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Sometimes Digital_Chameleon opens up his window and sees people with eachother, having fun, and conversing. Digital_Chameleon closes the blinds and puts his head into his arms. Tears roll down his cheeks. "If only people liked me." He mutters. In a fitful rage, Digital_Chameleon throws his Blink 182 album on the floor. “Why?” he asks. Digital_Chameleon moves to the back of his room and searches for his Seventeen magazine, where he reads of great times, and how to make him popular and cool. Digital_Chameleon then tears some picture of his favorite stars, and pastes them onto his wall. Suddenly Digital_Chameleon’s father storms through his door and throws Digital_Chameleon onto the ground. “What did I tell you about hiding the remote control from me!?” He screams. “Father, I’m sorry!” Digital_Chameleon squeals. “Please, father no!” Digital_Chameleon’s father proceeds to take Digital_Chameleon’s pants off and violently hits his bottom with The Stick. Father storms out, leaving Digital_Chameleon curled in a ball, crying and screaming. “Someone please add me to MSN…” He panted. “Please…” He cried. Digital_Chameleon put his pants back on, and moved to the window once more, to glance at those leading lives that he so wished for. Digital_Chameleon moved to his acne medication, and proceeded to apply it. Once again, he moved to the window, “Please love me.”

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At 12/21/02 02:44 PM, Unmindful wrote: Sometimes Digital_Chameleon opens up his window and sees people with eachother, having fun, and conversing. Digital_Chameleon closes the blinds and puts his head into his arms. Tears roll down his cheeks. "If only people liked me." He mutters. In a fitful rage, Digital_Chameleon throws his Blink 182 album on...

or maybe I was just bored and no one interesting was on msn. who has time to write that about someone they don't even know? fuck off and dont talk to/about me again.


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that- that- that made me cry....*sniff* *sniff*.....ohhhhh chameleon i love you!!!!! .......ehm no i dont! what do i care? i wished his father shoved that stick up his ass...... i really HATE my sensitive side....anyway whats the idea behind this little story?


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none if it is even close to true so it doesn't bug me at all.


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Frightened and unsure, Digital_Chameleon begins to realize that people are catching onto his secrets. Digital_Chameleon throws off a tatical defense mechanism, only adding to his insecurity.


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you see right through me. are you a psych major or something?


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Unmindful you crack me up! :D


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In a slight attempt to fight back against Digital_Chameleon's enemy, Digital_Chameleon tries to buy time, while secretly plotting with his best internet buddy. The walls are closing in on Digital_Chameleon, whom spirit is being broken upon every minute. Digital_Chameleon looks to those he envies outside, and searches for advice. Digital_Chameleon then moves to his Seventeen magazine in search for advice. His defense mechanisms continue.

Digital_Chameleon


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Sounds like my life.

And you're a creative guy...

But your story is awful...

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do you just want me to admit Im insecure? and what's wiht the 17 magazine thing?


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i see nobody understands this post....anyway i do and i love it! :D and your totally right :p


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Questions and confusion haze Digital_Chameleon as the saga continues. Denial is failing. Digital_Chameleon's mind is throbbing. He looks to Ben Affleck upon his wall. "Ben, help me."


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LMAO,ROFL, LOOOOOL .... cant stop laughing ...... my stomach hurts :s you should make a flash movie about this :p .......


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was that all? i want more! :D it was funny as hell!


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Avery odd and confusing topic, but understands in some odd way...

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Yeah, really

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oh god who revived this? Unmindful is just angry cuz I flamed him so good in his crap thread.


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At 12/27/02 04:20 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: oh god who revived this? Unmindful is just angry cuz I flamed him so good in his crap thread.

YEAH I CAN"T GET OVER IT


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u know what the cool thing about the internet is? If I just wanan run from the truth, all I have to do is hit this little x, and this world is gone.


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You keep running.

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At 12/27/02 04:25 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: u know what the cool thing about the internet is? If I just wanan run from the truth, all I have to do is hit this little x, and this world is gone.

But if you hit the little "X", you will still be a fag. You just won't be a fag that is currently acting faggy on an internet BBS.


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At times Digital_Chameleon prints out pictures of fat women, and jerks off to them. He tells the world of his plump girls jacking off situations, and hope that they will accept him, or think he is funny. He only embarrasses himself, and everyone wonders what sort of freak he is. Digital_Chameleon still throws out his cries for attention, left and right, hoping someone will like him. All fails, the embarrassment of himself continues, and one would wonder how he will look back on his idiotic posts when he finally goes through puberty.


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This is some funny shit and why are you hating Digital_Chameleon?

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He feels the walls closing in on him.

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Hey unmindful, I never did get a real response form you in my thread "Unmindful"... don't have any witty remarks?


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At 1/5/03 11:50 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: Hey unmindful, I never did get a real response form you in my thread "Unmindful"... don't have any witty remarks?

It's just another one of your pathetic retaliations...and you know it.


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At 1/5/03 11:50 PM, Unmindful wrote:
At 1/5/03 11:50 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: Hey unmindful, I never did get a real response form you in my thread "Unmindful"... don't have any witty remarks?
It's just another one of your pathetic retaliations...and you know it.

and still, you can't find an answer to it.


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At 12/21/02 02:50 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote:
or maybe I was just bored and no one interesting was on msn. who has time to write that about someone they don't even know? fuck off and dont talk to/about me again.

Because it hit too close to home?

I THINK SO

At 12/21/02 02:50 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote:
or maybe I was just bored and no one interesting was on msn. who has time to write that about someone they don't even know? fuck off and dont talk to/about me again.

Why don't you save yourself the trouble and just agree to everything Unmindful said because you know it's true.


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At 1/6/03 01:19 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
At 12/21/02 02:50 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote:
or maybe I was just bored and no one interesting was on msn. who has time to write that about someone they don't even know? fuck off and dont talk to/about me again.
Because it hit too close to home?

I THINK SO
Why don't you save yourself the trouble and just agree to everything Unmindful said because you know it's true.

Damn Shrapnel, what did Digital ever do to you? And Unmindful, you are really making yourself look like an Ass, mind you.


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At 1/6/03 01:39 AM, Detesticus wrote:
Damn Shrapnel, what did Digital ever do to you? And Unmindful, you are really making yourself look like an Ass, mind you.

Is there something wrong with me insulting your girlfriend?

I believe the only person looking dumb here is you.

Newsflash: You've always looked dumb on the BBS.


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