Forum Topic: Twelve Days Of Chavmas

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Orionhardy

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Posted at: 12/21/05 10:50 AM

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The Twelve Days of Chavmas

On the Twelfth Day of Chavmas
My true love sent to me

Twelve chavs a chavving
Eleven prams a pushing
Ten lads’ joyriding
Nine ladies drinking
Eight midriffs showing
Seven scallies stealing
Six teens a laying
Five gold (Elizabeth Duke) rings
Four stolen phones
Three navel studs
Two tracksuit tops
And a pikey in Burberry


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*claps*

Bravo. Pure genius. Fantastic. These are all praise words, can anyone think of any more kids?

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dude you must of sat for a while thinking of this but it was well worth it i assure you


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Posted at: 12/21/05 11:18 AM

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We really need an official British topic.

EAT THIS BRITS!

Twelve Days Of Chavmas


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Lets buy creepy Luis Vuiton capes with pointy hoods, and then go lure chavs by telling them our Ku Klux hoods are Luis Vuiton, put ropes around their hands and feet, and while screaming *POOOOR PPL POWWWEER* , burn them or hang them. Who'z in?


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now for the ganster version

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At 12/21/05 11:18 AM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote: We really need an official British topic.

EAT THIS BRITS!

Thats not racist....
nice song

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At 12/21/05 10:50 AM, Orionhardy wrote: The Twelve Days of Chavmas

On the Twelfth Day of Chavmas
My true love sent to me

Twelve chavs a chavving
Eleven prams a pushing
Ten lads’ joyriding
Nine ladies drinking
Eight midriffs showing
Seven scallies stealing
Six teens a laying
Five gold (Elizabeth Duke) rings
Four stolen phones
Three navel studs
Two tracksuit tops
And a pikey in Burberry

you nicked that from last year's paper!!!!!!!!!!!
it still rocks tho :P

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At 12/21/05 11:18 AM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote:

EAT THIS BRITS!

BRITS RULE!


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MrVideogame

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At 12/21/05 12:36 PM, Shadowflashx wrote:
At 12/21/05 11:18 AM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote:
EAT THIS BRITS!

BRITS RULE!

What'chu tbout willis?

but seriously we do.

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At 12/21/05 12:36 PM, Shadowflashx wrote:
At 12/21/05 11:18 AM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote:
EAT THIS BRITS!

BRITS RULE!

no, eat the chavs, but you may get some chav related STD if you do......

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Feed the chavs to that escaped penguin?


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Orionhardy

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At 12/21/05 11:18 AM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote: We really need an official British topic.

EAT THIS BRITS!

why, chavs aren't a british thing, they everywhere.

beside America - the weak link in the chain :p


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And the no.1 Chav Christmas present to steal this year is..............

http://www.dumpdee.c..ictures/furberry.jpg

It's pronounced Rag-el you fools!
My DeviantArt!
My Camp North Art!

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Orionhardy

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-Raguel- thats classic, better than mine


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At 12/21/05 08:27 PM, -Raguel- wrote: And the no.1 Chav Christmas present to steal this year is..............

http://www.dumpdee.c..ictures/furberry.jpg

only faggot chavs would buy that.

Once here twice there but thrice in you. Why buy the pig when the sausage is free?
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