Merry "Holidays" everybody!
Whoever thinks that saying "Merry Christmas" is offensive and will make others sad because it excludes other religons sad are goddamn idiots.
"Merry Christmas!"
OH THATS NOT RIGHT! IM A JEW AND I CELEBRATE CHAKAKAHN.
"Happy Hanukah!"
Thats more like it!
WAIT A MINUTE! I CELEBRATE KWANZA! YOURE RACIST FOR NOT SAYING HAPPY KWANZA, CRACKER!
"Happy Kwanza!"
Thank you!
WAIT A MINUTE, IM AN AUSSIE AND I CELEBRATE BOXING DAY! WHY ARE YOU EXCLUDING OUR HOLIDAY?
"Happy Boxing Day!"
If you are one of those nutjobs who acts like that because someone says "Merry Christmas" or any holiday, you can go fuck yourself.
CHRISTMAS IS THE MAIN HOLIDAY, AND IT WILL STAY THE MAIN HOLIDAY. HAPPY HANUKAH, HAPPY KWANZA, BUT MOST OF ALL, MERRY CHRISTMAS.