This is actually addition to the Sarai's How to destroy a guy - thread.. but the males in NG need to actually see this post so I'm making a new topic. Sue me?
Oh, Sarai.. you're one tunnel visioned lady.
But at the same time you're such a fine example of the typical female. Arrogant and certain that everyone wants her, being a big flirt but then turning down all the attempts to actually build a relationship. Trying to get as many 'boy-toys' as possible, having fun playing with male feelings et cetera.. The way your mind works is actually pretty simple and basic. You're nothing new, it's not like you're the first bitch to pull shit like that on sissy guys.
But I must say that anyone who falls for that puppy-dog position is a total dumbass. I mean, do you really think that telling hot chicks how beautiful they are all the time is actually going to get you anywhere? You think that sending her SMS's all the time telling her how fucking in love you are is going to get you anywhere?
NEWSFLASH: Hot chicks get their asses kissed all the fucking time. It won't work. You will be used.
Ever wondered why those guys in your school who appear to be total jerks always get all the ladies? While you're crying in the corner, trying to be nice to them and ain't getting shit? You really fucking think that those mr. nice-guys in the corners are gonna get pussy before they turn 18 (not that it matters that much, though)?
Let me advice you, young men. Be Different. Don't play their game, because THAT'S WHAT EVERY OTHER LOSER IS DOING. Make them play yours. Tease them.
Be In Control.
Hot women don't want braindead fanboys, but self-secure and dominant male companions. Not giving girls like Sarai (= girls who want to destroy guys) everything they want is a sure way to mess their mind up. They get confused, you get in control, and you can guess the rest..
Go ahead and ask any shit about me and my own experiences with ladies, if you will. Sarai - type girls are one of the easiest ones, trust me.
How to mess up women:
just whip it out
don't we wish
At 12/19/05 02:35 PM, hamandcheeseclock wrote: I mess women up with shovels.
Huh, I just bury them alive.
2 really help out the cause insert your package inside the mailgirl's slot. The return should be there in a few days.
god amen.
At 12/19/05 02:36 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: How to mess up women:
just whip it out
don't we wish
Or be smarter....
Oh wait
Forget u i always have good ladies chasin me all the time and im a pretty good guy. Quit acting gay u pervert.
At 12/19/05 02:41 PM, john_delaney wrote: Forget u i always have good ladies chasin me all the time and im a pretty good guy. Quit acting gay u pervert.
You sound so credible with your grammar.
At 12/19/05 02:37 PM, Dissection wrote:At 12/19/05 02:35 PM, hamandcheeseclock wrote: I mess women up with shovels.Huh, I just bury them alive.
Tried it but the neighboors heard her screaming. D:
Be dominant you say? STEROIDS HERE I COME!
At 12/19/05 02:48 PM, squadus2 wrote: Be dominant you say? STEROIDS HERE I COME!
they shrink your testicles
no happy sexual relationship for you ._.
I hardly ever come here anymore....
Jock Em to death
Ahhhh Ohhhh AHGHGHHHH THEEEE FUKK IS THAT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH
:)
gsk.
Arrogant and certain that everyone wants her.
No.
At 12/19/05 02:39 PM, Final_Sam wrote: Or be smarter....
How does being smarter than a girl mess her up?
It tends to be girls at young ages dont care so much for that. It is when they get older and mature and they realize money is key...
damn burden on society is what I say.
At 12/19/05 02:41 PM, iNiSHMoRE wrote:At 12/19/05 02:41 PM, john_delaney wrote: Forget u i always have good ladies chasin me all the time and im a pretty good guy. Quit acting gay u pervert.You sound so credible with your grammar.
And the fact hes 13...
OGM I BE TEH EBST WITH LADY LOLOLOLOL, HAY A WOMAN LETS CYBER
this is why i only go out with shemales.
At 12/19/05 03:11 PM, Revrent wrote: this is why i only go out with shemales.
Smart move.
Who cares? Women are useless when in the midles of Ol' Lefty.
At 12/19/05 03:12 PM, iNiSHMoRE wrote:At 12/19/05 03:11 PM, Revrent wrote: this is why i only go out with shemales.Smart move.
Id rather have someone who would enjoy the football game with me, the wiener dosent bother me too much.
Why does everyone insist on making this all a complicated batlle of the sexes? Why not just live your fucking life, and let whatever happens, happen?
This is why I hate relationships, people refuse to be straight forward and honest and instead try to make it some sort of game to use one another.
You guys are acting like getting laid is the only important facet of a relationship (I really shouldn't expect more on the internet, but come on) and being in control is the most important thing.
Healthy relationships should be based on trust, respect, and other such nonsense.
Do women explode when confused by logic or is that robots?
At 12/19/05 03:22 PM, protege-moi wrote: You guys are acting like getting laid is the only important facet of a relationship and being in control is the most important thing.
We are heterosexual males after all, you know.
I have to agree almost every woman is vindictive, besides a few I know. Thank god I dont feel like dating anyone right now!
The Doctor: I've been alone ever since, but not anymore. Don't you see, all we've got is each other.
The Master: Are you asking me out on a date?
At 12/19/05 03:30 PM, iNiSHMoRE wrote:At 12/19/05 03:22 PM, protege-moi wrote: You guys are acting like getting laid is the only important facet of a relationship and being in control is the most important thing.We are heterosexual males after all, you know.
True, true. I just think it's a bit hypocritical to get on Sarai's case for being a stereotypical controlling bitch, and then to come in and play the part of a stereotypical male. Come now, I know some of you guys are smart enough not to reinforce gender roles and expectations. Being forward is good, but to get yourself into a serious relationship only for the physical aspect is just plain stupid. Ah well, do what you will.
At 12/19/05 03:41 PM, protege-moi wrote: So so stuff.
*me gives you a long hard look*
Have I been giving you too much credit PM?
At 12/19/05 03:42 PM, Sarai wrote:At 12/19/05 03:41 PM, protege-moi wrote: So so stuff.*me gives you a long hard look*
Have I been giving you too much credit PM?
Yes, yes you have. I'm not consistent in my vindictive spirit, my bitchiness ebbs and flows with the time of day and my present mood. I'm too fickle to be anything definite.
Aw protege-moi you know I'd let you be in control ;)
The Truth.
but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D
At 12/19/05 02:41 PM, john_delaney wrote: Forget u i always have good ladies chasin me all the time and im a pretty good guy. Quit acting gay u pervert.
Yeah, he's definitely acting "gay".
Man, you're a fucking smacktard.
At 12/19/05 03:52 PM, BonusStage wrote: Aw protege-moi you know I'd let you be in control ;)
Good, because I'm into snuff.
Don't worry, I'll tell your loved ones you died trying to save me from a volcano or something. Yes, that's it. A flying volcano. With lasers.
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