial with a guywalking around with a rifle and only shooting one person would that make you want it at all?

2) That song about Christmas shoes. Have you heard this one?

what the shit?

3) Dasani with Lemon.

flavored water is gross PERIOD!

4) Amazon.

never used the site so i cat really comment, but now i know not to use amazon.com.

Also, April ordered some gifts through Amazon a whole month before Christmas. Unfortunately, we didn't open the box until we were wrapping gifts yesterday. Turns out the box was filled with someone else's order and now it's too late to replace it in time for Christmas. To make matters worse, April logged in to her account and Amazon was having a yet-to-be-resolved "technical problem" where she can't view her order history. When we tried to fill out a form to return the package, it wouldn't allow us to access the form because no order was on record (due to the technical problem). The recipients will be getting an IOU until we straighten things out with Amazon.

that just sucks, i hope things work out

Alright, that's it for my rants. I saw a Call of Duty 2 commercial while I was typing this and I'm still pissed. It feels good to vent.

lol, nice to know you feel better maybe you should turn off your tv?

I hear you about that freaking agravating shoe song! That song is on all the F***ing time! The water with lemons bad too. imagine it with freaking Rasberrys!

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote: 1) Call of Duty 2 commercials.

I got the Call of Duty 1 Game the other day and I can safely say it is fucking amazing. It is supposed to be better than the second one though. I haven't seen the commercials you're talking about but the first one seems to be a far safer bet.

i also hate call of duty 2, im sticking with my good Day of defeat source, and i love how the guy in the call of duty commercial doesnt even aim... also, the ammounts of bullets he shoots is faulty :P

hate COD2 too

AH ftw :D

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote:
1) Call of Duty 2 commercials. Don't open your commercial with a quote from a magazine calling it the best looking game ever, then follow up with fake footage of simulated gameplay. Every Call of Duty commercial does this; they never show actual footage of the game. It might not fool hardcore gamers, but I'm sure tons of people are flocking to stores expecting to re-live the experience they saw on TV. :

well i played that game and the gameplay actually doesent look much different from that commercial. but you were right about

At 12/24/05 12:23 PM, TomFulp wrote:

Also, April ordered some gifts through Amazon a whole month before Christmas.

So that's your futre wife..hee..

Consider this another confirmation about the burning sensation in Lipton canned tea (never tried it bottled). I find it unpleasant, myself, and very unlemonlike. Similarly, vinegar-flavoured potato chips do not taste like vinegar.

At 12/28/05 11:03 AM, ShdowOfTheNite wrote: i also hate call of duty 2, im sticking with my good Day of defeat source, and i love how the guy in the call of duty commercial doesnt even aim... also, the ammounts of bullets he shoots is faulty :P

hate COD2 too

AH ftw :D

Alright first of all, day of defeat is a good game but not as god as CoD. Second what do you mean the amount of bullets he fires is faulty? have you even shot a gun before, yet alone a vintage rifle or sub machine gun from the 1940's?? Regardles to weather or not you have you can't judge how many shots he should have fired in a video clip that is only a few seconds. Also so what if the guy didnt directly down the site? Here is a site link so everyone can see the video and decide for themselves ...
http://www.callofduty.com/

later

Yo tom, what the hell were you doing in wawa man, that is bumf**k nowhere, i live in the closest ACTUAL town to wawa until T-Bay or Sudbury, and i gotta agree, the best store in wawa is the doughnut place man, everything else suuuucks.

P.S. doesnt that horrible goose they use as the town symbol look depressed

At 12/24/05 12:56 PM, Frosty_The_Snowban wrote: I feel your pain though on the bottled water + flavor = nasty. Ever tried Vitamin water? They claim it's the best stuff in the world, yet it tastes like a leprechaun pissed in a bottle.

I like Vitamin Water. Well, to each his own.

hello i am sucking up to tom fulp and adding nothing to the thread

1) Call of Duty 2 commercials. Don't open your commercial with a quote from a magazine calling it the best looking game ever, then follow up with fake footage of simulated gameplay. Every Call of Duty commercial does this; they never show actual footage of the game. It might not fool hardcore gamers, but I'm sure tons of people are flocking to stores expecting to re-live the experience they saw on TV. It's false advertising and it pisses me off every time the commercial comes on!
oh u know whta games make me made cabelas dangerous hunts 2 for the pc the fucking game wont work and the tec is and ass they keep asking me to send info on my pc and i keep sending it and they always want more and i send them what they need so its liek derrrr and roar...........

wow your text is messing with my eyes tom u made me blind im suing u for my lost sight im joking merry late x-mas