Bahamut7 Cries Each Night - Parody

[Andersson]

Bahamut7's real name is Harley. He lives with his mother Moa and daddy Maxell in a big fancy white house with a fast internet connection.

He has no sisters nor brothers. They are not named Tina and Dick.

Anyways. He has a Dell computer which he loves above everything else. He use it more than 10 hours each day.

His favorite music is "Linkin Park" (When he is sad) and "Mongo Jerry" (When he is happy (Which ain't very often)).

However, tomorrow it is Christmas, a tradition which he hates. His father Maxell always dress like Santa Claus and gets drunk to then ask little Harley to sit in his lap.

After a while Santa Claus asks Moa to sit in his lap.

That is usually when it begins... =(

He told, Bahamut7 then, or rather Harley. That they get naked and do things to eachother which he prefer to call "Naked Shoveling"... yeah anyways.

Poor Harley then goes to sit infront of his computer, puts on some "Linkin Park" and cries for a while... then he hunt the "Barney Bunch" members and feels appreciated for a while.

Till his father is done and cuts off the internet. =O

Poor Harley then walk into his room, very sad and disappointed. Cravling in his skin (As he told) and throws himself over his huge bed and cries, while hugging an "Alien Hominid" figure which his mother sew him.

The very next day Harley signs into his Grounds Gold again and forgets what happend the other day.

But the "Linkin Park" noise can always be heard from the street below the big villa where the sad boy Harley spend his time.

Infront of Newgrounds...

Approved by Bahamut7.

[Hedwick]

Linkin park? What an emo.

[Shaun]

it started off bad..
who puts "parody" in the topic,
if its not blinding obvious, its not a good parody.
and it just got worse from there.

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

Bahamut7 has to prove to me he isnt an emo fag.

Like i always thought he was.

[DareDevilGuy]

This topic wasn't funny to me in any way..

[Jesse-Ray]

At 12/23/05 06:56 AM, madknt wrote: it started off bad..
who puts "parody" in the topic,
if its not blinding obvious, its not a good parody.
and it just got worse from there.

I think you abuse people more than anyone else on this forum........ I like you

[Murray]

At 12/23/05 06:54 AM, -Hedwick- wrote: Linkin park? What an emo.

On the story, yeah, but in real life, I don't listen to Linkin Park. Anyway, good story Andersson. I enjoyed reading it and it gave me a laugh. Thanks for taking the time to make that story. :)

[Asvegren]

At 12/23/05 06:47 AM, Andersson wrote: (Which ain't very often).

Stop with the ain't already! You make yourself sound like a redneck.

[Andersson]

At 12/23/05 08:21 AM, Asvegren wrote: Stop with the ain't already! You make yourself sound like a redneck.

Meh, you always complain about that. And I rather sound like a "Redneck" than Brittish.

[Asvegren]

At 12/23/05 08:22 AM, Andersson wrote:

At 12/23/05 08:21 AM, Asvegren wrote: Stop with the ain't already! You make yourself sound like a redneck.

Meh, you always complain about that. And I rather sound like a "Redneck" than Brittish.

Saying "isn't" is not particularly British. "Is not" may be considered stuck up, though.

[Andersson]

At 12/23/05 08:26 AM, Asvegren wrote: Saying "isn't" is not particularly British. "Is not" may be considered stuck up, though.

Either I use the word I use as I speak, which would be "ain't". Or when I am writing something of importance I use myself of "is not".

That is just a word I do not believe I will stop using.

[Modjo]

At 12/23/05 07:01 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: This topic wasn't funny to me in any way..

Seconded.

[Andersson]

I thought it was fun to write anyways. ;-)

[Jake]

...

Yeah, just stick to writing serious stories.

[Jake]

At 12/23/05 02:13 PM, mamatequila wrote: Phew, i'm sure glad it was labeled a parody thread. I was getting worried there for a minute.

xD Best. Picture. Ever.

At 12/23/05 07:01 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: This topic wasn't funny to me in any way..

I concur.

[Markus]

At 12/23/05 02:17 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote:

At 12/23/05 07:01 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: This topic wasn't funny to me in any way..

I concur.

I concurthirdest'th

linkin park isnt really emo. >:|